# Stupid things the Dope inspires you to do **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518 "2011-03-21T21:26:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/1 "2011-03-21T21:26:21Z")
Thanks to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=601361), I went out and bought a frozen pizza, for the first time in probably five years. It hit the spot. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/2 "2011-03-21T21:36:06Z")
Was it a Totino’s like I suggested? ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/3 "2011-03-21T22:21:24Z")
Went with Amy’s. I can be a bit hippy like that sometimes. I think I’ll go get another one for dinner. ---
**Author:** ![Gil-Martin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Gil-Martin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gil-Martin)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/4 "2011-03-22T00:54:57Z")
Ask my supervisor for a cite in the middle of a staff meeting. ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/5 "2011-03-22T01:09:01Z")
Stick my engagement ring in my nose (I don’t have a wedding ring). Even after all these years, I still remember thinking what an idiot I was to do that. It’s got a friggen stone on it! It didn’t fit, by the way. Probably wouldn’t have fit even without the stone. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/6 "2011-03-22T02:15:32Z")
Yeah, I stuck my wedding ring in my nose, too. It did fit. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/7 "2011-03-22T02:40:59Z")
Totino’s is some deliciously bad pizza. At $1 a pop, you can’t have high expectations. But it’s one of the first things my mom would let me cook on my own, and no matter how terrible it is, it still has a warm place in my heart. Also, it’s great with BaconSalt. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/8 "2011-03-22T08:02:49Z")
My boss was going to VooDoo Donut for snacks, I blurted out “When come back bring pie!” :smack: ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/9 "2011-03-22T10:17:26Z")
I drank a gallon of milk in under an hour and didn’t hork it back up. [I am lactose intolerant, and spent some quality bathroom time for a number of hours though] because it was discussed on the dope. I did think about doing the saltine cracker thing but didnt. ---
**Author:** ![Gleena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b3f665/32.png) [@Gleena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gleena)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/10 "2011-03-22T10:50:34Z")
I, too, stuck my wedding ring in my nose. Moreover, I’ve done it several times since, whenever someone links the damn thread. This is two marriages worth of rings. Both of them fit. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/11 "2011-03-22T13:57:20Z")
> [@Savannah](#): > > Yeah, I stuck my wedding ring in my nose, too. > > It did fit. Who didn’t, reading that thread? Which made it extra hilarious - with my ring up my nose, I imagined all these other office workers with rings up their noses. Perhaps that was the intent. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/12 "2011-03-22T14:20:42Z")
Curse you all, for I am now trying to fit my ring into my nostril. Worse than that, I’m actually disappointed that it doesn’t fit :mad: 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/13 "2011-03-22T14:31:21Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > Totino’s is some deliciously bad pizza. At $1 a pop, you can’t have high expectations. But it’s one of the first things my mom would let me cook on my own, and no matter how terrible it is, it still has a warm place in my heart. Also, it’s great with BaconSalt. I know, right? Mostly I get the Publix premium ones with the thin crust, but sometimes you just want that nasty-ass Totinos. God, I could eat the hell out of one right this minute. With the square pepperoni! ETA - and if I’d had a wedding ring I totally would have tried to stick it up my nose. I considered asking to borrow somebody else’s, but, well, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/14 "2011-03-22T14:50:56Z")
I dug out my wedding ring for the first time in _decades_ and stuck it up my nose. It fit. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/15 "2011-03-22T14:59:42Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > I dug out my wedding ring for the first time in _decades_ and stuck it up my nose. It fit. Who began this alleged ring-up-nose thread and why? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/16 "2011-03-22T15:09:56Z")
[I stuck my wedding ring up my nose - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=209087) seems to be the culprit ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/17 "2011-03-22T15:19:08Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > [I stuck my wedding ring up my nose - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=209087) seems to be the culprit If each of you would send in one dollar… ---
**Author:** ![Soliloquy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@Soliloquy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soliloquy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/18 "2011-03-22T17:22:14Z")
Mostly, I just go around saying “Hey… there’s a thread about that on The Dope” a lot, now… Just like my friends do… And their doing that constantly is the reason I am here in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/19 "2011-03-22T17:23:58Z")
> [@Soliloquy](#): > > Mostly, I just go around saying “Hey… there’s a thread about that on The Dope” a lot, now… . That. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/20 "2011-03-23T13:00:43Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > Totino’s is some deliciously bad pizza. At $1 a pop, you can’t have high expectations. But it’s one of the first things my mom would let me cook on my own, and no matter how terrible it is, it still has a warm place in my heart. Also, it’s great with BaconSalt. Is that the el cheapo pizza at Wal\*Mart? Cause, yeah, that shit is delicious. A recent thread has almost got me to try a package of Peeps (I don’t think I’ve ever had them). Maybe next time I’m in Wal\*Mart while the Easter stuff is still around… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518.md?page=2)