# Stupid Republican idea of the day **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 753
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2014, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15041 "2014-06-04T18:30:23Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > 15,000th reply. > [@eschereal](#): > > That post was kind of stupid, are you a Republican? Stupid in what way, exactly? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15042 "2014-06-05T15:57:57Z")
[Well, that proves it!](http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/fischer-bergdahl-release-offers-more-proof-obama-secretly-muslim) > [@](#): > > On his radio broadcast today, Bryan Fischer said the deal to release Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl provides further evidence that President Obama “is secretly a Muslim.”… Presumably, he calls it “_further_ evidence” because it supplements the existing evidence he has discovered in dial tones and cereal box tops. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15043 "2014-06-05T20:11:28Z")
Didn’t you know _his middle name is Hussein_? :gasp: ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15044 "2014-06-05T20:13:12Z")
Is Hussein a common Kenyan name? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15045 "2014-06-05T20:22:42Z")
“Kenyan” is a code word, as you know, for something that starts with N. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15046 "2014-06-05T20:26:09Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > “Kenyan” is a code word, as you know, for something that starts with N. Nairobian? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15047 "2014-06-05T20:39:02Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Presumably, he calls it “_further_ evidence” because it supplements the existing evidence he has discovered in dial tones and cereal box tops. Well, it’s true. President Obama is a Muslim. Who eats pork and drinks alcohol. And doesn’t ever pray towards Mecca. Never been to Mecca for that matter. Or observe any of the Five Pillars, really. And doesn’t speak Arabic. Oh, and goes to church. He’s deep, \*deep \*undercover is my point. Them Musselmen can be so fiendishly crafty. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15048 "2014-06-05T20:55:46Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > “Kenyan” is a code word, as you know, for something that starts with N. What’s a Nubian? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15049 "2014-06-05T20:58:07Z")
_ **Hooper:** “Shut the fuck up!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15050 "2014-06-05T21:06:51Z")
Snootchie Bootchies! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15051 "2014-06-05T21:07:09Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > Well, it’s true. President Obama is a Muslim. Who eats pork and drinks alcohol. And doesn’t ever pray towards Mecca. Never been to Mecca for that matter. Or observe any of the Five Pillars, really. What, not even Charity?! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15052 "2014-06-05T21:16:33Z")
> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#): > > What’s a Nubian? > [@silenus](#): > > _ **Hooper:** “Shut the fuck up!”_ > [@Superdude](#): > > Snootchie Bootchies! \ ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15053 "2014-06-05T21:17:27Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > _ **Hooper:** “Shut the fuck up!”_ Bitch, you almost made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15054 "2014-06-05T21:32:12Z")
You didn’t tell me you were gonna scream “black rage!” I damn near pissed myself. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15055 "2014-06-05T21:45:38Z")
> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#): > > What’s a Nubian? Freshly minted, not “pre-owned”, or a used bian. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2014, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15056 "2014-06-05T22:42:49Z")
> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#): > > What’s a Nubian? A real prize. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15057 "2014-06-06T03:30:06Z")
[Sheriff Joe Arpaio investigating the US Department of Justice and the federal judge who ruled against him](http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/06/05/1304501/-Joe-Arpaio-investigates-DOJ-and-the-judge-who-found-him-guilty-of-racial-profiling). I guess because they were mean to him. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15058 "2014-06-06T11:08:10Z")
Why isn’t that guy retired yet? ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15059 "2014-06-06T12:15:01Z")
> [@a35362](#): > > Why isn’t that guy retired yet? Because he’s elected, and the fine people of Maricopa county keep voting for him. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2014, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/15060 "2014-06-06T12:29:02Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > Maricopa county Largest free-range nursing home west of the Mississippi… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897.md?page=752) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897.md?page=754)