# Suck it, Higgs boson scientists!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-higgs-boson-scientists/627463>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 6, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-higgs-boson-scientists/627463 "2012-07-06T20:40:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-higgs-boson-scientists/627463/1 "2012-07-06T20:40:05Z")

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Here is a scientific breakthrough with _real_ possibilities for benefiting _man_kind:  
[**Genes for breast size found!**](http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/07/05/genes-for-breast-size-found/)  
Brought to you by Fox News, fair (blonde, anyway) and (ideally) balanced.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-higgs-boson-scientists/627463/2 "2012-07-06T20:49:51Z")

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Higgs Bosoms!

BTW I heard Fox’s carpet doesn’t match the drapes if you know what I mean.

And I think Higgs is gonna have to do some splaining to his wife.

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**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-higgs-boson-scientists/627463/3 "2012-07-06T20:50:57Z")

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They have found the legendary Biggs Bosom??!?!!11one:p

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-higgs-boson-scientists/627463/4 "2012-07-06T21:12:14Z")

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I am willing to bet that this study had no problem finding plenty of Grad Assistants…

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-higgs-boson-scientists/627463/5 "2012-07-07T02:36:25Z")

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Now, how can we get it into semen, and make it taste like chocolate?