# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8461 "2013-02-02T21:20:00Z")

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What are these right-wing extremists doing on LSD?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8462 "2013-02-02T21:26:26Z")

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It’s like the beginning of a Republican dead-baby joke. “What’s worse than a wombful of dead babies? A wombful of dead rape-babies! HAAHAHHAHAHAH!”

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8463 "2013-02-02T21:38:32Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> “Generations Radio host Kevin Swanson, who last week delved memorably into feminist theory, tells us this week that “certain doctors and certain scientists” have researched the wombs of women on the pill and found “there are these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb…Those wombs of women who have been on the birth control pill effectively have become graveyards for lots and lots of little babies.””  
> [Swanson: Wombs of Women on Birth Control 'Embedded' with 'Dead Babies' | People For](http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/swanson-wombs-women-birth-control-embedded-dead-babies)

Can’t leave the fetuses in the womb, can’t take 'em out; what do these people want?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8464 "2013-02-02T21:49:18Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Can’t leave the fetuses in the womb, can’t take 'em out; what do these people want?

Full and complete government regulation and control over every womans body and reproduction.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8465 "2013-02-02T23:52:43Z")

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From [here](http://washingtonexaminer.com/utah-sheriffs-warn-obama-of-deadly-war-over-guns/article/2519176):

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> **Utah sheriffs warn Obama of deadly war over guns**
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> In the most strident warning over gun control to President Obama yet, the Utah Sheriffs’ Association is pledging to go to war over any administration plan to take guns away, even if it means losing their lives.

I’d say that qualifies as a stupid idea.

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8466 "2013-02-02T23:53:21Z")

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They took LSD or shrooms and went into a bad trip. Now they are hallucinating body horror. The pattern of many repeating figures spread over a spherical or dome-shaped field of vision is characteristics of the visual effects of these psychedelic substances. Once this pattern is activated, their obsessions may fill in the visual content and take them into a bad trip like the right-wing radio guy or whoever thought up that sicko shit.

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**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8467 "2013-02-03T00:16:04Z")

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> [@Johanna](#):
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> They took LSD or shrooms and went into a bad trip.

GOPers symptoms are more indicative of alcohol, oxycodone and/or meth abuse than LSD or shrooms.

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8468 "2013-02-03T01:08:05Z")

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> [@MacCat](#):
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> GOPers symptoms are more indicative of alcohol, oxycodone and/or meth abuse than LSD or shrooms.

Then, maybe they should take LSD or shrooms.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8469 "2013-02-03T01:26:11Z")

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> [@detop](#):
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> Then, maybe they should take LSD or shrooms.

Ah, the Republicans. The party where the effects of hallucinogens produces more rational behavior than their policies do while sober.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8470 "2013-02-03T01:39:45Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> From [here](http://washingtonexaminer.com/utah-sheriffs-warn-obama-of-deadly-war-over-guns/article/2519176):
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> I’d say that qualifies as a stupid idea.

I read the Sheriffs’ letter, expecting frothy silliness. Instead, it seemed restrained and thoughtful.

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8471 "2013-02-03T01:53:05Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> From [here](http://washingtonexaminer.com/utah-sheriffs-warn-obama-of-deadly-war-over-guns/article/2519176):
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> I’d say that qualifies as a stupid idea.

Holy crap, read the comments following that article if you want to see how crazy people can get.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8472 "2013-02-03T02:21:26Z")

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Hey, thanks for the tip, “Read the commments!”, he said. I feel really very…well, whatever it is I feel, its something akin to anxiety.

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> …that we don’t condone agenda 21…

They’re crazy pissed off about a real estate company?

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8473 "2013-02-03T02:48:04Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Hey, thanks for the tip, “Read the commments!”, he said. I feel really very…well, whatever it is I feel, its something akin to anxiety.  
> They’re crazy pissed off about a real estate company?

Don’t tell me you haven’t heard about Agenda 21. According to some, it’s a [diabolical UN plot](http://www.tedcruz.org/blog/2012/01/20/stop-agenda-21-the-constitution-should-be-our-only-%E2%80%9Cagenda-%E2%80%9D/) to destroy US sovereignty and get rid of our golf courses, while others insist that it’s [the bike lanes](http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2012/02/is-the-un-using-bike-paths-to-achieve-world-domination/252572/) that will usher in the destruction of the US as an independent country. Luckily, we have serious politicians elected to high office who are on to these things.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8474 "2013-02-03T02:59:43Z")

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I have read one of the articles and am now in favor of forced sterilization.

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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8475 "2013-02-03T03:31:39Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> From [here](http://washingtonexaminer.com/utah-sheriffs-warn-obama-of-deadly-war-over-guns/article/2519176):
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> I’d say that qualifies as a stupid idea.

Oh, I don’t know. Republicans committing treason out of pique then dying? I find their idea intriguing and would like to subscribe to their newsletter.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8476 "2013-02-03T04:25:53Z")

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> [@waterj2](#):
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> Don’t tell me you haven’t heard about Agenda 21. Luckily, we have serious politicians elected to high office who are on to these things.

Well, they’re on _something_! :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8477 "2013-02-03T04:33:12Z")

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> [@Polycarp](#):
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> Well, they’re on _something_! :dubious:

[Tell it to Mr. Hand](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2xauk4l_Hg)

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8478 "2013-02-03T22:24:25Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> It’s like the beginning of a Republican dead-baby joke. “What’s worse than a wombful of dead babies? A wombful of dead rape-babies! HAAHAHHAHAHAH!”

**crickets**  
Wow, tough womb, eh?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8479 "2013-02-03T22:46:05Z")

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Indictment pending.

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**Author:** ![lance\_strongarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@lance\_strongarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lance_strongarm)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/8480 "2013-02-04T13:38:18Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> **crickets**  
> Wow, tough womb, eh?

Lemme try another one. Two sperms swim into a uterus. The bartender says “hey, we don’t serve sailors in here.” The sperms say “we’re not sailors, we’re semen!”

Hey, is this fetal monitor on?

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