# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1221 "2010-02-23T19:10:01Z")

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Hmm. I just read that a public health insurance system is evil. I figure that’s pretty stupid.

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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1222 "2010-02-23T21:52:14Z")

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Today’s submission, courtesy of the Utah state legislature, which leans just slightly Republican, I’m guessing:

> **[Balloon Juice - American Taliban watch](https://balloon-juice.com/2010/02/23/american-taliban-watch/)**
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> RH Reality Check via Dan Savage: A bill passed by the Utah House and Senate this week and waiting for the governor’s signature, will make it a crime for a woman to have a miscarriage…. In addition to criminalizing an intentional attempt to induce a...

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1223 "2010-02-23T21:55:51Z")

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Wait, what? The bill also contains a provision banning abortion. Did Utah secede?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1224 "2010-02-23T22:01:58Z")

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Does that mean we can deport all those crisp young men on missionary work for the LDS?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1225 "2010-02-23T22:06:18Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Does that mean we can deport all those crisp young men on missionary work for the LDS?

Well, put them in POW camps, maybe.

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1226 "2010-02-23T22:37:25Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Well, put them in POW camps, maybe.

Hells yes. Hook their bikes up to turbines and get some electricity out of those sons of (multiple! hah!) bitches. We know they’ll keep pedaling no matter how bad the weather gets, that’s for damned sure.

-Joe

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1227 "2010-02-24T04:52:54Z")

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That’s hilarious and horrifying at the same time. What’s next, making it mandatory for women to turn in their used menses paraphernalia for inspection?

If someone came up with that it’d be one thing, just another random crazy-ass Republican. But that passed both the HOUSE AND THE SENATE! Mass crazyass. Is the Gov as crackpot insane too? Any chance he’d sign the bill?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1228 "2010-02-24T05:00:08Z")

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The current governor is Gary Herbert; he was the Lieutenant Governor and took over for John Huntsman in August when the latter was shipped off to China as our new ambassador.

He seems to be fairly moderate as Republicans go. According to Wikipedia, he supported Salt Lake City’s right to pass an ordinance prohibiting discrimination against gays and lesbians, which the legislature threatened to block - but generally opposes anti-discrimination legislation.

He dropped out of college, which might make him unique among current governors.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1229 "2010-02-24T05:12:11Z")

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Thanks. Sounds promising. If anyone hears about the signage/veto, please post.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_Stimulus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Digital\_Stimulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_Stimulus)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1230 "2010-02-25T00:43:08Z")

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Yay! Let’s hear it for [Birthers in Arizona](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100224/ap_on_re_us/us_president_birth_certificate)!

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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1231 "2010-02-25T03:10:46Z")

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> [@Digital\_Stimulus](#):
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> Yay! Let’s hear it for [Birthers in Arizona](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100224/ap_on_re_us/us_president_birth_certificate)!

I’ll be interested to hear the spin when a white candidate presents a “Certificate of Live Birth” and that’s acceptable, but the nigger in the White House does the same and that’s not okay. The Republican Party is now fully in the hands of racists and idiots.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1232 "2010-02-25T04:12:28Z")

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[Can This Possibly Be True? New Obama Missile Defense Logo Includes A Crescent](http://biggovernment.com/fgaffney/2010/02/24/can-this-possibly-be-true-new-obama-missile-defense-logo-includes-a-crescent/)

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> The Obama administration’s determined effort to reduce America’s missile defense capabilities initially seemed to be just standard Leftist fare — of a piece with the Democratic base’s visceral hostility to the idea of protecting us against ballistic missile threats. A just-unveiled symbolic action suggests, however, that something even more nefarious is afoot.

