# Sturgeons 1, Jet-Skiers 0 (news link)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sturgeons-1-jet-skiers-0-news-link/367999>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sturgeons-1-jet-skiers-0-news-link/367999 "2006-08-09T13:06:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sturgeons-1-jet-skiers-0-news-link/367999/21 "2006-08-10T11:44:20Z")

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There was a young man from St Pikes  
Who was hit in the face by a sturgeon  
When asked “Did it hurt?”  
He said “Just a bit”  
“Bu’t I’m grateful it wasn’t a swordfish!”

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