# Suck My Tar Balls Through Your Vuvuzela - SDMB Poker - Q3, 2010 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 25, 2010, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449 "2010-06-25T04:18:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/261 "2010-10-01T22:28:21Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > Yeah…yeah…Phil Helmuth wannabe…😉 6 “bracelets” in 5 months. {cough} {cough} ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/262 "2010-10-01T22:40:18Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > > [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > > > Yeah…yeah…Phil Helmuth wannabe…😉 > > 6 “bracelets” in 5 months. > {cough} {cough} **If the WSOP only had 15 Entrants,** I would probably get that many in the same timeframe as well. ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/263 "2010-10-02T11:00:24Z")
if you guys decide you want to reset chipstacks and/or change any settings, someone PM me before next week’s game and I’ll modify the server. ---
**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/264 "2010-10-02T12:43:13Z")
I would like to see Oslo continue to do the rankings like he has been if he is willing, but I think it would be fun to see where everyone would stand if we kept track of the money (chips) won also. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/265 "2010-10-02T18:23:36Z")
I never even paid attention to my chips - how many did we start off with? ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2010, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/266 "2010-10-03T05:35:47Z")
> [@fubbleskag](#): > > if you guys decide you want to reset chipstacks and/or change any settings, someone PM me before next week’s game and I’ll modify the server. There was some talk about resetting everyone’s chips at the beginning of this quarter (to 14 x 1500?) and using chip total as an additional measure of awesomeness. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2010, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/267 "2010-10-03T05:36:48Z")
But I’d be curious what the current chip totals are before a reset. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/268 "2010-10-07T02:17:00Z")
I have eleventy mazillion, ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/269 "2010-10-07T02:34:22Z")
Where’s that new thread, you witty types? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/270 "2010-10-07T13:38:55Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > I have eleventy mazillion, I have eleventy mazillion (+ infinity). ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/271 "2010-10-07T14:53:43Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > > [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > > > I have eleventy mazillion, > > I have eleventy mazillion (+ infinity). I think you are making that up. ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/272 "2010-10-07T18:32:44Z")
Chip totals before reset: NFMensa: 74755 MentalGuy: 65700 Red\_Skeezix: 63520 Oslo\_Ostra2: 62755 Root: 54370 Tomov: 44195 YeticusRex: 41110 GGhost149: 36265 MissyTake: 31820 craneop2: 31685 peekercpa: 28170 Meeko: 22735 fubbleskag: 18415 Frostedglass: 17140 Ludovic: 6880 CrimeThink: 6460 Soul: 3910 asterion: 2950 that’s a total of 612835, btw. ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/273 "2010-10-07T18:53:53Z")
In prep for Q4, chip counts have been reset to 0. Tourney has no entry fee, but adds $1500 to prize pool for each player. Payout structure varies depending on the number of entrants. ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/274 "2010-10-07T21:42:30Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > > [@notfrommensa](#): > > > > I have eleventy mazillion (+ infinity). > > I think you are making that up. I just counted. **They actually have tenty mazillion.** That last mazillion chip was actually a POG\* slammer. - Which I have found to be a pretty effective card protector IRL. Even if I have to re-explain the one time fad of the mid to late 90s. Comes with my age, or lack thereof, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/275 "2010-10-08T03:52:08Z")
{{{Poof}}}All my chips are gone. makes me kind of sad. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/276 "2010-10-08T19:50:12Z")
[New thread for 4th Quarter, 2010.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=581083) Happy hunting. …and put your vuvuzelas away…they’re pretty damn annoying now…but keep on sucking my tar balls. ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/277 "2010-10-08T21:55:26Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > [New thread for 4th Quarter, 2010.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=581083) > > Happy hunting. > > …and put your vuvuzelas away…they’re pretty damn annoying now…but keep on sucking my tar balls. But At least the word made it into the dictionary. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449.md?page=13)