# Stupidest thing lekatt has said to date **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 19, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130 "2013-04-19T13:02:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![PBear42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PBear42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PBear42)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/21 "2013-04-20T07:17:04Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > It’s the amount of straight on non-ambiguous stupid in such few words, I think. Oh, come now. An atheist lofted **lekatt** a loaded question and he ducked. Doesn’t make the loaded question valid. And, as you may have noticed, I’m an atheist. The fundamental question is what rules of epistemology we are to employ. Atheists use one, theists another. Theirs isn’t stupid unless one assumes the conclusion. ---
**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/22 "2013-04-20T07:27:09Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > It’s the amount of straight on non-ambiguous stupid in such few words, I think. Do you think that terse unambiguity is a desirable or attainable standard for posting? Wouldn’t determining that create an needless burden on the moderating staff? I have no agenda in asking, I just want to clarify the point. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/23 "2013-04-20T15:22:57Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > **Lekatt** ’s still here? That was my first thought too. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/24 "2013-04-20T16:07:16Z")
Give \*\*Lekatt \*\*his due. He has never suggested throwing anything into a quarry. That I know of. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/25 "2013-04-20T19:18:51Z")
> [@PBear42](#): > > Oh, come now. An atheist lofted **lekatt** a loaded question and he ducked. Doesn’t make the loaded question valid. And, as you may have noticed, I’m an atheist. The fundamental question is what rules of epistemology we are to employ. Atheists use one, theists another. Theirs isn’t stupid unless one assumes the conclusion. No-you are overthinking what he actually means. He is one of those “5 miles wide/5 inches deep” spiritualists that believes all claims are equally valid, even the ones that are contradictory. His mind is a bottomless pit of acceptance that rules out absolutely nothing when it comes to the paranormal. He will accept a claim as fact if he finds it written on the back of a piece of toilet paper found on the bathroom floor. If he says that atheists are right about there being no gods _and_ that gods exist, he means exactly that. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/26 "2013-04-20T20:52:57Z")
He doesn’t _believe_ in a god. He believes in the idea of a god, one who’s got his back. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/27 "2013-04-21T00:08:19Z")
I don’t think he even knows what the hell he believes. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/28 "2013-04-21T00:27:49Z")
Well, as long as we pit him, it doesn’t really matter what he believes or meant. ---
**Author:** ![drpepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8baadc/32.png) [@drpepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drpepper)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/29 "2013-04-21T03:04:51Z")
_Shrug_ - I never really understood all the vitriol lobbed at lekatt here. Echoing **Larry Borgia** , he’s a laid back guy with a very spiritual worldview, who has never said anything hateful or hurtful here… Nevertheless we have some people here that get enormous glee and expend enormous amounts of time and energy trying to bait him, catch him in contradictions or inconsistencies or statements that don’t jive with their own internal logic, love combing through his every statement to painstakingly analyze every aspect of how dumb it is, and then gleefully announce, “OMG do you see what he just said lulz ebel retard!1!!!” The example given in the OP is particularly underwhelming. Really? You’re starting a pit thread over that statement? Really? I’m just not seeing it. From where I’m sitting it looks to me **Czarcasm** that you have too damn much time on your hands. ---
**Author:** ![PBear42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PBear42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PBear42)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/30 "2013-04-21T03:17:11Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > No-you are overthinking what he actually means. He is one of those “5 miles wide/5 inches deep” spiritualists that believes all claims are equally valid, even the ones that are contradictory. His mind is a bottomless pit of acceptance that rules out absolutely nothing when it comes to the paranormal. He will accept a claim as fact if he finds it written on the back of a piece of toilet paper found on the bathroom floor. If he says that atheists are right about there being no gods _and_ that gods exist, he means exactly that. No doubt you know more about **lekatt’s** overall positions than do I, but the argument under discussion here (in particular, his disclaiming in various posts in the subject thread any obligation to prove God or Spirit exist, much less demonstrate where he/she/it came from) is very mainstream theism. On that point, my comment is apt. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/31 "2013-04-21T03:21:28Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Absolutely this. I figured he was dead. > [@tomndebb](#): > > Well, he was, but he came back. (Again.) At Easter, no doubt. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/32 "2013-04-21T03:21:31Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Give \*\*Lekatt \*\*his due. He has never suggested throwing anything into a quarry. That I know of. But he has never denied the existence of the quarry. