# Stupid Republican idea of the day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897 "2009-03-26T18:48:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19802 "2015-03-10T16:48:32Z")

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Well, to be fair, international law is not much of a peg on which to hang one’s hopes. It doesn’t seem to prevent nations from committing wars of aggression (Russia-\>Afghanistan, Russia-\>Ukraine, Iraq-\>Kuwait, US-\>Iraq). International laws’ only power, from what I’ve seen, is to make nations honor the commitments they are already disposed to honor.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19803 "2015-03-10T17:14:31Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> There’s also this account of Irani Foreign Minister Mohammed Javad Zarif’s response to the letter:
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> [Iran Schools GOP Senators On International Law | HuffPost Latest News](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/09/tom-cotton-zarif-letter_n_6835538.html?cps=gravity_2425_-5182911272868691197)

Yes, to me, they got schooled in every sense of the word. The sad thing is these Stupid Republicans are so stupid, they have no idea they got schooled. (I’m sure a number of their followers stopped listening the moment they heard someone speaking English with an accent.)

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19804 "2015-03-10T17:29:19Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Senator Tom Cotton, who organized that Logan Act violating letter to Iran, says [he fully intends on disrupting the State Department’s talks with Iran.](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/09/tom-cotton-iran_n_6831328.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000013)

For a party that claims to have such an eternal hard on for the Constitution, it seems odd that they want Congress to run all three branches of government.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19805 "2015-03-10T19:37:28Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> For a party that claims to have such an eternal hard on for the Constitution, it seems odd that they want Congress to run all three branches of government.

They LURVE the Constitution and the United Steaks of Murica! But ONLY if they get to run it. If the Constitution become an difficulty, what the hell, it’s only paper, and old paper at that.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19806 "2015-03-10T20:21:46Z")

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[A staffer for Congressman Tim Huelskamp, who has been called “the most homophobic member of Congress”, has been arrested for “child sexual exploitation” after images were found on his computer.](http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/03/09/staffer-for-pro-family-gop-lawmaker-arrested-on-17-counts-of-child-sexual-exploitation-video/)

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19807 "2015-03-10T20:40:40Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Senator Tom Cotton, who organized that Logan Act violating letter to Iran, says [he fully intends on disrupting the State Department’s talks with Iran.](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/09/tom-cotton-iran_n_6831328.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000013)

from the link,

_Cotton, who is a young 37, also noted in Monday’s letter that while President Barack Obama will leave office in January 2017, “most of us will remain in office well beyond then – perhaps decades.”_

Really? This guy expects to stay in the Senate? Color me skeptical.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19808 "2015-03-10T20:50:21Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [A staffer for Congressman Tim Huelskamp, who has been called “the most homophobic member of Congress”, has been arrested for “child sexual exploitation” after images were found on his computer.](http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/03/09/staffer-for-pro-family-gop-lawmaker-arrested-on-17-counts-of-child-sexual-exploitation-video/)

Well, we don’t yet know that they were in fact \*homosexual \*pedophilia images, which would make this the most ironic. We just feel it as certainty with every bit of intuition and universal attunement we have.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19809 "2015-03-10T20:51:07Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [A staffer for Congressman Tim Huelskamp, who has been called “the most homophobic member of Congress”, has been arrested for “child sexual exploitation” after images were found on his computer.](http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/03/09/staffer-for-pro-family-gop-lawmaker-arrested-on-17-counts-of-child-sexual-exploitation-video/)

Hey, it’s not hypocrisy if the pix were of little **girls!**

Curiously, the linked story does not say one way or the other and neither do either of the stories linked within it.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19810 "2015-03-10T21:56:37Z")

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> [@bup](#):
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> Well, we don’t yet know that they were in fact \*homosexual \*pedophilia images {…}

> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> Hey, it’s not hypocrisy if the pix were of little **girls!** {…}

“Hey, I might be sick but I’m not a pervert!”? :dubious:

CMC fnord

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19811 "2015-03-10T22:14:26Z")

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> [@bup](#):
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> Well, we don’t yet know that they were in fact \*homosexual \*pedophilia images, which would make this the most ironic. We just feel it as certainty with every bit of intuition and universal attunement we have.

> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> Hey, it’s not hypocrisy if the pix were of little **girls!**
> 
> Curiously, the linked story does not say one way or the other and neither do either of the stories linked within it.

Who cares as long as they’re Arcturian!

