# Stupid things the Dope inspires you to do

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 21, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518 "2011-03-21T21:26:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 4

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/63 "2011-03-30T14:07:10Z")

</div>

> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
>
> Sorry, I didn’t stick the molten marshmallow up my nose.
> 
> Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever typed that sentence before. 😃

One more thing to check off the ol’ bucket list 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Lorski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Lorski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorski)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/64 "2011-03-30T15:33:17Z")

</div>

**Evil** , my nose is not currently speaking to me after the indignity I imposed upon it. 🙂

And just great, now I have to go buy some peeps…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/65 "2011-03-30T16:34:55Z")

</div>

The thing with the “wedding ring up the nose” is that, once you hear it, you’re obsessed with it until you actually do it.

Ask anyone if they can fit their wedding ring up their nose. They will have to try it.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518/66 "2011-03-30T17:13:58Z")

</div>

Or if the ring doesn’t fit, they will have to cast about for something that will. After I couldn’t wedge a finger ring up my schnozz I tried a hoop earring (diameter about 5/8") that fit in there quite nicely.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-things-the-dope-inspires-you-to-do/575518.md?page=3)