# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40884 "2019-04-16T00:51:53Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> [Meet Randy Fine](https://www.orlandosentinel.com/politics/os-ne-randy-fine-facebook-comments-20190412-story.html), a state rep from Florida (naturally):

Good Lord. And the Florida House of Representatives isn’t going to censure him, no doubt.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40885 "2019-04-16T00:57:23Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Good Lord. And the Florida House of Representatives isn’t going to censure him, no doubt.

Oh, yes, and this is the party that would have you believe the _Democrats_ are anti-Semitic. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40886 "2019-04-16T01:24:38Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Fox News shuts down not [one](https://www.rawstory.com/2019/04/cardinal-dolan-tells-fox-news-he-is-suspicious-over-notre-dame-fire/), but [two](https://www.rawstory.com/2019/04/foxs-shep-smith-quickly-shuts-down-right-wing-gadfly-for-suggesting-notre-dame-fire-was-intentional/) pundits shouting nonsensical conspiracy theories about the Notre Dame fire being some sort of attack on Christianity.

So _now_ they believe Catholics are Christian?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40887 "2019-04-16T01:51:59Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> So _now_ they believe Catholics are Christian?

OMG! You let the cat out of the bag. Remember when they bitch about Muslims in the Middle East attacking Christians and Christian churches? Of course, most of those Christians are not, according to those idiots, Christians after all.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40888 "2019-04-16T02:28:48Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> So _now_ they believe Catholics are Christian?
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> > [@Monty](#):
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> > OMG! You let the cat out of the bag. Remember when they bitch about Muslims in the Middle East attacking Christians and Christian churches? Of course, most of those Christians are not, according to those idiots, Christians after all.

It’s [Bill Donahue](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Donohue), he doesn’t even think all Catholics are Catholics!  
(I’d be very surprised if he thinks Protestants are actually Christians.)

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40889 "2019-04-16T02:58:55Z")

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Everybody knows the Muslims killed Jesus!

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40890 "2019-04-16T14:33:56Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> It’s [Bill Donahue](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Donohue), he doesn’t even think all Catholics are Catholics!  
> (I’d be very surprised if he thinks Protestants are actually Christians.)
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> CMC fnord!

“Everyone’s a heretic except thee and me, and I’m not so sure about thee.”

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40891 "2019-04-17T20:46:20Z")

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Republican Congressman Andy Barr invited AOC to come talk to Kentucky coal miners about her Green New Deal plan. She accepted, so now he’s rescinded the invitation.  
[Kentucky Republicans Worried Inviting AOC to Meet with Coal Miners Might Backfire | GQ](https://www.gq.com/story/ky-republicans-aoc-coal-miners)?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40892 "2019-04-17T21:30:42Z")

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And then she ignored him: “An apology’s not likely to happen, though. Corbin Trent, a spokesman for Ocasio-Cortez, told The Courier-Journal, ‘Luckily, we still have open borders with Kentucky. We don’t need Congressman Barr to meet with coal miners and have a town hall, though we’d love his participation if we do.’”

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40893 "2019-04-17T21:55:40Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> And then she ignored him: “An apology’s not likely to happen, though. Corbin Trent, a spokesman for Ocasio-Cortez, told The Courier-Journal, ‘Luckily, we still have open borders with Kentucky. We don’t need Congressman Barr to meet with coal miners and have a town hall, though we’d love his participation if we do.’”

[Of course, there are no working coal mines in Barr’s district.](https://www.gq.com/story/ky-republicans-aoc-coal-miners) And Congressman Comer might be the smartest Republican in Congress right now.

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> Uninviting Ocasio-Cortez is probably a smart move on Barr’s part in the long run. For one thing, there aren’t any active coal mines in Barr’s district. And James Comer, another Republican representative from Kentucky, told local news that he didn’t “see any upside” to having her come to Kentucky. “I think a lot of Republicans are making a mistake picking on her. I think we need to be very prepared when we debate her on issues that we’re having a hard time with.”

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40894 "2019-04-17T22:14:36Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> “Everyone’s a heretic except thee and me, and I’m not so sure about thee.”

I’m fond of,  
‘There are only three people that truly understand Christianity; Me, The Apostle Paul, and Jesus.  
And I’m not that sure about Paul . . . or Jesus.’

