# Stupid Rhetorical Questions

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-rhetorical-questions/1000182>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 12, 2024, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-rhetorical-questions/1000182 "2024-04-12T03:51:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-rhetorical-questions/1000182/1 "2024-04-12T03:51:44Z")

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Have you ever made more Guacamole than you can eat?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-rhetorical-questions/1000182/2 "2024-04-12T03:52:52Z")

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Loaded Taco question. 🤗

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-rhetorical-questions/1000182/3 "2024-04-12T03:57:53Z")

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I cannot understand the concept of “more guacamole than I can eat”.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-rhetorical-questions/1000182/4 "2024-04-12T04:21:37Z")

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Any guacamole is more than I will eat.

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-rhetorical-questions/1000182/5 "2024-04-12T09:10:33Z")

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You can make guacamole?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-rhetorical-questions/1000182/6 "2024-04-12T12:48:56Z")

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Could an omnipotent god make more guacamole than he could eat _without drawing attention?_

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-rhetorical-questions/1000182/7 "2024-04-12T20:14:30Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Have you ever made more Guacamole than you can eat?

No, because I’ve never made guacamole because

> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> Any guacamole is more than I will eat.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-rhetorical-questions/1000182/8 "2024-04-12T20:31:26Z")

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More people have eaten guacamole than I have.

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-rhetorical-questions/1000182/9 "2024-04-12T21:49:52Z")

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Cite or no cite?

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2024, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-rhetorical-questions/1000182/10 "2024-04-13T01:22:33Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Could an omnipotent god make more guacamole than he could eat _without drawing attention?_

If it’s guacamole made by God, does that mean it’s holy guacamole?

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2024, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-rhetorical-questions/1000182/11 "2024-04-13T01:33:07Z")

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In my opinion, “too much guacamole” is right up there with “too much garlic”.