Glad I haven’t done any of these things in front of my class. I do have my pet peeves when it comes to pronouncing certain words correctly, (our rhymes with hour, not are; nuclear=nuke-lee-yer not nuke-you-ler) but at least I know what I’m talking about. A lot of the stories above have to do with things other than stupidity. Accusing a student of cheating when the student is innocent is poor judgement, and in some cases prejudice, but is not neccesarily stupidity. IMHO, it’s worse than stupidity, because the teacher should know better.
My story: High school Algebra II, with students from 9th-12th grades, I was in 9th. We have a new teacher whose last job was teaching at a community college in a small town in, IIRC Argentina. He was remarkably easy to get off track, telling stories about his travels, and the stories themselves were wonderfully intricate and full of colorful characters and exotic places. But once the class realized that he could be so easily distracted off onto a tangent, they did it every day.
A group of senior boys would take off just after roll call each day announcing to the teacher (whose name I cannot recall) that they were bored and were going to go play tennis. Which they did. Those of us who wanted to actually learn the Algebra (mostly the advanced freshmen) would likewise leave for the library, and learn the material together out of the book, once in a while popping into the regular class to ask the teacher (can’t remember his name, so I call him Mr. Doofus) a question when we needed clarification, and turning in the chapter test at the end of each chapter for grading when we finished it.
So it comes near the end of the second quarter, about 16 weeks into the school year, and the principal pays our “study group” a visit. He wants to know how much progress we were making on our own. We were on chapter 6 at the time (out of 12, putting us slightly ahead of the yearly plan); the regular class was on chapter 2.
A week later, Mr. Doofus was fired. The regular class had a substitute for the remaining three weeks of the second quarter, and a new teacher hired at semester. She was actually quite good, but had to start over at the very beginning, as no one in the regular class had learned anything. The four students in my study group were allowed to finish the class as an independant study, and the four boys who skipped class every day had to retake the class as a summer school class or repeat their senior year.
The school had to create a special class the next year for those students who had missed the entire first semester of instruction (officially it was Algebra II, section B, but everyone called it Algebra 2 1/2). Those in my study group were the only ones who went on to trig the next year, but because we were the only ones taking it (due to the “irregularities” in the previous year’s Algebra II class) we were permitted to do it also as an independant study. For the four of us, it was a very positive experience. For the rest, well, they certainly enjoyed the 16 weeks of doing nothing, but not having to take a year and a half to make up for the semester they goofed off.
I suppose this is more incopetence than stupidity, but it was incopetence on such a grand scale that it supercedes any single incidence of stupidity that I’ve ever witnessed in a classroom.