# Subliminal Seduction

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subliminal-seduction/118428>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 11, 2002, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subliminal-seduction/118428 "2002-07-11T15:25:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subliminal-seduction/118428/1 "2002-07-11T15:25:37Z")

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No, not the book. I stumbled across this internet site, and my mind is still reeling:

[http://www.mephisto-subliminal.com/](http://www.mephisto-subliminal.com/)  
Do people actually _believe_ this stuff?

I’d order some tapes myself, but I suspect that **Pepper Mill** has been surreptitiously playing the “Don’t spend your money on really stupid things” subliminal tape again.

(Mods: I don’t think this violates any sacred SDMB rules. There’s no nudity.)

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subliminal-seduction/118428/2 "2002-07-11T18:08:23Z")

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The combination to her _what?_ Christ! I didn’t know they kept them things locked up! Actually, this explains the recurring nightmare I keep having where I’m back in High School and can’t get by books or into my locker _because I can’t remember the combination!!_

And that’s Science! 😃

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“Oh I wish I was a Catfish, swimmin’ in the deep blue sea. I’d have all the pretty womens fishin’ after me!” - Catfish Blues

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subliminal-seduction/118428/3 "2002-07-12T00:39:03Z")

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With a thread like that, are you trying to bring back **dragonfly99**?😃

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subliminal-seduction/118428/4 "2002-07-12T00:48:06Z")

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I would love to order one for shits and giggles.

Actually no I don’t the novelty just wore off 3 seconds later.

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**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subliminal-seduction/118428/5 "2002-07-12T01:21:10Z")

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> With a thread like that, are you trying to bring back **dragonfly99?**

Who is this?

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> **World Eater:** I would love to order one for shits and giggles.
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> Actually no I don’t the novelty just wore off 3 seconds later.

You’re lying. I bet you’d love to seduce the hundreds of women that this system offers you. Hundreds. Better than the Lynx effect. Hundreds. Naked bodies lying everywhere. All of them female. Think about it.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subliminal-seduction/118428/6 "2002-07-12T02:15:23Z")

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I [looked into it a little](http://www.netsol.com/cgi-bin/whois/whois?STRING=mephisto-subliminal.com&SearchType=do&STRING2.x=19&STRING2.y=1), and the domain name is registered by a Brian Crawford of Westmont, Illinois.

Further research indicates that indeed, Brian Crawford _has_ [mastered the art of subliminal messaging](http://www.game-revolution.com/chatter/mailbag/archive/9-5-00.htm):

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> From: “Brian Crawford” (\*\*\*\*\*\*@yahoo.com)  
> Subject: Subliminal Message for Duke
> 
> Duke Duke Duke Duke Duke Duke Duke Duke Duke Duke  
> Duke Duke Duke Duke Duke Ben Silverman is a girl Duke  
> Duke Duke Duke Duke Duke Duke Ben Silverman is a girl  
> Duke Duke Duke Duke Duke.

I’m a believer.

Mr. Crawford was a student at Dartmouth University in the '90s (Don’t send your kids there, it apparently doesn’t work.)  
Here’s a [post of his](http://groups.google.ca/groups?th=8de87a654fc1b990) from alt.flame. Uh, brilliant.

Hey, wait a minute: [_Brian Crawford_ may be a girl!](http://groups.google.ca/groups?th=addd9432ec3c8a25&rnum=105)

Yes, [a popular one on usenet.](http://groups.google.ca/groups?&q=%22brian+crawford%22+dartmouth)See such enlightening posts as:[ul][li]Re: Brian Crawford are you really that ugly??[_]Re: BRIAN CRAWFORD = COCKSUCKER X10[_]Re: Brian Crawford is a secreat commie[_]Brian Crawford Stands Up to be Counted (was 10 Worst “Lamers”)[_]Re: Brian Crawford is obviously a girl[_]Re: Brian Crawford is Afraid of Females[_]Re: brian crawford is still a girlieBrian Crawford a total and complete imbecile[/ul][/li]  
One despairs of the youth of America.

But at least he can give me the “key to her vagina.”

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> **Worldeater:** I would love to order one for shits and giggles.

**WITH THIS SECRET CD, YOULL HAVE HUNNDREDS OF WOMEN, SHITTING AND GIGGLING ON YOUR SOFA!!!**

Hey, musn’t overlook the absurdly gullible coprophiliac demographic.

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subliminal-seduction/118428/7 "2002-07-12T03:46:01Z")

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Um, are all other message boards like that one? No wonder I never posted to one before I found SDMB…

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subliminal-seduction/118428/8 "2002-07-12T03:56:37Z")

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Why waste time with subliminal music. I’m in a _hurry_! The same site sells [pheromone cologne](http://www.mephisto-subliminal.com/colognes.html).

The way I read it is, in one breath she catches my scent. Her next breaths are partially obstructed, because she’s she’s jammed a significant portion of my anatomy down her throat.

Plus it’s more environmentally friendly!
