# Subscriptions..
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subscriptions/765332
**Category:** About This Message Board
**Created:** [September 8, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subscriptions/765332 "2016-09-08T14:24:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@toocrazy2yoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toocrazy2yoo)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subscriptions/765332/1 "2016-09-08T14:24:48Z")
So, if I was in a giving kinda-mood, where’s a link to subscribe?
Am I worthy in such pollywog newbieness??
---
### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2016, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subscriptions/765332/2 "2016-09-08T14:42:06Z")
UserCP\> Paid Subscriptions
---
### Author:  [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2016, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subscriptions/765332/3 "2016-09-08T15:12:07Z")
**Moderator Action**
Since this is a question about the message board itself, let’s move it to ATMB (from GQ).
---
### Author:  [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subscriptions/765332/4 "2016-09-08T15:16:10Z")
Welcome to the SDMB, **toocrazy2yoo**.
As **running coach** said, you can find the link to subscribe in your User Control Panel. Click on the User CP link on the upper left, scroll down to the Paid Subscriptions link down at the bottom left, and follow the on-screen prompts from there.
You may purchase a year subscription, and if you choose to, you may also purchase a custom user title for an additional fee, which will appear under your user name where it says Guest or Member otherwise.
---
### Author:  [@toocrazy2yoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toocrazy2yoo)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subscriptions/765332/5 "2016-09-08T16:50:13Z")
Done and done. Nice to meetcha.
---
### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2016, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subscriptions/765332/6 "2016-09-08T16:58:09Z")
Right back atcha.
---
### Author:  [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2016, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subscriptions/765332/7 "2016-09-08T17:05:02Z")
Did you bring pie?
(Welcome. You will learn of our weird memes as you go along.)
---
### Author:  [@toocrazy2yoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toocrazy2yoo)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2016, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subscriptions/765332/8 "2016-09-08T18:46:43Z")
> [@Duckster](#):
>
> Did you bring pie?
> (Welcome. You will learn of our weird memes as you go along.)
I did not bring “pie”, but strangely, the apples are in stock, I just have to get off my azz and start in on them. I had golf to deal with early this morning and now I’m up to my eyeballs in a friend’s motorcycle problems. There’s always tomorrow for the actual pie manufacturing.
Pie means something else here, however?
---
### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2016, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subscriptions/765332/9 "2016-09-08T18:53:07Z")
> [@toocrazy2yoo](#):
>
> I did not bring “pie”, but strangely, the apples are in stock, I just have to get off my azz and start in on them. I had golf to deal with early this morning and now I’m up to my eyeballs in a friend’s motorcycle problems. There’s always tomorrow for the actual pie manufacturing.
>
> Pie means something else here, however?
No, “pie” means pie here. Our euphemism for red hot monkey sex is “banhammer”, so if someone calling themselves a “moderator” says they are about to bring the “banhammer” down on you, you’ve hit the jackpot!
---
### Author:  [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2016, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subscriptions/765332/10 "2016-09-08T19:02:05Z")
Red hot monkey sex? Never mind. I don’t want to know.
Anyway, you will probably find this a little more helpful.
Beginner’s Guide to Glossary of Terms on Straight Dope Message Boards
> **[Beginner's Guide to Glossary of Terms on Straight Dope Message Boards](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320298)**
>
> There are a number of terms commonly used on the Straight Dope Message Boards, that are basically “in-jokes” or references. There are several threads listing such, I have tried to compile them all into one post here. If anyone has additions or...
“When come back bring pie” is down near the bottom.
ETA: And nice to meet you too. I’ve got two motorcycles, no problems with either one currently.