Stupidest news "story" ever- or am I missing something?

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@Joey P

Last year around this time a customer gave me a check with the decimal in the wrong place. The check was for $2000, instead of $200, (It was a computer check so the written part said two thousand dollars as well) AND it was written to the business I work. When I returned it, I asked her if she would have noticed if I hadn’t brought it to her attention. Nope. All checks at their business go through three checks, one person writes it, one person signs it (it already made it through those) and they have a third party the audits their books each month. Since it was Christmas season, they auditors woudn’t have thought anything of it. I could have kept it and NEVER been caught. I even could have kept the additional part for myself (as opposed to putting it into our bank account). Where’s my news story.

There’ll be no news story. But see that string of cars passing by your window? That, my friend, is your parade. Enjoy.