# Submit some l33t$p3@k, it's for a department contest **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024 "2006-12-06T03:17:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/1 "2006-12-06T03:17:49Z")
Each month at the department meeting we start off doing some corny puzzle. Word search, crossword, fill in the blank, who said this, what years did this crap happen, etc. For December i was hoping to submit something with a little more zest. And i thought, since we are the IT department, some leet would be a clever idea. So does anyone have some good decipherable (or non decipherable) leet to share? ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/2 "2006-12-06T04:20:48Z")
[Leet speak translator](http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/leet.php) This one’s pretty intense (that is, hard to decipher). ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/3 "2006-12-06T04:30:42Z")
> [@](#): > > 1 h34r 17$ 4m421n9 wh3n 7h3 ƒ4m0µ$ pµrp£3 $7µƒƒ3Ð w0rm 1n ƒ£4p-j4w p4(3 w17h 7h3 7µn1n9 ƒ0r|{ Ð03 4 r4w b£1n|{ 0n H4r1 |{1r1 R0(|{. 1 n33Ð $(1$$0r$! 61! I just plugged that into the translator. Points to anyone who knows what video game I took it from. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/4 "2006-12-06T04:39:00Z")
Oh, I didn’t even notice you can adjust the level of l33tness as a percentage. There you go. ---
**Author:** ![Aserrann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/82dd89/32.png) [@Aserrann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aserrann)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/5 "2006-12-06T05:09:44Z")
Oh my god, **Team of Scientists** … i thought i was pretty good at understanding it, but wow… ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/6 "2006-12-06T05:17:03Z")
[QUOTE=Team of Scientists] I just plugged that into the translator. Points to anyone who knows what video game I took it from. [/QUOTE] I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri rock. I need scissors! Gi! No clue what game it’s from though, I’m just that l33t. _Google_ Ah…Aresenal Gear…never played that one. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/7 "2006-12-06T06:32:39Z")
I posted a |\_33+ version of a few lines from the Book of Genesis [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=385378): > [@](#): > > ()||3: ][|| [)@ 8399|[]l//9 |\_|83|2|\_33+}{4\>\<\>\<0r (r34+3|) +3h ]-[e@/3|/|z 4][[) o[@ eo]]2+}{. > > +\|0: n()\| [)3 [_]r+|-| //@5 |=0|2|v|[355 + 3//|]^7`|, o[4r|\<|/|e55 \[4% 0|e|2 [)@ 5||r]=4(3 ()f +e}{ [)33]^, 4]/[[) +}{3 5p][]2|+ 0| [_]6e|;1337[-]@\>\<\>\<()]2 \|4% }{0/3|2l][6 0|/3r 73h |//@+e|2z. > > 7[-]r33: + (\_)83r]\_3e7=\4(}\<3|2 54||} > > 05E8 05B9 05D5 05D0 0020 05D9 05B4 05D4 05B0 05D9 > > 4/|/]) 7}{3r3 \|@z ]\_!6h+. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/8 "2006-12-06T11:54:34Z")
Wow. This post makes it even more apparent that these people must be stopped. Either that or I should praise their ingenuity… …nah. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/9 "2006-12-06T20:04:30Z")
Hey, I’m not so bad. I’m not a troll or sock, and I’ve been through the whole goat thing. Maybe I have a weakness for posting in Old Leetish from time to time, but I don’t think that’s a crime. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/10 "2006-12-06T20:06:54Z")
It should be! ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/11 "2006-12-06T20:14:35Z")
[QUOTE=sturmhauke] Hey, I’m not so bad. I’m not a troll or sock, and I’ve been through the whole goat thing. Maybe I have a weakness for posting in Old Leetish from time to time, but I don’t think that’s a crime. [/QUOTE] %05r #337||3$$ 75r|| |\/|3 0|\|. #37' 90 br34|{ 7|-|3 #4// 70937|-|3r 4||P 0r937 7|-|3$3 b020$. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/12 "2006-12-06T20:21:06Z")
[QUOTE=Anastasaeon] %05r #337||3$$ 75r|| |\/|3 0|\|. #37' 90 br34|{ 7|-|3 #4// 70937|-|3r 4||P 0r937 7|-|3$3 b020$. 😉 [/QUOTE] Okay, let’s try this… Um. Leetness turns..me on? Go break…together? These bozos? So, translated, obviously, you wish pain upon Bozo the Clown. We can’t have that, **Mrs. 'Staseon**. You must be stopped! ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/13 "2006-12-06T22:00:38Z")
Ahem…your leetness turns me on. Let’s go break the law together and forget these bozos. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/14 "2006-12-06T22:04:26Z")
[QUOTE=Team of Scientists] Ahem…your leetness turns me on. Let’s go break the law together and forget these bozos. [/QUOTE] ||0// %05’r3 $p34|{1||9 |/|% #4||95493! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/15 "2006-12-06T22:18:47Z")
Now you’re speaking my language! Woooooooooooooooo! I got it, right? ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/16 "2006-12-06T22:26:55Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I got it, right? [/QUOTE] P4|/|||17. 1||3. %05 (4|| j01|| 7|-|3 p4r7%. B57 %05 $17 1|| 7|-|3 b4(|{. J5$7 r3|/|3|/|b3r: 1’|/| 1|| 5r P0p3, 19|-|71|| 5r 19||0r4||(3. Okay, now I feel a little sick. Think I overleeted. ---
**Author:** ![the\_chicken\_of\_exeter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac8455/32.png) [@the\_chicken\_of\_exeter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_chicken_of_exeter)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/17 "2006-12-06T22:29:32Z")
why is hash an L? ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/18 "2006-12-06T22:59:54Z")
I wrote a [simple leet-speak](http://www.friedo.com/cgi-bin/l33t.cgi) translator once, but I don’t think it’s as good as some of these examples. > [@friedo's l33t generator](#): > > wHen !n t|-.3 [OURSe Of |-.u|/|AN 3Ve||+s, 1t bec0|/|es nE[E5SaRy |=oR ()||e peOP|.E +O |\>15S()lV3 T|-.3 PO1!t1[Al b4nds w|-.iC|-. |-.4vE Co||||e[TE|\> T|-.EM w!tH 4n0+Her an|\> +O A55Um3 Amo||G +H3 PO//eRS o|= Th3 34rth, TH3 53parATe AN|\> 3Q|_|a1 5TATI0N +O W|-.!Ch +He lAws ()F ||atuR3 4ND ()|= natUrE’s Go|\> 3||ti+lE them, A D3CEn+ resp3cT +o T|-.3 0Pin!()NS of maN|\ R3Q|_|1RES +h4T tHEy 5H()u1D d3C1aR3 +HE CAuSe5 //|-.IC|-. I|/|P3|. +he|/| +0 +|-.E 53P4rATi()N. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/19 "2006-12-07T00:09:40Z")
[QUOTE=Anastasaeon] %05r #337||3$$ 75r|| |\/|3 0|\|. #37' 90 br34|{ 7|-|3 #4// 70937|-|3r 4||P 0r937 7|-|3$3 b020$. 😉 [/QUOTE] ()0}{, @ [)!]=|=3|2e/|/7 ]_33+ ]\>!413(7. 7}{^+'5 +3]-[/-/[]7+||355 8@8`[! `|0(_) \|4/|/|@ |^)_4`| 5()|\3 |/][[)3[] 94//|3% [_]]^5!(]3 ]}0|///|/? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-some-l33t-p3-k-its-for-a-department-contest/383024/20 "2006-12-07T17:58:27Z")
To hell with L33tsp33k. Lay some Klingon on 'em!