# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2012, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4561 "2012-02-17T21:04:41Z")

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> [@Skammer](#):
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> It wasnt’ my impression that he didn’t notice. I inferred that it was intentional; but I could be wrong. I mean if he was at a stop sign, he would have already been in forward gear so he would have had to shift into reverse on purpose.

So…Mr. Closeted Conservative deliberately did something that would call attention to his presence at a gay bar? Admittedly, it’s weird–the report says he was driving a 2005 Chevy Tahoe, which means it was an automatic, so it’s not that he put it in neutral when he stopped and screwed up when he shifted. Maybe he put it in park while he was stopped at the sign for some reason?

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### Author: ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2012, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4562 "2012-02-17T21:10:32Z")

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There’s something left out of the story… I’m thinking may some kind of exchange of insults before the crash.

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### Author: ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2012, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4563 "2012-02-18T11:37:03Z")

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“If English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for America. #truth”

Go on, guess who tweeted that. Guess.

[http://obliquecity.tumblr.com/post/17807963209/deedeedeebee-laytonsass-shes-a-pirate](http://obliquecity.tumblr.com/post/17807963209/deedeedeebee-laytonsass-shes-a-pirate)

Rico Santoro his own self. Now he’s got to be trollin’, right? I mean, he has a freakin’ Latin name, he’s a Catholic old enough to remember Latin masses, his father was a freakin’ immigrant from Trentino, for cryin’ out loud. So I could almost understand him thinkin’ Yeshua spoke Latin. But English?

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### Author: ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2012, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4564 "2012-02-18T11:45:13Z")

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So Santorum wants Aramaic to become the official state language? That isn’t going to be easy.

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### Author: ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2012, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4565 "2012-02-18T12:14:55Z")

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If it ever was a real Tweet, I can’t find it on his feed anymore.

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### Author: ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4566 "2012-02-18T13:56:17Z")

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Yeah, OK, I kind of suspected it was a frame-up. We’ll hear if it’s not.

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### Author: ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4567 "2012-02-18T16:39:41Z")

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From our good friends at T_hinkProgress_…

[http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2012/02/18/427529/santorum-excommunicates-45-million-christians-mainline-protestants-are-gone-from-the-world-of-christianity/](http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2012/02/18/427529/santorum-excommunicates-45-million-christians-mainline-protestants-are-gone-from-the-world-of-christianity/)

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> We all know that this country was founded on a Judeo-Christian ethic but the Judeo-Christian ethic was a Protestant Judeo-Christian ethic, sure the Catholics had some influence, but this was a Protestant country and the Protestant ethic, mainstream, mainline Protestantism, and of course we look at the shape of mainline Protestantism in this country and it is in shambles, it is gone from the world of Christianity as I see it. […]
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> Whether its sensuality of vanity of the famous in America, they are peacocks on display and they have taken their poor behavior and made it fashionable. The corruption of culture, the corruption of manners, the corruption of decency is now on display whether it’s the NBA or whether it’s a rock concert or whether it’s on a movie set.

Offered without comment, none being possible.

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### Author: ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4568 "2012-02-18T16:57:37Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Offered without comment, none being possible.

For accuracy, note that that’s a speech from 2008.

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### Author: ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4569 "2012-02-18T17:49:33Z")

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So the whole Catholic Church pedophile thing must be going right according to plan, then.

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### Author: ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2012, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4570 "2012-02-18T18:03:53Z")

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[Virulently anti-immigrant Arizona sheriff’s gay Mexican lover goes to the press because the sheriff threatened him with deportation if he ever said anything about their affair.](http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/02/arizona_sheriff_rocked_by_accusations_of_alleged_immigrant_ex_boyfriend.php)

That is all.

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### Author: ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4571 "2012-02-18T18:12:11Z")

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I for one would welcome an All Arizona Stupid Republican Idea of the Day thread. It would have no lack of material, that’s for sure.

I have to live with it every day.

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### Author: ![Batfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Batfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batfish)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4572 "2012-02-18T18:19:11Z")

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> [@C3](#):
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> [Virulently anti-immigrant Arizona sheriff’s gay Mexican lover goes to the press because the sheriff threatened him with deportation if he ever said anything about their affair.](http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/02/arizona_sheriff_rocked_by_accusations_of_alleged_immigrant_ex_boyfriend.php)
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> That is all.

Never heard of that guy but I see he’s been a guest on Fox News. I doubt they’ll even mention the story but if they do there will surely be a “D” before his name.

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### Author: ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4573 "2012-02-18T18:22:39Z")

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It’s the guy from the “Build the dang fence” ad. He didn’t want the fence to keep them out, he wanted it to keep them in!

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### Author: ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2012, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4574 "2012-02-18T18:25:33Z")

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This line from the article struck me as interesting:

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> The newspaper identified the accuser only by his first name, Jose, citing his fear that the sheriff would try to challenge his immigration status.

Uh, wouldn’t the sheriff presumably already know the guy’s last name?

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### Author: ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2012, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4575 "2012-02-18T19:41:48Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> This line from the article struck me as interesting:Uh, wouldn’t the sheriff presumably already know the guy’s last name?

Perhaps the sheriff has had more than one gay Mexican named Jose.

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### Author: ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2012, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4576 "2012-02-20T03:39:29Z")

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Not satisfied with fighting against mandates for contraception coverage, Santorum is speaking out against government coverage of prenatal testing, like amniocentesis, because prenatal testing leads to more abortions, when people discover that they’re carrying a fetus with a serious developmental problem. People should just suck it up and give birth to that child who’s gonna die within minutes after birth, or cost every penny they had saved up for their other kid’s college education, or break up the marriage when the parents can’t handle the stress of caring for it. Because that what God wants. And the U.S. government should deter efforts to interfere with God’s plans. That’s all part of the problem with Obama’s agenda; it’s based on [“some phony theology. Not a theology based on the Bible. A different theology.”](http://news.yahoo.com/rick-santorum-questions-obamas-christian-values-173855929.html)

God forbid the U.S. has a president who wouldn’t pass some kind of, oh, you know, [_religious test_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Article_Six_of_the_United_States_Constitution) or something.

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### Author: ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2012, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4577 "2012-02-20T16:22:38Z")

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> [@Jenaroph](#):
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> God forbid the U.S. has a president who wouldn’t pass some kind of, oh, you know, [_religious test_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Article_Six_of_the_United_States_Constitution) or something.

People are perfectly free to apply any test they want to their choice of candidate (religion, hair color, symmetry of facial features (the last one is actually quite popular, Nixon notwithstanding)). The government, of course, can’t say that only adherents of the invisible pink unicorn (PBUH) are eligible for office.

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### Author: ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2012, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4578 "2012-02-20T17:43:33Z")

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[More frothing idiocy from Santorum](http://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/Santorum-Global-warming-is-politics-not-science-3344022.php).

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> Santorum said Obama and his allies want to frighten people about new oil-exploration technologies so they can get your dollars and turn it over to politicians to win elections “so they can control your lives.”

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### Author: ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4579 "2012-02-20T17:54:08Z")

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What in the…

That doesn’t make…

What

What is this I don’t even

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### Author: ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2012, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/4580 "2012-02-20T18:11:56Z")

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> [@Jenaroph](#):
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> That’s all part of the problem with Obama’s agenda; it’s based on [“some phony theology. Not a theology based on the Bible. A different theology.”](http://news.yahoo.com/rick-santorum-questions-obamas-christian-values-173855929.html)

That’s code for “Obama is a Muslim”, isn’t it ?

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