# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7061 "2012-10-01T20:39:41Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> Are you sure? Virginia Foxx is still there.

Dumb & Dumber

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**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7062 "2012-10-02T01:38:16Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> And Steve King. Though I guess I’d have to say he’s more scary than stupid. But it’s a pretty close race.

No one of good sense and perception has accused the Representative from the Sahara Dessert slope of the Hawkeye State of being stupid. Malignant, insular, parochial, deceptive, willfully ignorant, malicious, short sighted, self-righteous, self-aggrandizing, immoral, petty, reckless and ruthless, maybe? That’s a whole other question. He’s short, too.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7063 "2012-10-02T02:27:18Z")

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At the risk of putting this thread back on the rails, Scott Brown thought it would be a good idea to tell the audience at tonight’s debate that Scalia is his favorite Supreme Court justice.

[It went about how you’d expect it to.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRDQ3EVurGc&feature=player_embedded)

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**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7064 "2012-10-02T02:57:15Z")

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The best part of that was Warren having to stop herself from laughing out loud at the poor bastard.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7065 "2012-10-02T03:09:55Z")

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She looks like Very Prim Librarian who thinks a dirty joke is hilarious but doesn’t want to admit it.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7066 "2012-10-02T03:12:34Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> She looks like Very Prim Librarian who thinks a dirty joke is hilarious but doesn’t want to admit it.

Those are the hottest kinds of librarians.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7067 "2012-10-02T14:25:33Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> At the risk of putting this thread back on the rails, Scott Brown thought it would be a good idea to tell the audience at tonight’s debate that Scalia is his favorite Supreme Court justice.
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> [It went about how you’d expect it to.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRDQ3EVurGc&feature=player_embedded)

“Mr. Brown, what justices do you admire?”  
“All of 'em, Katie!”

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7068 "2012-10-02T19:58:30Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Congress is the crucible of stupid, where mere idiocy is burned away to reveal only the purest dumb.

Bravo - well-written! 😃

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7069 "2012-10-02T20:53:04Z")

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> [@Spavined\_Gelding](#):
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> No one of good sense and perception has accused the Representative from the Sahara Dessert slope of the Hawkeye State of being stupid. Malignant, insular, parochial, deceptive, willfully ignorant, malicious, short sighted, self-righteous, self-aggrandizing, immoral, petty, reckless and ruthless, maybe? That’s a whole other question. He’s short, too.

And the beady eyes. He’s also got the beady eyes.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7070 "2012-10-03T02:02:59Z")

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Come to think about it, what _are_ “beady” eyes, anyway?

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7071 "2012-10-03T02:06:21Z")

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I searched Google Images for “beady eyes” and didn’t find very much that was any good at all. [But this one link is absolutely delightful!](http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=466198700068834&set=a.455713211117383.105975.185638631458177&type=1&theater)

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7072 "2012-10-03T03:37:21Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Bravo - well-written! 😃

Aw, shucks. :o

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**Author:** ![legalsnugs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@legalsnugs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legalsnugs)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7073 "2012-10-03T14:04:56Z")

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Another Akin idiocy:

[In 2008, Akin Claimed Women ‘Who Are Not Actually Pregnant’ Get Abortions](http://thinkprogress.org/health/2012/10/03/942451/in-2008-akin-claimed-women-who-are-not-actually-pregnant-get-abortions/)

The really weird thing in the article, though, is that Akin is tied in the polls…

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7074 "2012-10-03T14:07:59Z")

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> [@legalsnugs](#):
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> Another Akin idiocy:
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> [In 2008, Akin Claimed Women ‘Who Are Not Actually Pregnant’ Get Abortions](http://thinkprogress.org/health/2012/10/03/942451/in-2008-akin-claimed-women-who-are-not-actually-pregnant-get-abortions/)
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> The really weird thing in the article, though, is that Akin is tied in the polls…

Hell, I’ve had three abortions and I’m not even a woman.

It’s just that spending gummint money is so damned attractive to us liberals…

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7075 "2012-10-03T14:15:44Z")

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> [@legalsnugs](#):
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> Another Akin idiocy:
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> [In 2008, Akin Claimed Women ‘Who Are Not Actually Pregnant’ Get Abortions](http://thinkprogress.org/health/2012/10/03/942451/in-2008-akin-claimed-women-who-are-not-actually-pregnant-get-abortions/)

There.. but… I…

_How?_

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7076 "2012-10-03T14:27:43Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> There.. but… I…
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> _How?_

Solidarity, brother. Solidarity.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7077 "2012-10-03T14:42:54Z")

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Maybe he thinks a uterus-scraping feels good? Sort of like after you get your teeth cleaned?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7078 "2012-10-03T14:59:55Z")

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Is that what the kids are calling it these days? I blame _Bevis and Butthead_.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7079 "2012-10-03T15:05:41Z")

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I had a friend in high school who had a D&C to remove a teratoma. Which is totally normal.

Maybe Akin heard about that kind of thing and scrambled it. I suppose an unscrupulous OB/GYN could prescribe a D&C for no good reason just for the billing, and I suppose in Todd Akin’s delusions, this could be a “common practice” to drive up health care costs. I can see how he might have gotten there.

Conspiracy-theory wacko, then?

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/7080 "2012-10-03T16:08:30Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Is that what the kids are calling it these days? I blame _Bevis and Butthead_.

[nitpick]

_Beavis and Butt-Head_

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