# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4181 "2012-01-16T05:41:22Z")

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Shoddy Rainbows would be an excellent band name.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4182 "2012-01-16T06:22:47Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Shoddy Rainbows would be an excellent band name.

That is SO 2004! 😉

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4183 "2012-01-16T17:33:24Z")

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From our good friends at _Daily Kos_…

> **[Accusations of voter fraud fly among Christian conservatives after Rick...](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2012/01/16/1055202/-Accusations-of-voter-fraud-fly-among-Christian-conservatives-after-Rick-Santorum-endorsement?via=blog_1)**
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> Did Catholic activists take a "...

As many of you know, Christian conservatives got together in Texas (Must it always be Texas? There’s plenty of assholes in Florida! But I digress…) to firm up behind an Anti-Mitt, and they chose Rick Santorum. Now, it appears that there are some rumors/charges of voter fraud! It appears that some God-fearing, knuckle walking Protestant Troglodytes are way upset that they are seen as endorsing a mackerel-snapping Catlicker!

Mother of Mercy, is this the end of Rick?

No. But soon. Soon.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4184 "2012-01-16T17:37:36Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> As many of you know, Christian conservatives got together in Texas (Must it always be Texas? There’s plenty of assholes in Florida! But I digress…) to firm up behind an Anti-Mitt, and they chose Rick Santorum. Now, it appears that there are some rumors/charges of voter fraud! It appears that some God-fearing, knuckle walking Protestant Troglodytes are way upset that they are seen as endorsing a mackerel-snapping Catlicker!

I’m pretty sure I recognized most of the words in that post, but … “mackerel-snapping Catlicker”? Knuckle _walking_? Is this one of those fun anagram posts where there’s a pithy saying if we rearrange things in just the right order?

Not that I disagree with the bits I do understand.

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4185 "2012-01-16T17:44:26Z")

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Yeah, mackerel-snapping? Why mackerel?

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4186 "2012-01-16T17:49:51Z")

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Lutefisk-lapping has a much nicer ring.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4187 "2012-01-16T17:52:03Z")

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He’s a \*catlicker \*because he’s _Catholic_, Santorum that is. [Mackerel Snapper](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mackerel_snapper).

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4188 "2012-01-16T17:53:12Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> I’m pretty sure I recognized most of the words in that post, but … “mackerel-snapping Catlicker”? Knuckle _walking_? Is this one of those fun anagram posts where there’s a pithy saying if we rearrange things in just the right order?
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> Not that I disagree with the bits I do understand.

Oh, I feel old.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4189 "2012-01-16T18:01:40Z")

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Heavens to Murgatroyd, this thread is the first result of Googling _mackerel-snapping Catlicker_.

I think I’ll go put on a Rush album now. Maybe live one, preferably from the early 80s.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4190 "2012-01-16T18:17:50Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> I’m pretty sure I recognized most of the words in that post, but … “mackerel-snapping Catlicker”? Knuckle _walking_? Is this one of those fun anagram posts where there’s a pithy saying if we rearrange things in just the right order?..

Yes. Let us know if you get it, there’s a prize! Cake. Delicious, tasty cake…

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4191 "2012-01-16T18:19:40Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> Heavens to Murgatroyd, this thread is the first result of Googling _mackerel-snapping Catlicker_…

I’m making a note here, huge success…

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4192 "2012-01-16T18:26:55Z")

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> [@a35362](#):
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> Yeah, mackerel-snapping? Why mackerel?

It’s my understanding that mackerel is (or perhaps _was_, at the time the idiom arose) a cheap fish for Catholics to eat on Fridays.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4193 "2012-01-16T18:40:04Z")

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Cake you say? _Honestly?_

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**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4194 "2012-01-17T00:14:33Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> Heavens to Murgatroyd, this thread is the first result of Googling _mackerel-snapping Catlicker_.

I’m familiar with the term from James Whitmore one-man show [Give 'em Hell Harry](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4WnpgAzvpY). There is a scene when Truman berates his WWI company during a panicked retreat.

“Come back here you goddam mackerel snappers!!!”

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4195 "2012-01-17T00:27:30Z")

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Sounds like something else to me. Like …

- Say, check out that chick at the end of the bar. She’s hot.

- You mean the one with the mullet and the sleeveless plaid flannel shirt? Dude, I think she’s a mackerel-snapper.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4196 "2012-01-17T01:04:04Z")

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Wouldn’t that be a mackerel-snacker?

If I had to guess I’d say Mr. Mackerel-Snapper was that muppet who chucked the fish around.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4197 "2012-01-17T02:18:42Z")

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Having been one, I always thought it was “mackerel **slapper**.” I couldn’t even figure out how I was being insulted. ☹

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4198 "2012-01-17T02:21:19Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> If I had to guess I’d say Mr. Mackerel-Snapper was that muppet who chucked the fish around.

That would be Lew Zealand, and his boomerang fish act.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4199 "2012-01-17T02:33:00Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> That would be Lew Zealand, and his boomerang fish act.

Awesome, [thanks](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wArQTetzqgA)!

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4200 "2012-01-17T04:50:59Z")

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I first learned of the term when reading “M_A_S\*H,” in a scene where the author thought it would be helpful for us to know the religious backgrounds of the surgeons in the Swamp. Trapper John was described as “a former mackerel snapper who had turned in his knee pads.”

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