# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41847 "2019-08-17T16:59:10Z")

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After Kentucky required schools to display the national motto “In God We Trust”, Fayette County schools found [a creative form of malicious compliance](https://www.newsweek.com/school-district-frames-dollar-bill-comply-law-display-god-we-trust-campus-1454809):

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> Rather than a large display, the school district made copies of the back of a one-dollar bill and placed them in frames that were distributed to all the schools. In accordance with the state law, the frames containing the money are in prominent locations, The Lexington Herald-Leader reports…

Kentucky Republicans haz a sad:

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> However, the bill’s sponsor, State Rep. Brandon Reed (R-Hodgenville) blasted the school district in a statement, accusing its administrators of playing “political games.”…  
> Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin also questioned the move made by FCPS, saying, “Here’s the thing, if that’s meant to be cute or clever. What are we hoping to accomplish by trying to circumvent the intention of a law?”…

Given that the law specifies the school cafeteria as a qualifying “prominent location”, I would have gone with the classic “IN GOD WE TRUST, ALL OTHERS PAY CASH”, but the dollar bill picture works too.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41848 "2019-08-17T20:00:41Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> After Kentucky required schools to display the national motto “In God We Trust”, Fayette County schools found [a creative form of malicious compliance](https://www.newsweek.com/school-district-frames-dollar-bill-comply-law-display-god-we-trust-campus-1454809):
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> Kentucky Republicans haz a sad:
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> Given that the law specifies the school cafeteria as a qualifying “prominent location”, I would have gone with the classic “IN GOD WE TRUST, ALL OTHERS PAY CASH”, but the dollar bill picture works too.

I just hope that when they copied the bill, they increased its size by at least 50%.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41849 "2019-08-17T20:50:49Z")

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Air Force member in uniform called “distasteful” for speaking Spanish in uniform.

> **[Air Force member called 'distasteful' for speaking Spanish in uniform](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/air-force-member-called-distasteful-speaking-spanish-uniform-n1042921)**
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> "This is my dream and \[to\] tell me that I’m distasteful while wearing my dream, that really triggered me,” said a U.S. Air Force member from Puerto Rico.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41850 "2019-08-17T20:52:47Z")

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After Chuck Shumer commented on July being the hottest month on record, Senator John Cornyn replied, “It’s summer, Chuck.”

> **[r/insanepeoplefacebook - This is worse then the whole “but it’s cold outside”...](https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/crpu9d/this_is_worse_then_the_whole_but_its_cold_outside/)**
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> 2,702 votes and 62 comments so far on Reddit

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41851 "2019-08-18T00:28:17Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> After Chuck Shumer commented on July being the hottest month on record, Senator John Cornyn replied, “It’s summer, Chuck.”  
> [Reddit - Dive into anything](https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/crpu9d/this_is_worse_then_the_whole_but_its_cold_outside/)

I hope we can count on Senator Cornyn to take up the “bring a snowball into the Senate in February to disprove climate change” mantle, should Senator Inhofe find himself unable to serve.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41852 "2019-08-18T00:52:16Z")

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Yeah. Was somebody able to help Senator Cornyn understand that all the previous Julys (and Junes and Augusts) were summer too?

Republicans in general really seem to have a problem understanding the distinction between season and climate.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41853 "2019-08-18T02:13:36Z")

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[Almost-packed house at Steve King’s town hall](https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/white-nationalist-republican-ridiculed-after-only-2-people-show-up-for-his-town-hall-meeting/?fbclid=IwAR1dVqVAMrA76hlzn6lasmcYOV6JE_2jRFGYLH-n48JqiGdumcVNpE5vcfo)

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> Embattled Rep. Steve King (R-IA) suffered further humiliation on Saturday when only two people showed up for his town hall meeting with Iowa constituents.

From a twitter comment: This happens when supporters are not allowed to wear their hoods to the gathering.

And another: Just a hunch, but I’m guessing @SteveKingIA will not be comparing his crowd with Elton John’s.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41854 "2019-08-18T04:08:10Z")

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Laugh? Thought I’d _surely_ die!

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41855 "2019-08-18T04:28:04Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> From a twitter comment: This happens when supporters are not allowed to wear their hoods to the gathering.
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> And another: Just a hunch, but I’m guessing @SteveKingIA will not be comparing his crowd with Elton John’s.

I liked these:

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> I did Nazi that coming.

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> His supporters would have been there but they all flew out to Portland, Oregon for the big Proud Boy protest going there today.