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/33 "2013-04-21T03:30:49Z")
> [@drpepper](#): > > _Shrug_ - I never really understood all the vitriol lobbed at lekatt here. Echoing **Larry Borgia** , he’s a laid back guy with a very spiritual worldview, who has never said anything hateful or hurtful here. I think it’s because in the past he’s had a habit of hijacking various threads to spread his “message”. I mean, if his beliefs bring him comfort, hey, that’s great and I’m happy for him. But he often interjects them where he’s not welcome. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/34 "2013-04-21T14:32:52Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > No-you are overthinking what he actually means. He is one of those “5 miles wide/5 inches deep” spiritualists that believes all claims are equally valid, even the ones that are contradictory. His mind is a bottomless pit of acceptance that rules out absolutely nothing when it comes to the paranormal. He will accept a claim as fact if he finds it written on the back of a piece of toilet paper found on the bathroom floor. If he says that atheists are right about there being no gods _and_ that gods exist, he means exactly that. The real question (at least for me) is: if I find a piece of toilet paper on the bathroom floor, how do I know which side is the _back_? ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/35 "2013-04-21T14:52:02Z")
> [@drpepper](#): > > _Shrug_ - I never really understood all the vitriol lobbed at lekatt here. Echoing **Larry Borgia** , he’s a laid back guy with a very spiritual worldview, who has never said anything hateful or hurtful here.. Nevertheless we have some people here that get enormous glee and expend enormous amounts of time and energy trying to bait him, catch him in contradictions or inconsistencies or statements that don’t jive with their own internal logic, love combing through his every statement to painstakingly analyze every aspect of how dumb it is, and then gleefully announce, “OMG do you see what he just said lulz ebel retard!1!!!” The hatred built up several years ago with his hijacking of several threads to make insupportable claims. Early on he interrupted a number of threads to post irrelevant nonsense that was so incredibly wrong that his comments yanked the threads right off the rails. It increased with his irritating habit of responding to facts–even facts taken from his own citations and links–by simply denying that the words posted said what they did. As to “never said anything hateful or hurtful,” you are mistaken. He is a very effective passive-aggressive who has posted a number of back-handed insults over the years. Now, I would tend to agree that he has backed away from a few of those actions, (partially under a staff enforced prohibition), and I suspect that simply ignoring him would reduce him to being less of a pest while reducing the blood pressure of several posters. Sadly, ignoring minor irritants is not a behavior that is widespread on the internet–and certainly not on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/36 "2013-04-21T14:52:58Z")
> [@carl corey](#): > > it would be better if burt reynolds was his spirit guide. > > Did you know he did his own stunts? i know he did all his own stunts! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/37 "2013-04-21T16:15:42Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > The real question (at least for me) is: if I find a piece of toilet paper on the bathroom floor, how do I know which side is the _back_? The other side, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/38 "2013-04-22T00:56:32Z")
> [@drpepper](#): > > _Shrug_ - I never really understood all the vitriol lobbed at lekatt here. Echoing **Larry Borgia** , he’s a laid back guy with a very spiritual worldview, who has never said anything hateful or hurtful here.. . . . Although **tomndebb** contradicted this, it is, still, pretty close to how I see the fellow. He is comfortably low on the scale of human malice. I was explaining him to my sister today. “So, there’s this guy who met God.” She said, okay. I said, “No, you don’t get it. He met God.” My sister said, “Okay, I get that.” I said, “No, you don’t get it. He met God.” And one more repetition, just for good effect. She got the message: there is no correct, valid, or proper response. See? You don’t get it. He met God. Wonder if there’s anything good on tv… ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2013, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/39 "2013-08-09T13:51:36Z")
He’s back to (back to, still; take your pick which applies best for yourself) posting utter bullshit [in this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=698249). My favorite was that he thinks that the moderator is telling him not to tell people that he loves them. The runner-up for most favorite lekatting (i.e., pure, unadulterated, bullshit) was [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16542998&postcount=90) about the US military. Later on in the thread, he asserts that he was an RM3 in the US Navy yet doesn’t get the description of the rate and rating correct. Does anyone actually believe anything that POS has to say, even that little bit of biographical “information”? In just a few short posts in that thread, he’s managed to show that he has no idea about the US military, the US military’s Chaplains in particular, and what the heck other people (mods) are saying to him. Oh, and he’s contradicted himself too. I’m with **Alessan** in wondering why the twerp is still here. ---
**Author:** ![Razncain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@Razncain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razncain)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2013, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130/40 "2013-08-09T14:00:39Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Absolutely this. I figured he was dead. > [@tomndebb](#): > > Well, he was, but he came back. (Again.) It doesn’t get any better than that! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thing-lekatt-has-said-to-date/656130.md?page=3)