# Subway and Jared Fogle:  Find a new fucking ad campaign! (lame)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subway-and-jared-fogle-find-a-new-fucking-ad-campaign-lame/310435>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 29, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subway-and-jared-fogle-find-a-new-fucking-ad-campaign-lame/310435 "2005-06-29T22:18:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subway-and-jared-fogle-find-a-new-fucking-ad-campaign-lame/310435/21 "2005-06-30T15:31:41Z")

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> [@Large Marge](#):
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> I **hate** that commercial. I can’t get to the mute button fast enough when it comes on.
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> Add to the list of commercials that have played themselves out:
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> Those horrible “Priceless” mastercard commercials. That started THREE YEARS AGO.
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> Get a new campaign already!

Actually, I think it was about _ten_ years ago.

Adam

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subway-and-jared-fogle-find-a-new-fucking-ad-campaign-lame/310435/22 "2005-06-30T15:33:04Z")

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Just read **EleventyOne** ’s link. I retract my previous post.

Adam

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**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subway-and-jared-fogle-find-a-new-fucking-ad-campaign-lame/310435/23 "2005-06-30T17:29:58Z")

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> [@EleventyOne](#):
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> Anyone seen the Energizer Bunny lately? No? Thank god.

Oh they haven’t told you? He died after a tragic accident in which his batteries were put in the wrong way, so instead of going and going and going he kept… well basically he died of heart failure. Rather unsettling really.

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**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subway-and-jared-fogle-find-a-new-fucking-ad-campaign-lame/310435/24 "2005-07-01T02:31:20Z")

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> [@EleventyOne](#):
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> Three years? Nuh uh. [Try seven.](http://www.mtn.org/iasa/farrell.html)

**SEVEN?!** Holy crap. Why can’t it just _die_? That commercial can’t possibly be working anymore, can it?

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/subway-and-jared-fogle-find-a-new-fucking-ad-campaign-lame/310435/25 "2005-07-01T02:48:50Z")

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Driving an ad campaign so far into the ground you hit China? Priceless.

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