# Stupid Social Justice Warrior Bullshit O' the Day. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 17, 2017, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443 "2017-03-17T22:14:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/481 "2017-04-11T10:09:09Z")
> [@steatopygia](#): > > This thread is crying out for some, > > Bacon sandwiches. > > 2 pounds bacon > 1 loaf Wonderbread (why Wonderbread? because it’s wonderful). > > Cook bacon all at once in one pan. > Place 6 or 7 slices of bacon between 2 pieces of bread. > Smush > > Enjoy. I remember I had some of that good ol’ British food in Bretagne visiting some friends. It really helped highlight how fucking awful british food is. Congratulations, you effectively ruined _bacon_. You _terrible person_. At least you aren’t serving it with fucking _ketchup_. > [@DerekMichaels00](#): > > Or I just don’t wanna be knocked down on the social totem poll as SJWSs try to put fat chicks and trans above short men. I’m n9t a pervert like you try to insinuate. Personally, if I were you, I’d be more worried about being knocked down the social totem pole on account of being a disgusting, hateful bigot. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/482 "2017-04-11T10:32:00Z")
The boy, he gone. > [@steatopygia](#): > > This thread is crying out for some, > > Bacon sandwiches. > > 2 pounds bacon > 1 loaf Wonderbread (why Wonderbread? because it’s wonderful). > > Cook bacon all at once in one pan. > Place 6 or 7 slices of bacon between 2 pieces of bread. > Smush > > Enjoy. I like mine with mayo. Because bacon sandwiches aren’t bad enough for my arteries. ---
**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/483 "2017-04-11T10:36:37Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > That’s what DM seems to think–he must have sex with the person if someone suggests he date that person. Of course he thinks so. Guys like him assume that if they compliment a girl, she must jump right into their bed. So obviously, for a very fair minded person that he is, this works otherway round too. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/484 "2017-04-11T10:39:39Z")
> [@DerekMichaels00](#): > > Or I just don’t wanna be knocked down on the social totem poll as SJWSs try to put fat chicks and trans above short men. If you ask nicely, maybe some tall fat chick or trans will let you sit on their shoulders. Maybe you could even be the eagle guy with his arms out! (Having been the person to post the thread entry that triggered this particular rant, I’d like to officially say “oops!”) ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/485 "2017-04-11T10:48:44Z")
Thanks, Miller. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/486 "2017-04-11T13:19:45Z")
> [@](#): > > he spent his first months here pretending very vocally and ostentatiously that he was a person of the Left (except for the hatred of the transgender and of the muslims huh! dumb troll 😉 thanks, Miller! ---
**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/487 "2017-04-11T13:29:07Z")
It could be that his purpose was only to serve as a warning to others. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/488 "2017-04-11T13:46:44Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > It could be that his purpose was only to serve as a warning to others. I’m also short, but after reading him I’ll know better than to blame all my trouble in life on transgender folks. Thanks for the warning, Derek! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/489 "2017-04-11T14:37:11Z")
Ya know, Danny DeVito is only 4’10" and rather rotund, yet he got a woman to agree to move in with him after only two weeks (and this was before he was rich and famous) because he was funny, charming and not an insufferable douchebag. One final lesson for the Dearly Ejected. ---
**Author:** ![Crazy\_Canuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazy_canuck/32/5282_2.png) [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/490 "2017-04-11T15:50:24Z")
> [@Martini\_Enfield](#): > > Assuming the person you’re referring to isn’t a bridge-dweller or just doing this for teh lollzorz, calling them names and telling them they’re a horrible person is just reinforcing their ideas that anyone inclining even incrementally to the left of Mussolini is part of what’s wrong with America today, impurifying the nation’s precious bodily essences and viciously attacking everyone who disagrees with them. Sometimes it’s not about communicating. Sometimes you just need to give them enough rope. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/491 "2017-04-11T15:56:54Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > I’m also short, but after reading him I’ll know better than to blame all my trouble in life on transgender folks. Thanks for the warning, Derek! I’m short and I have no trouble in my life. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/492 "2017-04-11T16:00:50Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > I’m also short, but after reading him I’ll know better than to blame all my trouble in life on transgender folks. Sensible, when they’re quite obviously caused by the Methodists. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/493 "2017-04-11T16:14:02Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > Sensible, when they’re quite obviously caused by the Methodists. LHoD’s troubles, or transgender folks? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/494 "2017-04-11T16:17:22Z")
Transgenders are caused by the Methodists?!?! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/495 "2017-04-11T16:40:49Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Transgenders are caused by the Methodists?!?! :eek: This is taking transubstantiation to a whole new level. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/496 "2017-04-13T23:42:13Z")
Now Derek’s gone, perhaps we can return to the matter at hand; cataloging stupid SJW Bullshit. [Huffington Post: Could It Be Time to Deny White Men The Franchise?](http://m.huffingtonpost.co.za/shelley-garland/could-it-be-time-to-deny-white-men-the-franchise_a_22036640/) Money quote: _“At the same time, a denial of the franchise to white men, could see a redistribution of global assets to their rightful owners. After all, white men have used the imposition of Western legal systems around the world to reinforce modern capitalism. A period of twenty years without white men in the world’s parliaments and voting booths will allow legislation to be passed which could see the world’s wealth far more equitably shared. The violence of white male wealth and income inequality will be a thing of the past.”_ Actually, the whole damn thing’s a money quote. Read it, and consider that if either the race or gender were changed, you’d have something even Breitbart wouldn’t touch. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/497 "2017-04-14T00:20:10Z")
I can’t think of a single country with non-whites in power where the wealth is distributed anything close to equitably. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/498 "2017-04-14T00:24:07Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > I can’t think of a single country with non-whites in power where the wealth is distributed anything close to equitably. I know, right? Not only that, the countries in the world which have the most equality of opportunity are Scandinavian! ---
**Author:** ![Beren\_Erchamion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/90ced4/32.png) [@Beren\_Erchamion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beren_Erchamion)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/499 "2017-04-14T01:03:28Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > I can’t think of a single country with non-whites in power where the wealth is distributed anything close to equitably. The reason for that is, of course, lingering effects of the time when whites were exclusively in power. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443/500 "2017-04-14T01:15:20Z")
> [@Beren\_Erchamion](#): > > The reason for that is, of course, lingering effects of the time when whites were exclusively in power. Prove it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-social-justice-warrior-bullshit-o-the-day/782443.md?page=26)