# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19402 "2015-02-20T21:57:56Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Ron Paul: [Good news! The country is going to fall apart!](http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/02/19/supreme-tiny-government-moron-ron-paul-says-secession-is-imminent-and-good-news/)

I wish they’d just do it, so we can point & laugh. They just pander to the militia gun-hoarding types who sit around dreaming of the coming revolution. Just do it already.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19403 "2015-02-20T22:20:23Z")

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> The audience [of the Tea Party News Network] is regarded as unsophisticated simpletons

In other news, the audience of _L’Osservatore Romano_ is assumed to be familiar with Roman Catholicism.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19404 "2015-02-20T22:26:48Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> [Tea Party News Network website staff quits _en masse._](http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2015/02/19/tea-party-website-staff-quits-en-masse.html) From the resignation letter:

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> …as well as increased reliance on fight porn…

Uh, da fuq? What the hell? OK, turns out there was a posting about some guy in England getting into a fight in a bar. Pub. Whatever.

For a while there, I was thinking these folks were kinda weird.

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19405 "2015-02-20T22:39:16Z")

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> The audience [of the Tea Party News Network] is regarded as unsophisticated simpletons

Well, you won’t build a very large base if you restrict it to _sophisticated_ simpletons.

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**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19406 "2015-02-21T00:59:23Z")

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State Senator Tom Corbin at a legislative dinner this week to discuss domestic violence legislation.

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> Well, you know God created man first, Then he took the rib out of man to make woman. And you know, a rib is a lesser cut of meat.

> **[GOP lawmaker calls women "a lesser cut of meat"](https://www.salon.com/2015/02/13/gop_lawmaker_calls_women_a_lesser_cut_of_meat/)**
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> South Carolina's Thomas Corbin: Sexist pig or sexist pig?

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19407 "2015-02-21T01:13:57Z")

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> [@boytyperanma](#):
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> State Senator Tom Corbin at a legislative dinner this week to discuss domestic violence legislation.
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> [http://www.salon.com/2015/02/13/gop\_lawmaker\_calls\_women\_a\_lesser\_cut\_of\_meat/](http://www.salon.com/2015/02/13/gop_lawmaker_calls_women_a_lesser_cut_of_meat/)

Yeah, I read this story. Take a look at the perfect example of a redneck Bubba. Look at his picture. LOOK at it! Anyone who looks like this guy (and there’s thousands) should simply be put away once the aw-shucks, shitforbrains smile starts to develop. How can you vote for a guy that looks as intelligent as Sloth from the Goonies?

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**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19408 "2015-02-21T01:17:43Z")

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> [@hotflungwok](#):
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> Well, at least we’ll hear the Republicans give him the same shit about Wisconsin as they do Obama about Detroit.

The $2 billion projected shortfall for June 2015-June 2017 is a meaningless figure. Just as the supposed $3 billion shortfall when Walker came into office in 2011 was.

The current shortfall, the one that really matters, is $293,000,000. That has to be made up by June.

In part they’re going to do that by delaying repayment of $108,000,000 of debt due in May. The cost of that move will be $545,000. Not sure what the plan is for the remaining $195,000,000 shortfall.

Back in 2011 the shortfall going into June of that year was only $36,000,000 but it was used as an excuse to gut public employee unions in the state by passing Act 10.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19409 "2015-02-21T02:58:08Z")

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I remember being surprised, pausing to try and remember when I had last heard “union thugs” spoken with a straight face. Reminded me of old newspaper editorial cartoons from my youth, where Big Labor was a chubby, balding lout of uncertain but swarthy ethnicity. Unshaven but not bearded. With the stub of a gross cigar sticking out his mouth.

Christ, what next, Boss Tweed? The Wobblies, maybe, or anarchists with bombs that look like bowling balls with fuses stuck in them?

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19410 "2015-02-21T05:16:27Z")

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> [@boytyperanma](#):
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> State Senator Tom Corbin at a legislative dinner this week to discuss domestic violence legislation.
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> [http://www.salon.com/2015/02/13/gop\_lawmaker\_calls\_women\_a\_lesser\_cut\_of\_meat/](http://www.salon.com/2015/02/13/gop_lawmaker_calls_women_a_lesser_cut_of_meat/)

> [@Locrian](#):
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> Yeah, I read this story. Take a look at the perfect example of a redneck Bubba. Look at his picture. LOOK at it! Anyone who looks like this guy (and there’s thousands) should simply be put away once the aw-shucks, shitforbrains smile starts to develop. How can you vote for a guy that looks as intelligent as Sloth from the Goonies?

