Not only snow, ice and water falls
You know, I can almost see this:
“Sprechen Sie Avalanche? Kinder…Kaput???”
flipping furiously through pages
"Jesus Christ, for $30 you’d think Cassels would have a phrase for ‘Move Your Damn Kids you Silly Stupid Sonofabitch!! They’re Going To Die Over There…!’ "
Well, there are tourists who go into the mountains and there are tourists who stop at the signs to have their pictures taken then go back to the hotel to buy souvenirs. I expect the mountaineers are smarter about risk, but they’re also the ones engaging in risky activities.
Or maybe my anecdotal experiences mean nothing at all, and are completely at odds with the overall picture.
Outstanding, Sir.
I believe that may be the secret to interaction between nations.
Have you considered a career in the Diplomatic Service?
On edit: Oh, reptiles.Do not forget reptiles.