# Stupid Republican idea of the day **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 693
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13841 "2014-04-03T16:09:24Z")
[Fox blames Obama](http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/03/fox-friends-finds-obama-responsible-for-ft-hood-shooting-within-first-24-hours/) for the latest Fort Hood massacre. Because something. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13842 "2014-04-03T16:09:50Z")
You suck **BG**. You suck so bad. I have an interview today and now I’ll have 137 verses going through my head. ---
**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13843 "2014-04-03T18:23:20Z")
Me too! _We will pray with Zarathustra, We’ll pray just like we use ta, I’m a Zarathustra booster, And it’s good enough for me._ ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13844 "2014-04-03T18:33:28Z")
My own favorite’s Astarte A lusty wench and hearty Taught them Hebrews how to party And that’s good enough for me! ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13845 "2014-04-03T19:16:09Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > My own favorite’s Astarte > A lusty wench and hearty > Taught them Hebrews how to party > And that’s good enough for me! We will all see Aphrodite Though she’s pretty wild and flighty She will meet us in her nightie And she’s good enough for me! Sorry to continue the hijack, but … well I only do what the voices in my head tell me to. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13846 "2014-04-03T19:21:53Z")
Young Bacchus in the springtime Leads the dancers round the grapevine Soon those grapes are gonna be wine And that’s good enough for me! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13847 "2014-04-03T19:29:24Z")
The Mikado Akihito Doesn’t say He’s God, but we do! It’s the good old Shinto credo And it’s good enough for me! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13848 "2014-04-03T19:38:58Z")
_Tezcatlipoca wants hearts Even though it makes us barf We will carve him up some tarts And it’s good enough for me !_ ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13849 "2014-04-03T20:03:55Z")
_I will follow Dionysus Straight through every moral crisis For he knows my favorite vices And that’s good enough for me!_ ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13850 "2014-04-03T20:09:38Z")
\*The IPUs so funny She gives me lots of money She’s my invisible honey And that’s good enough for me! \* ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13851 "2014-04-03T20:15:21Z")
Although operas usually bore us There is one that’s written for us It’s the opera about Boris And it’s Godunov for me! ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13852 "2014-04-03T20:16:27Z")
I’d say you’ve all had about enough of them fluids! ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13853 "2014-04-03T20:52:27Z")
It was good enough for Isis, She really came through in a crisis! And she never raised her prices, That’s good enough for me. ---
**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13854 "2014-04-03T21:24:49Z")
\*Let me follow dear old Buddha For there is nobody cute-a He comes in plaster, wood, or pewt-a And that’s good enough for me \* I think I’ll have another drink. We’re still a long way from 137! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13855 "2014-04-03T21:54:03Z")
[Cartman] I hate you guys. [/Cartman] ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13856 "2014-04-03T22:06:36Z")
_Zoroaster’s an outlier Gnosticism can often deter But he made Freddie a rock star And that’s good enough for me !_ ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13857 "2014-04-03T23:43:30Z")
I’m impressed. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13858 "2014-04-04T00:37:56Z")
_Oh, let’s hear it for old Loki He’s the God of Chaos, that’s why This verse doesn’t rhyme or scan or even parse all that well, really… Aaaand it’s good enough for me!_ ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13859 "2014-04-04T04:12:57Z")
We went off to worship Venus By the Gods! You should have seen us! Now the clinic has to screen us But that’s good enough for me! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/13860 "2014-04-04T04:19:26Z")
Of the Old Ones, none is vaster Even Cthulhu’s not his master He’s the unspeakable And that’s good enough for me! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897.md?page=692) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897.md?page=694)