Indeed is his physiognomy esthetically unimpressive, and unevocative of intellect, imagination or empathy. In fact, one might, if one were critically and uncharitably inclined, go so far as to say that he is a . . . substandard selection of flesh . . . something like that . . . what am I looking for . . .

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19411 "2015-02-21T05:26:06Z")

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Well, he’s a good ol’ boy…

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19412 "2015-02-21T05:58:50Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> . . . substandard selection of flesh . . . something like that . . . what am I looking for . . .

Haggis. He has a head like a hairy haggis.

(Most likely also stuffed with awful.)

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19413 "2015-02-21T06:18:14Z")

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Yeah, Hairyhaggis, the great Old Master of special effects!

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19414 "2015-02-21T16:06:28Z")

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[A matched set](http://trib.com/news/state-and-regional/govt-and-politics/article_c84aaa41-f3b9-58ca-be44-f40d6bc6616a.html#.VOfdiDtBOJg.twitter) of Republican stupidity and refreshing Republican sanity:

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> A House of Representatives committee passed a bill that would protect gay and transgender people from discrimination in Wyoming, but not before ejecting a representative from the meeting…
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> Rep. Harlan Edmonds, R-Cheyenne, was kicked out of the House Labor, Health and Social Services meeting Friday, after proposing an amendment to the bill that would make it effective when “hell freezes over,” instead of the date of July 1.
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> Committee Chairwoman Rep. Elaine Harvey, R-Lovell, had started the Friday afternoon meeting insisting people would remain civil. She told Edmonds to leave after his comment, which followed a more than two-hour discussion in which he also asked the bill’s supporters why pedophilia wasn’t in the bill…

No word yet on when Edmonds will be allowed to sit at the grownup table again, or whether the documentation setting that date is subject to amendment from the floor.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19415 "2015-02-21T20:44:59Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Rudy Giuliani [doesn’t feel the love](http://www.politico.com/story/2015/02/rudy-giuliani-president-obama-doesnt-love-america-115309.html) from President Obama:

This little gem just in (2/21/2015): [Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone doesn’t feel the love for Giuliani](http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/rudy-giuliani-american-soviet-20150221). Oh wait a minute, yes he does!

> [@Matt Taibbi](#):
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> I feel sorry for Rudy that he can’t love this country the way it is. I love America even with assholes like him living in it. In fact, I’m immensely proud of our assholes; I think America has the best assholes in the world. I defy the Belgians or the Japanese to produce something like a Donald Trump. If that makes me an exceptionalist, I plead guilty.

😃

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19416 "2015-02-21T20:53:44Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> No word yet on when Edmonds will be allowed to sit at the grownup table again, or whether the documentation setting that date is subject to amendment from the floor.

The [del]jack-booted thugs[/del] moderators told him to take it to the Pit!

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19417 "2015-02-21T23:23:01Z")

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[North Dakota GOP prevents Muslim from offering opening prayer](http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2015/02/north-dakota-gop-prevents-muslim-from-offering-opening-prayer/#ixzz3SQNurZsC)

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> North Dakota House Republicans cancelled a Muslim prayer scheduled to be delivered earlier this week because Christians shouldn’t be “forced” to listen to someone who “worships another god.”

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**Author:** ![Wash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@Wash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wash)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19418 "2015-02-21T23:39:20Z")

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I fully agree. I don’t want to be forced to listen to anyone who worships ANY god.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19419 "2015-02-21T23:42:38Z")

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> [@Wash](#):
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> I fully agree. I don’t want to be forced to listen to anyone who worships ANY god.

Tough shit:

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> Instead, House Republicans substituted a Christian, Rev. Rich Wyatt of Living Hope Church of the Nazarene, for the scheduled Muslim speaker.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19420 "2015-02-22T00:44:28Z")

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Morons. Fucking morons, playing right into their hands. ISIS _wants_ to portray this as a war between Islam and everybody else, that is their number one recruiting tool. This is wrong, and worse than wrong, it is stupid.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19421 "2015-02-22T00:59:35Z")

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Don’t all monotheists worship the same God, just calling him something different?

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