# suck it you hateful bigoted degenerate whore-mothered goat-fucking trash(gay marriage ban overturned **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 5, 2010, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214 "2010-08-05T02:00:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/41 "2010-08-05T14:05:29Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > > [@EvilTOJ](#): > > > > How exactly does a dead goat do anything, much less bukkake? > > Zombie sex goats! Q. How do zombies differ from Republicans? A. Zombies follow political candidates for their braaaaaiiins. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/42 "2010-08-05T14:18:36Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > The really weird thing is that **Humpy** is militantly anti-religious. So it’s not even that he doesn’t like gay marriage because it makes the baby Jesus cry, just that he finds it icky. No, I’m pretty sure he just doesn’t like it because it’s the de facto conservative position to dislike it. More specifically, liberals want it, so he’s agin it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/43 "2010-08-05T14:28:04Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > > [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > > > Not quite. There are inherent natural rights held to be self evident in American law. Some are enumerated, such as the bill of rights, and some not. To protect the rights of the minority from the tyranny of the majority, these rights can only be infringed with a damn good reason, or a compelling interest in legal speak, and only in so much is necessary for the compelling interest. > > Yes. If that were the standard applied to these laws, they clearly would be found unconstitutional. > > But up until now – and, indeed, even with this case – that’s not the standard being used. If you’re talking about Loving vs Virgina, then yea. However the second quote in the OP shows the judge was basing his opinion on a perceived inherent equality. Even outside protected classes. Which seems to show to me a right to equal treatment under the law. To put this in perspective, imagine a law saying natural blonds couldn’t marry other natural blonds, because they’re icky. Blond isn’t a race, but I’d hope a law would run into some “wtf people, that’s some god damn bullshit. blonds are people too” type problems in the court. Anti-SSM laws are no different than the blond law. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/44 "2010-08-05T14:31:10Z")
“An activist judge is a judge whose rulings I disagree with” - an ever more utile definition. Fantastic ruling. Fuck Prop 8. ---
**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/45 "2010-08-05T14:37:00Z")
Good. It’s about fucking time that piece of shit law was struck down. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/46 "2010-08-05T15:01:31Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > To put this in perspective, imagine a law saying natural blonds couldn’t marry other natural blonds, because they’re icky. Blond isn’t a race, but I’d hope a law would run into some “wtf people, that’s some god damn bullshit. blonds are people too” type problems in the court. > > Anti-SSM laws are no different than the blond law. More true than you know. Not to get law-geeky here, but I say that because it’s a perfect example: blonds are not a protected class (ignoring the correlation between hair color and race for illustrative purposes). So a law burdening only blonds would be reviewed under the rational basis test, NOT the strict scrutiny test. In other words, in analyzing the blond law, the court would NOT ask, “Is there a compelling government interest?” That’s not a part of rational basis analysis. In my view, the correct answer here is to conclude that sexual orientation is like gender, and thus deserves _intermediate scrutiny_. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/47 "2010-08-05T15:02:18Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Slowly, slowly, the US creeps forward into the 20th Century… Dragged kicking and screaming the entire way 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/48 "2010-08-05T15:03:42Z")
Kicking and screaming into, and then out of, the Century of the Fruitbat. (Has Pratchett named the new century yet?) ETA - answering my own question, Discworld is now evidently in the Century of the Anchovy. ---
**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/49 "2010-08-05T15:10:26Z")
Does anyone have a link to the decision itself. I’d like to read it. I like the result, but ultimately fear that the Supreme Court will overturn it. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/50 "2010-08-05T15:14:10Z")
[Here you go.](http://www.scribd.com/doc/35374462/Prop-8-Ruling-FINAL) ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/51 "2010-08-05T15:27:21Z")
> [@Caffeine.addict](#): > > Does anyone have a link to the decision itself. I’d like to read it. I like the result, but ultimately fear that the Supreme Court will overturn it. They need to overturn this specific decision, because it claims to use rational basis. What _I_ hope happens is that they reach the same result by finding sexual orientation deserves intermediate scrutiny. ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/52 "2010-08-05T15:36:22Z")
> [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](#): > > At least my mum fucked live goats, unlike yours who got ass-fucked ans bukkaked by dead one. > Moreso, my mum’s whoring put brea on our tables, your mum couldn’t even get used toilet paper. Am I the only one who thinks this is an instance of “read again for comprehension”? Doesn’t the title say (if it applies to you) your mother is a whore & you fuck goats? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/53 "2010-08-05T15:37:08Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > In my view, the correct answer here is to conclude that sexual orientation is like gender, and thus deserves _intermediate scrutiny_. This is one of the parts of constitutional jurisprudence that I hate the most–in my view, the entire concept of levels of scrutiny was invented out of whole cloth to turn “equal protection” into “no, no, we still hate and fear YOU, so equal protection magically doesn’t apply”. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/54 "2010-08-05T15:39:35Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Not to get law-geeky here … I lol’ed. Isn’t that sort of like \*\*Der Trihs \*\*saying … “I don’t want to get to anti-religiony here …” ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/55 "2010-08-05T16:31:48Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > We’re going to be so pissed when we get there and realize there’s a whole new century to keep up with. This progress shit is _hard._ You’re damned skippy it’s hard. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/56 "2010-08-05T16:31:54Z")
From [this story](http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/08/05/20100805california-gay-marriage-ruling-impacting-arizona-laws.html): > [@](#): > > “(Walker) basically disenfranchised 7 million California voters and said, ' **I’m smarter than 7 million Californians** , and my will is going to be imposed here rather than yours.” Well…yeah, when it comes to civil rights, he kind of is. This is something that should never have been voted on in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/57 "2010-08-05T16:34:28Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > > [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > > > We’re going to be so pissed when we get there and realize there’s a whole new century to keep up with. This progress shit is _hard._ > > You’re damned skippy it’s hard. That’s what SHE said. Or he, depending. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/58 "2010-08-05T16:36:27Z")
> [@](#): > > “(Walker) basically disenfranchised 7 million California voters and said, 'I’m smarter than 7 million Californians, and my will is going to be imposed here rather than yours.” The really sad part is that a lawyer said that. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/59 "2010-08-05T16:57:54Z")
Heard about the ruling last night and was filed with glee. Proving yet again that it’s our judicial system, not the military, that’s hard at work defending our freedom. Sometimes, I get really proud of my country. Even when it’s just 'cause the system worked right to start undoing something we fucked up. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-it-you-hateful-bigoted-degenerate-whore-mothered-goat-fucking-trash-gay-marriage-ban-overturned/549214/60 "2010-08-05T16:58:27Z")
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