# Subverted Rhymes!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subverted-rhymes/1028002>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 26, 2026, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subverted-rhymes/1028002 "2026-02-26T15:20:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subverted-rhymes/1028002/21 "2026-03-22T23:37:21Z")

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table at the bedside,  
And on the cuckoo clock,  
I just wish she’d take them  
And rub them on my c…

_ **-“BB”-** _.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subverted-rhymes/1028002/22 "2026-03-23T01:26:29Z")

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Caramel is my topping du jour!  
I especially prefer it on a cookie  
And I like to smear it on my girlfriend  
During a heavy session of n…

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