hehe… same with golf - they are always saying “That’s a great golf shot”.
I suppose it’s theoretically possible that if ALL the runners smashed into the first hurdle simultaneously, you could maybe be the first one to get back up and start running again.
As a matter of fact, that would make the event really fun to watch.
Change the hurdles into small brick walls and it’s even better. I’d watch that any time.
Yeah, but people say that on the course all the time.
It differentiates the golf shot from the shot of alcohol in your bag, I guess?
The Belgian Grand Prix a few years ago: the TSN announcer who was filling in for the regular guy obviously was not familiar with the sport at all, because he kept referring to the track as “The Spa”.
I came in to mention much the same things. They must be easy to find on-line (just google “Colemanballs” or “Murrayisms”), but one or two spring to mind.
Coleman: “The line-up for the women’s 800m is a Spaniard, two Americans, a Cuban, a Canadian, two Japanese, and a Frenchman”.
Walker: “Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna’s Lotus sounding rough?”
I hate how in football, once the score comes to 2-0 with another 20 minutes to play, the reporter will inevitably say something like ‘this game’s over, it’s all over, including for [football player], who wanted to win so badly’ (unlike the rest, who just don’t care :smack: ).
Then the other team will score and he’ll say something like ‘this game’s wide open again, anything can happen now, is [football team] really going to make the miracle happen?’.
Also, the stupid, stupid counterfactuals. ‘[One team] scored in the first fifteen minutes, but if that hadn’t happened and [other team] had scored, we’d have been watching an entirely different match’. :smack: Not to mention how different the game might have been if a herd of flying pigs had crashed on top of the other team at the end of the first half. :rolleyes:
You hear this one in basketball all the time now: “Scoring the ball.” I loathe it. You can’t score without the ball and there is nothing else to score with*, so this is just a stupid redundancy announcers came up with because they decided “scoring the basketball” sounds more definitive than plain old “scoring,” even though it always makes me wonder if the player is in fact very skilled at etching marks into the ball and can often be found doing so while seated on the bench.
Shawn Kemp, Patrick Ewing and other stars who couldn’t keep it in their pants off the court notwithstanding.
I’d pay good money to see that, and I’m not even much of a football fan!
When Michael Jordan returned to the Bulls, some radio announcer said, “Christians have been waiting 2000 years for the return of their savior. Bulls fans only had to wait 18 months.” (or however long it was.) :rolleyes:
Quotes here are approximate.
A couple weeks ago, (keep in mind, sometime in early August) on the cubs radio broadcast (wife was in the car and made me listen), Pat Hughes and everyone’s favorite senile uncle - Ron Santo were on. Pat mentioned that today was the anniversary of the day back in 1970-something that another little cubby joined the team as a rookie.
Ron: I remember that, when he started, it was sometime in September.
Pat: Well, Ron, today’s the anniversary, so it must have been August.
Ron: Yep, I remember, sometime in mid-September.
Pat: Today’s August (whatever the day was) Ron, so it probably wasn’t September.
Ron: Ah hey, you’re right it must have been August…
Heh. One of the MSNBC Olympics commentators just mentioned that the US baseball team “shut out Japan 4-2.” Neat trick.
While watching the Olympics coverage I was told that Phelps, ‘literally blew the other competitors out the water!’
That would be awesome though.
OK, here is some wonderful interaction I had the pleasure to witness on MSNBC between Tiki Barber and Jenna Wolfe (who?), click on the video:
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