# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43649 "2020-03-10T23:37:15Z")

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That’s an absolutely insane BAC. That means his blood was almost 1% alcohol.

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**Author:** ![Running\_with\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Running\_with\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Running_with_Scissors)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43650 "2020-03-10T23:39:26Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> That’s an absolutely insane BAC. That means his blood was almost 1% alcohol.

OK, OK, I missed a leading zero, as I noted in my previous post. It was actually .079

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43651 "2020-03-10T23:55:01Z")

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> [@Kevbo](#):
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> [https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/09/trump-says-hes-working-on-a-payroll-tax-cut-to-help-us-workers-amid-coronavirus-outbreak.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/09/trump-says-hes-working-on-a-payroll-tax-cut-to-help-us-workers-amid-coronavirus-outbreak.html)
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> Trump’s response to pandemic threat: Tax Cut!
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> Seriously?
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> I swear that if an earth distroying rogue asteroid were inbound, Republicans would claim this is the perfect time to elimininate social security and medicare, since nobody is going to be getting older.

What’s funded with payroll taxes?

Social Security and Medicare.

What government programs will face massive short-term deficits if their primary source of funding is eliminated?

Social Security and Medicare.

What taxes has Dotard repeatedly said he wants to eliminate? Those that pay for:

Social Security and Medicare

[https://www.wsj.com/articles/white-house-intensifies-push-for-coronavirus-stimulus-measures-11583851800](https://www.wsj.com/articles/white-house-intensifies-push-for-coronavirus-stimulus-measures-11583851800)

What did Individual-1 say he was going to gut just last week, if re-elected?

Social Security and Medicare

> **[Trump said that if he's reelected he'd cut entitlements such as Social...](https://news.yahoo.com/trump-says-hell-cut-entitlements-150639114.html)**
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> "Oh, we'll be cutting," he said at a Fox News town-hall event on Thursday. "We're also going to have growth like you've never seen before."

The GOP and their base of Disaster Capitalists are just chomping at the bit to redirect even more trillions of middle-class dollars into their pockets.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43652 "2020-03-11T00:14:36Z")

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> [@Kevbo](#):
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> …I swear that if an earth distroying rogue asteroid were inbound, Republicans would claim this is the perfect time to elimininate social security and medicare, since nobody is going to be getting older.

Okay. Just to show y’all what kind of a mood I’m in, this made me laugh hysterically until my face spasmed into a Joker-esque grin. Lord.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43653 "2020-03-11T00:27:38Z")

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> [@Kevbo](#):
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> [https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/09/trump-says-hes-working-on-a-payroll-tax-cut-to-help-us-workers-amid-coronavirus-outbreak.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/09/trump-says-hes-working-on-a-payroll-tax-cut-to-help-us-workers-amid-coronavirus-outbreak.html)
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> Trump’s response to pandemic threat: Tax Cut!
> 
> Seriously?
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> I swear that if an earth distroying rogue asteroid were inbound, Republicans would claim this is the perfect time to elimininate social security and medicare, since nobody is going to be getting older.

And give big payouts to the rich, so they can spend their last days with hookers and blow since they darn well deserve it.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43654 "2020-03-11T01:41:25Z")

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I don’t think any state in the union requires any particular blood alcohol level to charge a DUI/DWI (generally the same offense, with different names). If the officer can tell you’re intoxicated, that’s enough. 0.08% is just the level where it doesn’t matter how impaired you look or act, you’re AUTOMATICALLY considered drunk.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43655 "2020-03-11T01:41:51Z")

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> [@Voyager](#):
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> And give big payouts to the rich, so they can spend their last days with hookers and blow since they darn well deserve it.

Of course they deserve it: they’ve got all that money, don’t they?

(I have actually heard this put forth as argument on how you can tell that wealthy people are good, smart people and why they should be trusted.)

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43656 "2020-03-11T03:05:43Z")

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> [@SingleMalt](#):
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> His BAC was 0.79 two hours after he was stopped. Unless he magically doesn’t metabolize alcohol, he was higher while he was behind the wheel.
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> He was pulled over because his wife ratted him out, calling the police to say he drove off while drunk. The speeding was incidental.

Is this the same wife he was having a knock down drag out divorce with?

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43657 "2020-03-12T03:22:51Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Of course they deserve it: they’ve got all that money, don’t they?
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> (I have actually heard this put forth as argument on how you can tell that wealthy people are good, smart people and why they should be trusted.)

The good-old “Just-World Hypothesis.”

Which also explains why it’s perfectly fine (with Trump fans, of course) that the Trump Administration puts kids in cages: the kids deserve no better.

> [@](#):
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> … The concept was developed in part to help explain observations that to preserve a belief that the world is a just place, people will sometimes devalue a victim. …

> **[Just-World Hypothesis - iResearchNet](https://psychology.iresearchnet.com/social-psychology/social-cognition/just-world-hypothesis/)**
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> Just-World Hypothesis Definition The just-world hypothesis is the belief that, in general, the social environment is fair, such that people get what they deserve. The concept was developed in part to help explain observations that to preserve a...

