# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43549 "2020-02-25T07:23:33Z")

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Republican Congressional candidate suspends his campaign after overdosing on heroin.

> **[GOP councilman in Arizona suspends congressional bid after heroin overdose](https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/484383-gop-councilman-in-arizona-suspends-congressional-bid-after-heroin-overdose/)**
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> A Republican councilman in Arizona suspended his congressional campaign Monday, saying he is seeking treatment for substance abuse disorder after overdosing on heroin last week.Chris Taylor, a city…

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43550 "2020-02-25T13:56:41Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Republican Congressional candidate suspends his campaign after overdosing on heroin.  
> [https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/484383-gop-councilman-in-arizona-suspends-congressional-bid-after-heroin-overdose](https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/484383-gop-councilman-in-arizona-suspends-congressional-bid-after-heroin-overdose)

He did actually own up to it and apologize to his supporters:

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> “I’m not going to hide from this. I’m not ashamed of what happened. I wish to sincerely apologize to the amazing people who have supported me. I don’t know what went wrong. I recently relapsed after having so many solid years in sobriety. I have to figure out where I went wrong,” Taylor said in a statement to the newspaper.

So it sounds like he’s taking responsibility and trying to fight an addiction he’s admitted to having since high school. Unless he railed against drug addicts in his campaign or used public funds to pay for his drugs or something, I kinda have to put this one in the “Good Republican Idea of the Day” column. I wish him peace and recovery.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43551 "2020-02-25T14:47:47Z")

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I give him the nod.

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**Author:** ![Running\_with\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Running\_with\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Running_with_Scissors)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43552 "2020-02-26T13:39:38Z")

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[Marco Rubio tweeting](https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1232495339724255233?s=20&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BF%20News%20-%20Feb%2026&utm_term=News%20confirmed%20list) after last night’s Democratic debate:

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> If they are elected you will get govt controlled internet, energy, schools and health care.
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> And as a bonus, reefer for everyone!

Responses were predictable.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43553 "2020-02-26T16:35:42Z")

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“Reefer”. I mean, seriously.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43554 "2020-02-26T16:41:45Z")

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[Quoth Janus Rose on twitter](https://twitter.com/zenalbatross/status/1040285789341605889)(in 2018):

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> i continue to assert that the best, most optimistic news headlines are written by right-wing blogs trying to shock & frighten their readers

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43555 "2020-02-26T17:03:45Z")

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What about the taco trucks on every corner? Are we still getting those? I mean, if we’re getting the reefer, I think the taco trucks would be a good idea too.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43556 "2020-02-26T17:42:08Z")

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Unfortunately, the taco trucks would only come if Hillary had won.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43557 "2020-02-26T19:54:08Z")

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How about the three to five million illegal voters? Are they connected to the taco trucks?

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43558 "2020-02-27T00:14:11Z")

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So I’m going to get reefer _and_ I don’t have to deal with Spectrum Cable anymore? I fail to see the problem here.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43559 "2020-02-27T01:01:42Z")

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The Republiopaths have become so adept at maligning socialism that, by November, everyone is going to want some of that action.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43560 "2020-02-27T01:03:20Z")

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Now I want a taco. Luckily there’s a brick-and-mortar taco shop at the end of the block.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43561 "2020-02-27T20:50:18Z")

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CPAC Panel: Socialized medicine killed Princess Diana  
[CPAC Insanity: 'Socialized Medicine Killed Princess Diana' | Crooks and Liars](https://crooksandliars.com/2020/02/cpac-insanity-socialized-medicine-killed)?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2020, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43562 "2020-02-28T11:28:16Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> CPAC Panel: Socialized medicine killed Princess Diana  
> [CPAC Insanity: 'Socialized Medicine Killed Princess Diana' | Crooks and Liars](https://crooksandliars.com/2020/02/cpac-insanity-socialized-medicine-killed)?

“They actually don’t have any trauma specialists in France”. Then who is staffing the six trauma centers in Paris alone?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2020, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43563 "2020-02-28T13:17:31Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> “They actually don’t have any trauma specialists in France”. Then who is staffing the six trauma centers in Paris alone?

Chefs, obviously.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2020, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43564 "2020-02-28T14:27:24Z")

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I have no idea what interventions were done with Princess Diana. I just want to point out that, not only was the CPAC guy not involved in her care, he’s not a trauma specialist either. He’s an orthopedic surgeon. He knows way more about medicine that I do, certainly. But the MD after his name doesn’t make him an expert in every discipline.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2020, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43565 "2020-02-28T14:34:21Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Chefs, obviously.

It’s a cookbook!

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2020, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43566 "2020-02-28T14:37:32Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Chefs, obviously.

True. We actually don’t have doctors at all. But our healthcare is some fucking gourmet shit - just last week my diabetic aunt was prescribed an Insulin confit on a bed of morrels with its cranberry sauce, crushed pomegranate and a glass of '73 Chateau Latours.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2020, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43567 "2020-02-28T15:12:41Z")

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Not an '82? Cretin.

😉

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2020, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43568 "2020-02-28T15:25:51Z")

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> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#):
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> I have no idea what interventions were done with Princess Diana. I just want to point out that, not only was the CPAC guy not involved in her care, he’s not a trauma specialist either. He’s an orthopedic surgeon. He knows way more about medicine that I do, certainly. But the MD after his name doesn’t make him an expert in every discipline.

As I recall from hearing it on TV at the time, the practice of French EMTs is to try to stabilize patients at the scene instead of rushing them to the nearest trauma center. However, Diana had a ruptured aorta (she was in the back seat, but she wasn’t wearing her seatbelt) … so maybe not the best idea in the world. In the US, she would have been rushed to the hospital. Would that have saved her? Who knows? Anyone else who remembers listening in complete shock to Peter Jennings as he reported this, please correct me.

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