# Stupid Slut at Pizza Hut (Short and too the point) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 17, 2004, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498 "2004-04-17T07:03:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jarrod87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@Jarrod87](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jarrod87)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/1 "2004-04-17T07:03:03Z")
I order a pizza and am told it will be here in 30 minutes. 40 Minutes go by and i call up and ask about my pizza and im told it should be there soon. Another 20 minutes go by and i call up again, i am told it will be there any moment (by the store manager). The pizza comes in about another 15 minutes. Then the store manager calls back… this is the conversation… Me : Hello? Her : Hello this is the slut that fucker you around tonight Me : Oh hello Her : Has your pizza arrived yet? Me : Yes, just a moment ago Her : Oh ok… Me : Yeah… Will i get any sort of…? _she hangs up_ DUMB SLUT! Im asking about some fucking credit towards my account and the slut hangs up on me. The very next week i order another pizza from them. I know i shouldnt have but i really like the stuffed crust. Althought my “stuffed crust” doesnt arrive… its a PERFECTO pizza, not stuffed crust. Im not in the mood to “deal with it” so i call up and have THIS conversation. Me : Hi i ordered this and got that. Him : Oh ok… can you please hold? Me : ok * * * Him : ok im bacl, it appears as though the mistake was made here, witht he person taking down the order getting it wrong. Me : ok Him : So is that all ok now? Me : Uh no. Can you send me another pizza? Him : ok blah blah blah I get my second pizza and eat it. Fuck You ---
**Author:** ![Avenger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Avenger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avenger)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/2 "2004-04-17T07:06:25Z")
I know, it’s almost although companies like this think that their customers are dumb enough to keep coming back no matter _how_ bad their service is. > [@](#): > > The very next week i order another pizza from them Ah. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/3 "2004-04-17T07:09:53Z")
I suspect your dietary intake might be a bit dodgy, seeing as you tend to fly off the handle at pretty inconsequential things. May I suggest you cook your own dinner, and leave the poor buggers at Pizza Hut to serve customers who at least refrain from calling them ‘stupid sluts’? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/4 "2004-04-17T08:14:53Z")
Learn how to communicate with people, seems like you were lacking information. Get a grip, do something worthwhile. ---
**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/5 "2004-04-17T11:38:23Z")
This reminds me of the old Ann Landers truism…some sort of adage about if he hits you once, shame on him, and if he hits you twice, shame on _you._ Seriously. Pizza Hut? C’mon now. Find a local pizza joint and give 'em some luv instead of feeding the Corporate Machine. [sub]I mean, I’ve never had any beef with Pizza Hut myself, and I order from 'em on Sundays when my local joint is closed, but seriously. Why put yourself through all that?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![HighSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c2a13f/32.png) [@HighSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HighSky)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/6 "2004-04-17T13:41:00Z")
Jeez, not a lot of pizza hut love here. I mean we have another pit thread on the subject as well. I work for a pizza hut, and christ, Me and my coworkers are nothing like we are being portrayed in this set of posts. Honestly, its employees like that that do give some of us a bad name. ~SkY~ ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/7 "2004-04-17T13:43:21Z")
> [@dnooman](#): > > Learn how to communicate with people, seems like you were lacking information. What sort of information was he lacking? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Jarrod87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@Jarrod87](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jarrod87)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/8 "2004-04-17T15:37:16Z")
Oh yes, i should learn to communicate, i say stuffed crust and he writes down perfecto… And i have stopped going to Pizza Hut, it was just the stuffed crust i went back for, i now do have a local place which is so much better. And i know not all Pizza Hut’s are like this, just my local store. I have friends that work at another one and they do kick ass. Jarret. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/9 "2004-04-17T15:38:52Z")
> [@Audrey Levins](#): > > Seriously. Pizza Hut? C’mon now. Find a local pizza joint and give 'em some luv instead of feeding the Corporate Machine. > [/sub] I know the OP is in a different situation, but in my town, there are no local pizza joints that deliver. You have a choice about either the big chains or the small chains (though admittedly some are franchised, not corporate-owned). ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/10 "2004-04-17T16:45:06Z")
How does hanging up on you make her a slut? ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/11 "2004-04-17T16:53:24Z")
> [@AngelicGemma](#): > > How does hanging up on you make her a slut? I was wondering how he knew that she was a slut, or what her sexual practices had to do with whether or not she performed her job correctly. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/12 "2004-04-17T16:54:14Z")
I suspect that her being a woman is what makes her a slut, in **Jarrod’s** world. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/13 "2004-04-17T17:00:13Z")
Hell, screwing everything in sight and robbing me of all my cash wouldnt make a girl a slut in my world.now, if she had previously had a relationship with me that might be a different story… ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/14 "2004-04-17T17:28:26Z")
Lets be fair, guys can be sluts too. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/15 "2004-04-17T17:35:04Z")
“Stupid Slut at Pizza Hut” You gotta admit, the thread title makes a catchy jingle “Fucking Sleaze at Chuck E Cheese” “Dummy Ho’s at Dominoes” “Penis Teasers at Little Caesars” ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/16 "2004-04-17T19:14:01Z")
> [@Slithy Tove](#): > > “Stupid Slut at Pizza Hut” > > You gotta admit, the thread title makes a catchy jingle > “Fucking Sleaze at Chuck E Cheese” > > “Dummy Ho’s at Dominoes” > > “Penis Teasers at Little Caesars” Ding-a-ling at Burger King The Jerkins at Perkins She-who-sucks-cocks at Jack In The Box Well, that’s all I have. ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/17 "2004-04-17T19:22:32Z")
Note: 0 points are awarded for coming up with a jingle for Fuddrucker’s in this thread. This has been a public service announcement. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/18 "2004-04-17T20:07:17Z")
Skanky poon? Yer at Carl’s Junior! ---
**Author:** ![Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/54ee81/32.png) [@Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kneepants_Erasmus_the_Humanist)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/19 "2004-04-17T20:34:26Z")
Apparently she was called a slut because \*she said \* she was a slut. > [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Jarrod87** > Her : Hello this is the slut that fucker you around tonight _shrug_ ---
**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2004, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/20 "2004-04-17T20:56:35Z")
Sure, jump on the guy all you want. But I’ll say this, he didn’t call her a “fat slut” and that oughta count for something around here. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498.md?page=2)