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43658 "2020-03-12T05:36:07Z")

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Aye. “Not only can you justify anything, you can feel good about it too!”

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43659 "2020-03-12T07:33:59Z")

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Go ahead and hate your neighbor; Go ahead and cheat a friend…

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43660 "2020-03-12T13:28:20Z")

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There is so much fodder for this topic, it’s a miracle the thread’s only 874 pages long now.

[US bill forcing women to see baby on ultrasound before having abortion passes](https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-bill-forcing-women-see-194336360.html)

[Coronavirus: Republican who refuses to self-isolate despite exposure to disease gives students tour of Capitol](https://www.yahoo.com/news/coronavirus-republican-refuses-self-isolate-165010332.html)

[Coronavirus: Senate Republicans block emergency sick leave bill as outbreak spreads across US](https://www.yahoo.com/news/coronavirus-senate-republicans-block-emergency-203155193.html)

And the real kicker is [Trump says he’s OK with coronavirus test but doesn’t need one: ‘I feel extremely good’](https://www.yahoo.com/gma/trump-says-hes-ok-coronavirus-test-doesnt-one-205800336.html):

> [@The Stupidest Man in History](#):
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> I guess it’s not a big deal to get tested and something I would do, but, again, I spoke to the White House doctor, terrific guy, talented guy. He said he sees no reason to do it. There’s no symptoms, no anything.

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> [@The Stupidest Man in History](#):
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> It hit the world, and we’re prepared and we’re doing a great job with it and it will go away, stay calm, it will go away.

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> [@The Stupidest Man in History](#):
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> The consumer is so powerful in our country with what we’ve done with tax cuts and regulation cuts and all of those things, the consumer has never been in a better position than they are right now.

That’s your plan on dealing with this pandemic? Wow. Okay, let’s say I agree with you, Trump, that the consumer is powerful now. How does that help the consumer when he’s dead

Good Lord Almighty! “It will go away” is not a fucking plan. Well, I guess it is a plan. It sure as Hell is not a good plan.

_All quotes above are from the “kicker” link in this post._

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43661 "2020-03-12T15:12:14Z")

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If he’s not showing symptoms, he doesn’t need a test.

The bonus is that, if he is sick, the disease may advance far enough that they can’t save him by the time he admits it.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43662 "2020-03-12T15:26:36Z")

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I’ve said several times in the past three years that I didn’t want Trump dead but rather very much alive, sitting in prison, contemplating his life choices.

Right now, though – especially since he’d most likely just come up with a cockamamie reason to blame Hillary instead – I’d take croaking from Covid19 through his own ego denying he has it as an alternative.

Bonus points if he spreads it among his cronies.

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**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43663 "2020-03-12T15:46:04Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> I’ve said several times in the past three years that I didn’t want Trump dead but rather very much alive, sitting in prison, contemplating his life choices.
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> Right now, though – especially since he’d most likely just come up with a cockamamie reason to blame Hillary instead – I’d take croaking from Covid19 through his own ego denying he has it as an alternative.
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> Bonus points if he spreads it among his cronies.

Yeah, I must admit that at this point, I’m thinking along these lines, as well.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43664 "2020-03-12T17:04:41Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> [Coronavirus: Senate Republicans block emergency sick leave bill as outbreak spreads across US](https://www.yahoo.com/news/coronavirus-senate-republicans-block-emergency-203155193.html)

[Meanwhile in the UK](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-51835599/budget-2020-chancellor-on-coronavirus-sick-pay-changes):

> [@](#):
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> The chancellor has said that the NHS will get “whatever it needs, whatever it costs” to deal with the coronavirus outbreak.
> 
> In his first Budget speech, Rishi Sunak set out a three-point £1bn plan for the UK economy to cope with the effect on the workforce.
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> It will include extending access to statutory sick pay, and those self-isolating being able to get a sick note over the phone.

On the other hand, I’m sure we’ll all die of SOCIALISM instead.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43665 "2020-03-12T18:23:04Z")

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According to the article on the emergency sick leave bill, it was blocked because Lamar Alexander wanted the federal government to “foot the bill.”

If that really is the only objection to it, then hopefully it should pass in short order with one simple change?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43666 "2020-03-12T19:45:45Z")

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It’s not that I’m that invested in Trump’s well-being, but if he does have the virus - which I put at about 50/50 right now - I really don’t want him to die. At least not until after he gets curb-stomped in the election in November. After that, I really don’t care what happens to him.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43667 "2020-03-12T21:06:29Z")

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I want him to live long enough to serve out a batch of consecutive sentences.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/43668 "2020-03-12T23:49:28Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Aye. “Not only can you justify anything, you can feel good about it too!”

(Not to get into a whole thing, but: this has been one of the most “useful” functions of religion for untold centuries. Why go to all the trouble of believing in a magical being if you can’t offload guilt at being a sumbich?..)

> [@Nobody](#):
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> Go ahead and hate your neighbor; Go ahead and cheat a friend…

Interesting information about that song at [One Tin Soldier - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Tin_Soldier) —including the fact that Roseanne Barr recorded a parody of it on one of her comedy albums. (Sounds about right.)

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