# Stupid Slut at Pizza Hut (Short and too the point) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 17, 2004, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498 "2004-04-17T07:03:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/41 "2004-04-19T00:27:51Z")
Says to let it idle right in the owner’s manual. Though as **Coldfire** noted 12 minutes is a bit much. And what’s the use of having a quiet bike. It ain’t about transportation! Got thunderheaders and a screaming eagle kit on mine. Makes your ears bleed. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/42 "2004-04-19T07:57:31Z")
Heh. Frankly, I don’t think I’ve seen a Harley that COULD idle for 12 minutes straight 😃 i kid, i think i’ve seen one or two, hell, maybe only one ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/43 "2004-04-19T14:49:15Z")
😕 Where does the “Pizza Hut Delivers” sign go on a Harley? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/44 "2004-04-19T17:39:19Z")
Why, right on the factory-installed 1 by 1 by 3 foot tool box mounted on the back, of course! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/45 "2004-04-20T02:20:22Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > 😕 Where does the “Pizza Hut Delivers” sign go on a Harley? 😕 I swear to God I first read this as “Where does a Pizza Hut Delivery sing go on Holiday” and sat here trying to think of what the punchline could POSSIBLY be, until I finally reread it. (darn cold, I can’t see, or some such other excuse for poor reading skills at this hour :D) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/46 "2004-04-20T15:18:14Z")
> [@Chairman Pow](#): > > Come on, you’ve never gone up to the counter and demanded to talk to Fuckrudder. That reminds me of the time I got drunk and called the 800 number demanding to talk to Mickey… True story: When I was but a wee tot, a “friend” of mine, who was herbally enhanced, told this tale: “So we were really stoned and looked in the phone book, and found these people whose name was Burger King, so we called them up and said ‘yeah, like, can we get two Big Macs and a large fries and a chocolate shake?’ HAHAHA, it was soooo funny! No, wait, their name was MacDonald.” I am not making this shit up. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/47 "2004-04-20T15:25:14Z")
> [@mascaroni](#): > > How much garlic do you reckon I should put in a tomato sauce for pasta? A 1920’s style pasta sauce, that is… I’d be glad of advice from anyone… > yours sincerely, > Roger Irrelevant. Three. Two if they are small. Chop them fine and lightly brown them in olive oil. Some people like virgins. I prefer extra virgins. Remove from heat and add 2 cans tomato paste, and 2.5 cans of water. Put back on low heat. Add 1/2 tsp sugar, 1/2 tsp fresh rosemary, and salt/pepper/tabasco to taste. In a seperate pan, brown 1 lb ground beef and one onion, chopped, until beef is brown and onion is translucent. Drain well and add to tomato mixture. Simmer, covered, on low heat for one hour. Serve with pasta. Share with slut. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/48 "2004-04-20T22:14:41Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Share with slut. Everyone shares with her! Thats the problem here, people! * * * “But I’ll always regret that Rwandan thing.” --Bill Clinton ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/49 "2004-04-21T16:00:45Z")
Anyone else wonder why our recently departed **Jarrod87** signed his name differently at the bottom of every post? ---
**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/50 "2004-04-21T23:24:39Z")
> [@Tir Tinuviel](#): > > Anyone else wonder why our recently departed **Jarrod87** signed his name differently at the bottom of every post? Yes, but like some of the great mysteries of the world, it’s more fun to speculate. If you do find out, please put it in a spoiler box. I had enough of a shock when I found out Cecil has never been seen with Ed Zotti in the same place at the same time! Hassan ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/51 "2004-04-21T23:42:04Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Three. Two if they are small. Chop them fine and lightly brown them in olive oil. Some people like virgins. I prefer extra virgins. Remove from heat and add 2 cans tomato paste, and 2.5 cans of water. Put back on low heat. Add 1/2 tsp sugar, 1/2 tsp fresh rosemary, and salt/pepper/tabasco to taste. > > In a seperate pan, brown 1 lb ground beef and one onion, chopped, until beef is brown and onion is translucent. Drain well and add to tomato mixture. Simmer, covered, on low heat for one hour. > > Serve with pasta. > > Share with slut. Sounds good, I’ll try that **tdn** … but I think I’ll share it with one of the extra virgins… ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498/52 "2004-04-22T00:14:13Z")
OK, I think we’re done here. Lynn For the Straight Dope [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-slut-at-pizza-hut-short-and-too-the-point/240498.md?page=2)