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> No one could make it to Steve King’s townhall – they are either raping their sister, in bankruptcy court, or too sick & without insurance

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> is his constituency… chairs?

and the very best one:

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> “Which of you two young ladies has conceived child by rape or incest?”
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> “Raise your hand. No need to be shy.” [https://twitter.com/corinne\_perkins/status/1162806565109473280](https://t.co/uQZAogvhfz)
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> — Patrick Nonwhite (@NonWhiteHat) August 17, 2019

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41856 "2019-08-18T05:05:49Z")

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> [@Zakalwe](#):
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> > [@Monty](#):
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> > Typos! That should be _harassment_ in Post # **4** 41852.
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> Emphasis added…
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> Now THAT’s funny!

Hey, it took us a decade to reach 40K, though progress has been slow, what with the CFSG sucking up all the oxygen, suckily. But I think this thread has postential. It may well reach that post count in our children’s children’s lifespans.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41857 "2019-08-18T08:14:11Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> After Kentucky required schools to display the national motto “In God We Trust”, Fayette County schools found [a creative form of malicious compliance](https://www.newsweek.com/school-district-frames-dollar-bill-comply-law-display-god-we-trust-campus-1454809):
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> Kentucky Republicans haz a sad:

I love that they called it ‘political games’…as if the stupid bill was serious and important business.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41858 "2019-08-18T14:21:50Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> Yeah. Was somebody able to help Senator Cornyn understand that all the previous Julys (and Junes and Augusts) were summer too?
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> Republicans in general really seem to have a problem understanding the distinction between season and climate.

Republicans have a problem distinguishing _weather_ and climate change.

“Ha! It’s raining today and the high’s only 80 when the norm is 95-degrees? Where’s your Global Warming _now_, monkey boy?”

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41859 "2019-08-18T15:13:03Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Republicans have a problem distinguishing _weather_ and climate change.
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> “Ha! It’s raining today and the high’s only 80 when the norm is 95-degrees? Where’s your Global Warming _now_, monkey boy?”

You laugh but D’nesh D’Souza recently posted a picture of snow in August and triumphed “where’s your global warming when there’s snow in Summer!!”.

The picture was from Australia.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41860 "2019-08-18T16:01:02Z")

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> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#):
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> You laugh but D’nesh D’Souza recently posted a picture of snow in August and triumphed “where’s your global warming when there’s snow in Summer!!”.
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> The picture was from Australia.

The English sent perfectly good calendars down there when they were colonizing Australia, so it’s not his fault the Australians don’t know when summer and winter are supposed to be.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41861 "2019-08-18T16:06:05Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Devin Nunes [is a farmer](https://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/nation-world/national/regional/the-west/article233995452.html), or maybe he is not, but he claims to own a farm, which seems to be the size of a postcard and makes no money.

Devin Nunes’s cow has a twitter account .

[https://mobile.twitter.com/DevinCow](https://mobile.twitter.com/DevinCow)

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41862 "2019-08-18T18:12:31Z")

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> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#):
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> You laugh…

Only 'cause it hurts too much to cry. As I get older I grow ever more thankful I never had any sprogs to face the future after I’m gone.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41863 "2019-08-18T18:46:36Z")

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John Cornyn is trying to claim that his summer comment was a joke and liberals have no sense of humor.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41864 "2019-08-18T18:49:15Z")

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That’s Republican 101. Same thing with Trump. His followers say that he’s only kidding when someone calls out the bullshit, but the original hope was to plant another seed of stupidity in the “minds” of the (many) dumber supporters.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41865 "2019-08-18T20:45:15Z")

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Wasn’t sure where to put this, but it’s too fun to pass up.

The New York Times has put together something called the [1619 Project](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/08/14/magazine/1619-america-slavery.html), to commemorate the 400th anniversary of the arrival of the first black slaves in the British American colonies, and to recognize the central importance of the institution of slavery in the history of the United States. It’s an excellent piece of work.

Former GOP House Leader (and, astoundingly, former history professor) Newt Gringrich [tweeted today](https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/1162981114383949826), giving a rather predictable take on the 1619 Project:

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> The NY Times 1619 Project should make its slogan “All the Propaganda we want to brainwash you with”.it is a repudiation of the original NY Times motto.

That’s par for the course, coming from Gingrich.

What I really liked was the response by leftist sports historian and journalist David Zirin:

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> It’s history, not a wife in a hospital bed. You can’t just walk away.

Mike drop right there.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/41866 "2019-08-18T21:05:18Z")

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Well damn!

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