# Stupid useless fucking website **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 7, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-useless-fucking-website/334538 "2005-12-07T18:53:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-useless-fucking-website/334538/21 "2005-12-07T23:23:13Z")
> [@mrrealtime](#): > > there are two dogs inside me I didn’t think this porn thread was turning down _that_ little scenic drive… > [@Contrapuntal](#): > > Psst. tdn. That wasn’t a foot. It’s twue, it’s twue! ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-useless-fucking-website/334538/22 "2005-12-07T23:23:49Z")
> [@influenza](#): > > When I opened this thread, I’d hardly expected to find the OP to **REALLY** be about a stupid, useless, _fucking_ website. Imagine my pleasant suprise! Well, he expected it to be a fucking website that was useful (we won’t say what for) and non-stupid, and it turned out to be the stupid, useless kind instead. Seems like a reasonable rant title to me! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-useless-fucking-website/334538/23 "2005-12-08T02:56:25Z")
Wow, you PAY for porn? How… quaint. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-useless-fucking-website/334538/24 "2005-12-08T03:54:50Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Oh, and the girls were butt-ugly. That my friend, is the worst crime. Anywho, I don’t know if you know this, but there are some websites that review pay-for-porn sites and give them a rating, so you can know ahead of time with what you’re getting. P.S. coughpornlivingdotcomcough ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-useless-fucking-website/334538/25 "2005-12-08T03:57:22Z")
> [@TommyTutone](#): > > Wow, you PAY for porn? How… quaint. You say that but you don’t really KNOW. I have only one subscription and have had it for years. It costs about $17 a month and it is for one of those all-in-one passes to premium sites. You get like 50,000 sites for that and it is all premium content with few ads. It has every category well organized, as many downloadable movies as you want, and thousands of some of the finest models you have ever seen. I am extremely picky and only go for extreme beauty. That is the best place to get it. There is no way I am slumming around on the free stuff just catching a stray nipple here, an old whore here, tons of ads, or something that looks promising but ends up being a tease. No sir, pay sites still have a place if you have any self-respect. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-useless-fucking-website/334538/26 "2005-12-08T05:04:17Z")
Don’t kick me for posting a link I wouldn’t be surprised to find that is already widely known, but [Jane’s Guide](http://www.janesguide.com) is a great review centre of adult website. Okay, porn. Now that may not be of much assistance when it comes to the I WANT TO SEE IT NOW mood, but they sure call the crap when they it. And there’s a lot of crap out there. Um… Shagnasty, any hints on what the subscription you recommend is? I need to do some, uh, research. Yes, that’s it. Research. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-useless-fucking-website/334538/27 "2005-12-08T13:59:50Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > You say that but you don’t really KNOW. I have only one subscription and have had it for years. It costs about $17 a month and it is for one of those all-in-one passes to premium sites. You get like 50,000 sites for that and it is all premium content with few ads. It has every category well organized, as many downloadable movies as you want, and thousands of some of the finest models you have ever seen. I am extremely picky and only go for extreme beauty. That is the best place to get it. I’m not saying I want to see that site, I’m just saying that you could reach me at nealtodd at comcast dot net. Do what you will with this information. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-useless-fucking-website/334538/28 "2005-12-08T14:10:59Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > That my friend, is the worst crime. Oh, you don’t know from worst. I prettied up reality when I said that. The real content of the site is Girls on Vacation. You know, when they sit in a cantina eating nachos and drinking Dos Equis, and one of them hands the waiter a camera for a group shot. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-useless-fucking-website/334538/29 "2005-12-08T14:12:09Z")
> [@Contrapuntal](#): > > Psst. **tdn**. That wasn’t a foot. Yeah. I know. It was a forearm. I _wish_ it was a foot. ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-useless-fucking-website/334538/30 "2005-12-08T20:35:49Z")
> [@5que](#): > > Cite? 😃 > **[Ask the pornographer](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=105888)** > > Hiya My name is Abby, and I am an Australian pornographer. In the vein of the “Ask the gay guy…” threads, I thought there might be some interest in asking the pornographer. I kinda fell into this role backwards (really!). First, some background. I... ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-useless-fucking-website/334538/31 "2005-12-10T01:46:32Z")
> [@Contrapuntal](#): > > Psst. **tdn**. That wasn’t a foot. Actually it was closer to 15". ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-useless-fucking-website/334538/32 "2005-12-10T13:27:51Z")
Gee. Usually when someone refers to a “fucking website” in a BBQ Pit Rant, it’s hyperbole. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-useless-fucking-website/334538.md?page=1)