# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35262 "2017-10-10T21:50:12Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> > Just so we’re clear, Trump administration officials … despite the fact that real-world evidence points in the opposite direction on both counts.
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> Completely unbelievable.

No, that’s completely believable.

The Trump Administration seems to completely ignore real-world evidence. (Unless it agrees with their pre-conceived ides.)

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35263 "2017-10-10T21:57:26Z")

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Well, as I said elsewhere today;

Republicans are at war with Reality, and they think they are winning.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35264 "2017-10-11T04:04:13Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Fair enough, you have your fantasy religion to mess with the govt, I have my own. 🙂

It wasn’t actually my proposal, and ZPG isn’t so much a “fantasy religion” as a policy proposal in an attempt to evade disaster.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35265 "2017-10-11T10:49:27Z")

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> [@t-bonham@scc.net](#):
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> The Trump Administration seems to completely ignore real-world evidence. (Unless it agrees with their pre-conceived ides.)

Hey, ideas are people even _before_ conception!

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35266 "2017-10-11T13:26:55Z")

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Are there any Shakers left?

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35267 "2017-10-11T18:45:51Z")

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This [article from last January](http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/01/03/508100617/one-of-the-last-shakers-dies) implies there were two Shakers left at that time.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35268 "2017-10-11T19:04:45Z")

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Sandy Rios thinks leftists don’t want us to have air conditioning.

> **[Sandy Rios: The Left Doesn’t Want You To Have Air Conditioning | Right Wing...](https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/sandy-rios-the-left-doesnt-want-you-to-have-air-conditioning/)**
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> Religious Right radio host and American Family Association official Sandy Rios told listeners today that the “far left” environmentalists who supported

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35269 "2017-10-11T19:15:35Z")

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> Quoth **Mighty\_Girl** :
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> Has anyone told the Trump administration that hormonal birth control is not just for stopping sluts from having kids? I am on HBC, and the birth control part of it is just a freebie in my case (I need it to prevent my uterus from killing me).

Someone tried explaining that to Bush and Congress a few years back. Guess what she got called?

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35270 "2017-10-11T19:18:03Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Someone tried explaining that to Bush and Congress a few years back. Guess what she got called?

I believe that Limbaugh called her an upstanding woman with a well thought out and articulate opinion.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35271 "2017-10-11T19:53:45Z")

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> [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](#):
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> This [article from last January](http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/01/03/508100617/one-of-the-last-shakers-dies) implies there were two Shakers left at that time.

Isn’t Michael J Fox a Shaker? 😛

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**Author:** ![CurtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@CurtC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CurtC)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35272 "2017-10-11T20:24:46Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Someone tried explaining that to Bush and Congress a few years back. Guess what she got called?

That was February of 2012, when Bush left office four years earlier.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35273 "2017-10-12T00:03:42Z")

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I tried to say the name of the new FCC chairman, but it came out as 5 syllables. What wonderful improvements does Ajit Fucking Pai have in mind for the internets? He feels that ISP pricing needs to be deregulated if the providers [almost have competitors](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/10/fccs-claim-that-one-isp-counts-as-competition-faces-scrutiny-in-court/): if there is alternative service that is within half a mile of your home, then you can choose. Or something.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35274 "2017-10-12T00:07:09Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> I believe that Limbaugh called her an upstanding woman with a well thought out and articulate opinion.

Somehow I’m not finding that funny, considering what he actually called her, at length.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35275 "2017-10-12T00:22:06Z")

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So this is some petty-ass bullshit, but it made me giggle, so I’m gonna share.

Friend of a Friend posted this [stupid meme](https://www.facebook.com/nosnowflakeyoulose/photos/a.117210265615652.1073741829.112699806066698/120657615270917/?type=3&theater) from the prestigious news site “No Snowflake U Lose.” For those of you with the same brand of lazy cynicism that I suffer from, you’re not gonna click, so I’ll describe it.

Two pictures:

1. Female lion leaping on the back of a zebra, labeled, “UNARMED VICITM [sic].”
2. Mountain lion staring at a porcupine, labeled, “ARMED [del]VICTIM[/del] ANY QUESTIONS?”

A couple of weeks ago, I woulda scrolled past the dumb meme. But nature is awesome, and my kids love telling me about their National Geographic for kids.

So I posted [this picture](https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22365224_10211073294416894_9208227350304089882_n.jpg?oh=31a984daff13958d615573a878bc63ac&oe=5A8023CD).

You see, it turns out that in all the world, porcupines have very few predators. One of the vanishingly few species that can kill and eat a porcupine?

Yup. Mountain lions.

It’s hard to imagine a worse-chosen metaphor to support the gun lobby :).

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35276 "2017-10-12T00:49:26Z")

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And zebras aren’t exactly unarmed, either.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35277 "2017-10-12T02:06:46Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Isn’t Michael J Fox a Shaker? 😛

Well, now. What do you suppose Hell’s gonna look like?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35278 "2017-10-12T02:12:26Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Well, now. What do you suppose Hell’s gonna look like?

One big DopeFest.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35279 "2017-10-12T02:14:33Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> What do you suppose Hell’s gonna look like?

We have a front row seat. All three hundred odd million of us.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35280 "2017-10-12T02:31:49Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> And zebras aren’t exactly unarmed, either.

Heraldically speaking, they’d be unguled rather than armed. /Herald-Pedant

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/35281 "2017-10-12T03:03:41Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Heraldically speaking, they’d be unguled rather than armed. /Herald-Pedant

I find your remark to be unpalletable.

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