It’s true: [Missile Defense Agency](http://www.mda.mil/)

[Obama Missile Defense Agency logo apes Iranian space agency logo](http://www.washingtontimes.com/weblogs/watercooler/2010/feb/23/missile-defense-agency-logo-takes-cue-obama-campai/?feat=home_blogs)

I love the way they worked both Apes and Obama into that last headline.  
However, they all seem to have missed the union of the goddess Diana and Lucifer in the left facing star and crescent device (see [satanic pdf](http://humbleheart.org/pdf/hh-SATANIC_SYMBOLS_TRACT.pdf)). The red swirly stuff is probably re-education camps for Utah or something. Rightwing experts should know _for sure_. But they don’t seem to! Is Satan secretly messing with their cognitive abilities?  
I am frightened. You all should be too.

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**Author:** ![Oldeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ea666f/32.png) [@Oldeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oldeb)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1233 "2010-02-25T06:06:54Z")

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> [@Digital\_Stimulus](#):
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> Yay! Let’s hear it for [Birthers in Arizona](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100224/ap_on_re_us/us_president_birth_certificate)!

Arizona is only what, 10 Electorial votes? It’s not vital that he be on their ballot. I wonder what the Birther reaction would be if he ran and won without Arizona at all?

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**Author:** ![Alienhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Alienhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alienhand)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1234 "2010-02-25T12:58:55Z")

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> [@Squink](#):
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> [Can This Possibly Be True? New Obama Missile Defense Logo Includes A Crescent](http://biggovernment.com/fgaffney/2010/02/24/can-this-possibly-be-true-new-obama-missile-defense-logo-includes-a-crescent/)  
> It’s true: [Missile Defense Agency](http://www.mda.mil/)
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> [Obama Missile Defense Agency logo apes Iranian space agency logo](http://www.washingtontimes.com/weblogs/watercooler/2010/feb/23/missile-defense-agency-logo-takes-cue-obama-campai/?feat=home_blogs)
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> I love the way they worked both Apes and Obama into that last headline.  
> However, they all seem to have missed the union of the goddess Diana and Lucifer in the left facing star and crescent device (see [satanic pdf](http://humbleheart.org/pdf/hh-SATANIC_SYMBOLS_TRACT.pdf)). The red swirly stuff is probably re-education camps for Utah or something. Rightwing experts should know _for sure_. But they don’t seem to! Is Satan secretly messing with their cognitive abilities?  
> I am frightened. You all should be too.

I’m absolutely terrified. All those colors appear on the UK flag. This is clearly an attempt by the Brits to retake our country.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1235 "2010-02-25T14:27:39Z")

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And France. _France_!

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1236 "2010-02-25T14:37:44Z")

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> [@Squink](#):
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> But they don’t seem to! Is Satan secretly messing with their cognitive abilities?  
> I am frightened. You all should be too.

I think it’s pretty much just a drunk party game at this point. What ridiculous, absurd, just plain stupid load of shit can we get the GOPTB to swallow today?

-Joe

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1237 "2010-02-25T14:38:54Z")

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> [@Alienhand](#):
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> I’m absolutely terrified. All those colors appear on the UK flag. This is clearly an attempt by the Brits to retake our country.

[Oh my god, they’re trying to do it again!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Snuke)

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**Author:** ![Mekhazzio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b38774/32.png) [@Mekhazzio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mekhazzio)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1238 "2010-02-25T14:41:31Z")

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A logo for a ballistic missile defense agency shows a tiny, powered object taking a ballistic path around a large spherical object with a celestial background? Maybe it makes sense to you ivory tower intellectuals, but _real_ Americans can recognize Muslim terrorist infiltration when they see it!

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1239 "2010-02-25T19:29:51Z")

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You know what’s extra-awesome about the missile-defense-crescent-hate-America logo? [It was used prior to the 2008 election campaign](http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/02/24/missile-defense-agency-obama-campaign-logos-cause-internet-stir/), during the tenure of Emir Bush 43.

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/1240 "2010-02-25T20:47:50Z")

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The new logo is in the colours red, white, and blue, including red stripes and a white star on a blue background. What could be more un-american than that?!

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