# Stupidest Thread Ever.  My Opinion on a Movie Titles.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 9, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542 "2001-08-09T03:41:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/1 "2001-08-09T03:41:23Z")

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I happen to think that the best title EVER for a movie is:

_Children of a Lesser God_

How cool is THAT?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/2 "2001-08-09T04:56:03Z")

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Yeah, well _Brainsmasher-A Love Story_ has got it beat all to hell! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/3 "2001-08-09T05:20:07Z")

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Bright Lights, Big Titties is a classic.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/4 "2001-08-09T05:24:32Z")

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I prefer that subtle homage to Dickens: A Tale of Two Titties.

Once I learned that there was a rose called an American Beauty, I dug the perfect marriage (:)) of title and material.

Sir Rhosis

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/5 "2001-08-09T05:55:25Z")

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I’ve always had a perverse liking for: _The Englishman who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain._

I have to admit, I don’t really understand the title _Children of a Lesser God._ (I didn’t see it either, would that have helped?)

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**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/6 "2001-08-09T06:26:28Z")

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My vote goes to _Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb_.

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/7 "2001-08-09T11:34:11Z")

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_Children of a Lesser God_ is a cool movie, and has a very cool title.

_Boondock Saints_, _The Blood of Heroes_, and _Six-String Samurai_ all have great titles, too.  
Also, strangely enough, if I had a band I would name it after any one of those titles.

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**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/8 "2001-08-09T12:00:34Z")

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My vote to _Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern are Dead_.

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**Author:** ![El\_Zagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@El\_Zagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Zagna)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/9 "2001-08-09T13:46:17Z")

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**Faster Pussycat! Kill, Kill!**

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**Author:** ![Skijumper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@Skijumper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skijumper)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/10 "2001-08-09T13:57:38Z")

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Lots of great titles mentioned here. Some other faves:

**The Double Life of Veronique**  
**Heathers**  
**Schindler’s List** (with a cool poster to boot)

But if I had to pick only one, I’d go with **Wings of Desire**. Wim Wenders rocks!

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**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/11 "2001-08-09T15:17:13Z")

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_Texas Chain-Saw Massacre_ is, of course, the greatest movie title ever.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/12 "2001-08-09T15:24:41Z")

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Not much of a movie, but I always thought _The Laughing Target_ was a hell of a title.

–sublight.

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**Author:** ![SUPERKARLENE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@SUPERKARLENE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SUPERKARLENE)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/13 "2001-08-09T15:48:20Z")

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Hmmmm…How about

Interview with the Vampire and Apocalypse Now?

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/14 "2001-08-09T15:52:21Z")

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Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia is pretty good. And most Ed Wood films have wonderful titles.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/15 "2001-08-09T15:54:41Z")

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_Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn_. Best title ever.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/16 "2001-08-09T16:07:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by voguevixen \*
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> I have to admit, I don’t really understand the title _Children of a Lesser God._ (I didn’t see it either, would that have helped?)

It’s set in a school for the deaf and besides being a romance between a deaf woman and a hearing man, deals with the question of, are deaf people disabled in a hearing world, or do they possess an equal culture of their own. The title evokes this question beautifully, I think.

(It’s been quite some time since I’ve seen it; I hope I’m characterizing it correctly, Hec 🙂 )

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/17 "2001-08-09T16:24:13Z")

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As a random hijack, my mother (deaf herself) directed an award-winning stage version of Children of a Lesser God.

For the OP…

_Not Without My Daughter_. It’s a made for TV movie. It’s so evocative, so incredibly cheesy, that I love it.

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/18 "2001-08-09T16:57:40Z")

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Nobody’s mentioned “Booty Call” yet? You guys disappoint me.  
“Psycho Beach Party” is also good.

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**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/19 "2001-08-09T18:03:06Z")

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And then there’s _The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies_ – arguably one of the worst movies ever – but the title’s kinda cool.

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**Author:** ![JuanDeCuba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@JuanDeCuba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuanDeCuba)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupidest-thread-ever-my-opinion-on-a-movie-titles/75542/20 "2001-08-09T21:56:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ultrafilter \*  
> \*\*_Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn_. Best title ever. \*\*

It should have been _Evil Dead 2: Attack of the Bones_. 🙂

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