# Style Of Clothing That Is Best Accentuated With A Porkpie Hat?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/style-of-clothing-that-is-best-accentuated-with-a-porkpie-hat/581554>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 11, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/style-of-clothing-that-is-best-accentuated-with-a-porkpie-hat/581554 "2011-05-11T19:05:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![filling\_pages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9bd4f/32.png) [@filling\_pages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filling_pages)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/style-of-clothing-that-is-best-accentuated-with-a-porkpie-hat/581554/41 "2011-05-16T20:53:12Z")

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Classic 3-eyes, then. Good choice. Keep 'em shined!

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/style-of-clothing-that-is-best-accentuated-with-a-porkpie-hat/581554/42 "2011-05-17T18:11:40Z")

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> [@filling\_pages](#):
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> Classic 3-eyes, then. Good choice. Keep 'em shined!

I take good care of all of my clothes. 🙂  
UPDATE: Going to Goodwill later today. Gotta clear out my closet a bit if I’m going to be adding new shirts and pants to the wardrobe, right? Afterwards I’m off to Marshall’s and Ross to see if I can at least find a decent shirt in person to get an idea of my size.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/style-of-clothing-that-is-best-accentuated-with-a-porkpie-hat/581554/43 "2011-05-17T21:44:11Z")

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Okay, size is apparently medium. Smalls are too damn restricting. Medium it is for the shirts. Any and all donations are welcome.

A blazer and some pants will have to wait for a few future paychecks to get deposited first before I start looking at those.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/style-of-clothing-that-is-best-accentuated-with-a-porkpie-hat/581554/44 "2011-05-19T18:57:06Z")

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I must say, these Docs _do not_ let my feet breathe. Don’t have to be wearing them for long before I can tell my feet are sweaty.

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**Author:** ![filling\_pages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9bd4f/32.png) [@filling\_pages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filling_pages)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/style-of-clothing-that-is-best-accentuated-with-a-porkpie-hat/581554/45 "2011-05-19T19:14:54Z")

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Yeah, Docs aren’t exactly well vented. There a reason the boots go in the closet from May to September. Make sure you wear decent socks.

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