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40895 "2019-04-17T22:23:43Z")

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It’s been awhile since Ted Cruz reminded everyone that he’s Absolutely The Worst, so the 50-rats-wearing-a-human-skin-who-are-each-500-cockroaches-wearing-a-rat-skin took to Twitter to [dunk on Disney for donating to the reconstruction of Notre Dame](https://www.rawstory.com/2019/04/pure-evil-ted-cruz-gets-wrecked-unimaginably-awkward-tweet-notre-dame/);

> [@The Zodiac Killer](#):
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> Wonderful! Will we see Disney princesses in the new stained glass?

The goblin-like creature which controls the bellows used to create wind in his festering innards and produce a mockery of hoo-mon speech was unavailable for comment.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40896 "2019-04-17T23:04:33Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> It’s been awhile since Ted Cruz reminded everyone that he’s Absolutely The Worst, so the 50-rats-wearing-a-human-skin-who-are-each-500-cockroaches-wearing-a-rat-skin took to Twitter to [dunk on Disney for donating to the reconstruction of Notre Dame](https://www.rawstory.com/2019/04/pure-evil-ted-cruz-gets-wrecked-unimaginably-awkward-tweet-notre-dame/);
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> The goblin-like creature which controls the bellows used to create wind in his festering innards and produce a mockery of hoo-mon speech was unavailable for comment.

Not only was Cruz’s attack on Disney mean-spirited (and tone-deaf), it seems remarkably free of strategic benefit for him. Who did he expect to please with that comment? NBC-Universal?

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2019, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40897 "2019-04-17T23:33:40Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> … Who did he expect to please with that comment?

Thick skulled right wingers. My apologies for the redundancy in my reply.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40898 "2019-04-18T00:29:53Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Thick skulled right wingers. My apologies for the redundancy in my reply.

Heh.

But: right-wingers hate Disney?

I remember that there was right-wing grumbling back in the Michael Eisner days, when it was revealed that Eisner had contributed to Democratic politicians. But I haven’t heard of such contributions for many years (and have no idea of the political views of the current heads of the company).

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40899 "2019-04-18T00:38:03Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> But: right-wingers hate Disney?

Yup, chiefly for soiling the innocent minds of children with Gay Agenda and Political Correctness and Cultural Diversity and general Anti-Christianity. As per [Conservapedia](https://www.conservapedia.com/The_Walt_Disney_Company):

> [@](#):
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> While Mr. Walt Disney was a conservative, the company is now a secular-progressive organization, courtesy of liberal Michael Eisner, as well as continued with and even doubled down by Robert Iger. This ultimately came to a head in 2017 when the Beauty and the Beast live-action remake film as well as a Disney Channel animated show Star vs. the Forces of Evil included overt homosexual propaganda. In addition, Disney and its affiliates had increased its leftward push significantly. It is suspected that the growing increase in promoting the leftist agenda, many times disregarding whether it was profitable, was to promote Iger’s possible run for the 2020 Presidential Elections as the Democrat candidate. In February 2019, Disney announced it would host its first “LGBT pride” event, holding it at Disneyland Paris.

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40900 "2019-04-18T00:38:09Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Heh.
> 
> But: right-wingers hate Disney?

Well, our current Vice President believes that _Mulan_ was [a plot to destroy America’s military.](https://www.businessinsider.com/mike-pence-mulan-liberal-propaganda-2017-7)

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40901 "2019-04-18T00:42:45Z")

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At this point, all Cruz knows is that the right wing base enjoys childish insults that are spewed forth with no forethought whatsoever.

It does not matter who is being insulted, or why. That’s not the point.

The point is to go “hurr hurr dat’s a good one”

That’s all. That’s the level of right wing political sophistication now. And it’s not at the bottom yet.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40902 "2019-04-18T00:47:09Z")

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Thanks, Kimstu and Smapti–I hadn’t known about those currents in conservative “thought.”

Euphonious Polemic: you’re right—they do seem to glory in bullies and bullying aggression, don’t they?

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2019, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/40903 "2019-04-18T00:48:44Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> At this point, all Cruz knows is that the right wing base enjoys childish insults that are spewed forth with no forethought whatsoever.
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> It does not matter who is being insulted, or why. That’s not the point.

I disagree. They are very consciously picking targets that the conservative base already distrusts or dislikes to a significant extent. Occasionally they guess wrong, as when Trump assumed that insulting a couple of elderly Gold Star parents would go over well because the parents in question were nonwhite immigrant Muslims, but for the most part they are quite adept at “hurting the people” that their intended audience thinks “they ought to be hurting”.

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