Hey, look. A stretch handbasket.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19812 "2015-03-10T23:23:08Z")

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Even the _New York Daily News_ has turned on the Foully Seditious Forty-Seven:

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> [Un-patriot games: GOP senators’ letter to Iran is a treacherous betrayal of the U.S. constitutional system](http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/editorial-un-patriot-games-article-1.2143378)
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> Regardless of President Obama’s fecklessness in negotiating a nuclear deal with Iran, 47 Republican U.S. senators engaged in treachery by sending a letter to the mullahs aimed at cutting the legs out from under America’s commander-in-chief.
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> We join GOP signatories in opposing the pact as outlined, but we strenuously condemn their betrayal of the U.S. constitutional system.
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> The participants represented the bulk of the Republicans’ 54-member senatorial majority, vesting their petulant, condescending stunt with the coloration of an institutional foreign policy statement.
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> They are an embarrassment to the Senate and to the nation…

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19813 "2015-03-10T23:57:51Z")

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RNC member[calculates Obama’s blackness](http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rnc-member-dave-agema-obama-only-626-black) at only 6.26%. The rest of that half is Muslim Communist, as if blacks can’t be either. Oh, and Republicans are the real anti-racists, at least up to 1964, but been there, done that, right?

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19814 "2015-03-11T00:15:49Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Really? This guy expects to stay in the Senate? Color me skeptical.

He’s probably exploring an exploratory committee for 2020’s presidential run. Seems these days that every Republican is running, or considering a run.

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19815 "2015-03-11T00:21:57Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> RNC member[calculates Obama’s blackness](http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rnc-member-dave-agema-obama-only-626-black) at only 6.26%. The rest of that half is Muslim Communist, as if blacks can’t be either. Oh, and Republicans are the real anti-racists, at least up to 1964, but been there, done that, right?

The only way I can make any sense of that link is that he believes anyone who is a Muslim is an Arab. Just amazing.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19816 "2015-03-11T00:38:02Z")

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We’re a post-racial society! Dave Agema has officially ended the “one drop” rule!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19817 "2015-03-11T00:59:17Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> RNC member[calculates Obama’s blackness](http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rnc-member-dave-agema-obama-only-626-black) at only 6.26%. The rest of that half is Muslim Communist, as if blacks can’t be either. Oh, and Republicans are the real anti-racists, at least up to 1964, but been there, done that, right?

6.26%? That’s 0.0626 as a fraction. I didn’t realize they could measure “blackness” to that high a precision.

Since 1/16 is 0.0625, or 6.25%, I’d be tempted to say that he thinks that Obama maybe had one black great-grandparent and all the rest of them white, or something. But that would mean that the RNC member didn’t understand fractions, and it couldn’t possibly be _that_.

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19818 "2015-03-11T01:01:38Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Even the _New York Daily News_ has turned on the Foully Seditious Forty-Seven:

They are the _Other_ 47 percent!

> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> RNC member[calculates Obama’s blackness](http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rnc-member-dave-agema-obama-only-626-black) at only 6.26%. The rest of that half is Muslim Communist, as if blacks can’t be either. Oh, and Republicans are the real anti-racists, at least up to 1964, but been there, done that, right?

Someone posted a reply to me on Facebook today, referring to the president as “Obozo the muzzie.” I kid you not.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19819 "2015-03-11T02:12:08Z")

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I swear to God, Republicans have officially gone over the edge. The casual racism, the treasonous note to Iran, the banning of terms like "Climate Change"and the constant election of complete idiots to positions of high power is too much. I don’t care anymore that there are a few sane ones left. The party no longer has any collective intelligence.

Fuck them all.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19820 "2015-03-11T02:25:48Z")

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> [@Shayna](#):
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> Someone posted a reply to me on Facebook today, referring to the president as “Obozo the muzzie.” I kid you not.

That is WELL above my threshold for unfriending and blockage if it wasn’t a relative.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/19821 "2015-03-11T02:35:30Z")

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> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#):
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> I swear to God, Republicans have officially gone over the edge. The casual racism, the treasonous note to Iran, the banning of terms like "Climate Change"and the constant election of complete idiots to positions of high power is too much. I don’t care anymore that there are a few sane ones left. The party no longer has any collective intelligence.
> 
> Fuck them all.

I suppose when a party panders for votes to an ignorant and hateful base, that base eventually becomes the party.

Hopefully the lesson has been learned, but it may take a long time for the party, and the country, to recover.

Then again, the party may never recover, since it’s been largely replaced by the cancer.

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