# Submit your risque photos for the calendar HERE **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 17, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223 "2003-09-17T21:26:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/41 "2003-12-09T19:03:22Z")
Pssst! Sexy dopers! I have a few months left! ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/42 "2003-12-10T19:48:18Z")
I just sent you a photo. It’s not too racy, but it does involve me and a dinosaur… ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/43 "2004-01-04T01:29:33Z")
Oops, I should mention here for those of you who are subscribed to this thread, that January is up: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=232958](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=232958) ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/44 "2004-01-04T01:33:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\*The porn store pic, you mean? I am on the left, licking the… err _cough_ … the thing. The adult fim star is in the middle in pink and my co-worker is on the right. > > tee hee, tee hee _nervous giggle_ \*\* 😃 :eek: 🆒 :eek: 😃 Am I the only one who is suddenly looking forward to seeing the rest of this calendar? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/45 "2004-01-07T04:59:13Z")
Well, seeing as none of the **sexy** dopers has volunteered in this thread, lemme see what **fizzy** and I can get done (with the world’s most favorable lighting, natch, since she doesn’t want in on this). ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/46 "2004-01-07T05:33:30Z")
I would just like to chime in with hearty encouragement for **'punha** and **fizzy** to submit, as punha is hot and even though I’m terribly straight, if I was pretty tipsy I’d totally mack on the fizster, because she is bee-yoo-tee-full. 😃 😉 Aaannd… considering I got a shiny new digital camera for X-mas, when I get back to school this weekend with the privacy of my dorm room, I may just try my hand at coming up with a non-awful shot and add my extremely ample curves to the calendar, provided there’s a month or two left. Don’t know how well it will go, (or how well it would go over if it does get put up…) but we shall see… ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2004, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/47 "2004-01-07T06:36:40Z")
If I get enough submissions, I’ll take it to a male and female version of each month. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2004, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/48 "2004-01-07T07:47:35Z")
You will? Maybe I can try harder to convince **fizzy** …😃 [sub]mmmmmmmmmmmmm … ample curves…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![phraser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e4f/32.png) [@phraser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phraser)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2004, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/49 "2004-01-07T11:50:26Z")
All sent. I have no idea if they were anything like what you were looking for. ---
**Author:** ![Nichol\_storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nichol\_storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nichol_storm)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/50 "2004-01-08T04:47:05Z")
Have sent in mine. Am very naughty! Tee hee hee! ---
**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/51 "2004-01-09T04:05:36Z")
Sending my pic now, although its not very risque. Lots of skin I can do, erotic not so much. I swear to God I channel the spirit of a shy, spinster aunt when taking photos like that. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/52 "2004-01-10T03:37:39Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/53 "2004-01-10T05:07:23Z")
Okay, I did it. Sent in my pic. Two actually, in two separate emails, so you can choose which you’d like to use (if you’d like to use them at all), okay, Opal? 😃 I’m pretty sure my guitar is the sexier one in the pics… :o ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/54 "2004-01-20T08:21:12Z")
Sent mine to **Opal** today. Hope she can fix it up for me. My SO, **shannablu** , has also decided to jump in and will be submitting some professional photos (as soon as I scan them in) she had taken some years ago. I call them her “Playboy” pics. Yowsa. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/55 "2004-01-20T11:56:55Z")
I was on the verge of sending mine in, but they were so hot that the computer melted. And then the cat–who was standing nearby–caught on fire. And you know how that goes: a cat on fire is a funny thing to see, so I watched him run around a bit before putting him out; but he got too close to the draperies, caught _them_ on fire, and then, well, the house burned down. So now **auntie em** says I’m no longer allowed to particpate in these things anymore. It’s too bad, too. They were hot. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/56 "2004-01-20T13:14:48Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > And then the cat–who was standing nearby–caught on fire. And you know how that goes: a cat on fire is a funny thing to see, so I watched him run around a bit before putting him out; but he got too close to the draperies, caught them on fire, and then, well, the house burned down. So you got any pictures of _that_? Excuses, excuses. You know we’ve got pictures of you and **auntie em** in a pile of pudding, right? ---
**Author:** ![UselessGit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/74df32/32.png) [@UselessGit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UselessGit)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/57 "2004-01-20T13:22:09Z")
I had a few pics lined up but my agent doesn’t want me sending them to you to add to your calendar. It could damage my image, aparantly… …would you like an autographed photo instead? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223/58 "2004-04-15T18:01:44Z")
current state of the calendar: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=232958&page=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=232958&page=2) Remember when you’re sending in pictures: skin = good 🙂 If you send me a nude photo I will edit it so that yer bits aren’t showing, don’t worry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/submit-your-risque-photos-for-the-calendar-here/202223.md?page=2)