# Suck My Tar Balls Through Your Vuvuzela - SDMB Poker - Q3, 2010 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 25, 2010, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449 "2010-06-25T04:18:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/41 "2010-07-22T02:31:41Z")
Phil Helmuth [issues](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYPP2TmSifA) a bad beat to the beef jerky Sasquatch - bad idea. “It’s just a bad beat. Show a little class, buddy.” LOL ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/42 "2010-07-22T17:15:54Z")
Hey…that’s me! Didn’t know they were filming my meltdown! ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/43 "2010-07-23T04:31:10Z")
1 frosted glass 77.3 2 Red Skeezix 74.0 3 Robot Arm 71.0 4 Dag Otto 70.0 5 notfrommensa 69.5 6 Oslo Ostragoth 62.8 7 Gray Ghost 55.8 8 MissTake 52.5 9 Craneop2 50.6 10 MentalGuy 43.5 11 Yeticus Rex 43.2 12 fubbleskag 42.0 13 Meeko 21.2 Peeker? You were supposed to post results… ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/44 "2010-07-23T04:34:56Z")
13 missy 12 meeko 11 dag 10 NFM 9 mental guy 8 OO 7 fubbs 6 yeti 5 root 4 red 3 crane 2 ghost 1 peek ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/45 "2010-07-23T12:02:02Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > Peeker? You were supposed to post results… whoops I FRACKING WON now where did that mensa character wander off to? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/46 "2010-07-23T12:09:10Z")
i think i was so fucking astounded that i won that my mind slipped an additional gear. next week, two in a row. woot woot. how many finishes to get in the qtd standings? with a 5 and a 1 i think i should be better off than last. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/47 "2010-07-23T15:03:56Z")
You got to have 3 games under your belt to be listed peeks. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/48 "2010-07-23T15:16:33Z")
> [@Red\_Skeezix](#): > > You got to have 3 games under your belt to be listed peeks. jealousy is such an exclusive club. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/49 "2010-07-23T17:17:32Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > 5 notfrommensa 69.5 Pfffft, the stars must be aligned wrong. Peeker wins, and I am in 5th place. Next week, I’m bringing my vuvuzela. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/50 "2010-07-23T18:27:09Z")
Hmm, seems like a good a time as any to plug the cross reference spreadsheet. If you aren’t on here: [http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0ApvweZtrgRBudDZPUC1DeGR4Ykk0QXhuM05Yei01WGc&hl=en](http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0ApvweZtrgRBudDZPUC1DeGR4Ykk0QXhuM05Yei01WGc&hl=en) Go here and fill out this simple form, so we know who everyone is! [http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dDZPUC1DeGR4Ykk0QXhuM05Yei01WGc6MQ#gid=0](http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dDZPUC1DeGR4Ykk0QXhuM05Yei01WGc6MQ#gid=0) ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/51 "2010-07-23T20:38:32Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > i think i was so fucking astounded that i won that my mind slipped an additional gear. > > next week, two in a row. > > woot woot. > > how many finishes to get in the qtd standings? with a 5 and a 1 i think i should be better off than last. You would have a score of 84.6. Asshole. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/52 "2010-07-24T06:11:09Z")
If you guys want to have your nuts sucked up to your throats or thereabouts\*, watch a few hands of Daniel Negreanu at PokerStars. Follow him on twitter “RealKidPoker”, and wait for his announcements for play at PStars 100/200 NLH in Daniel’s Room. Those guys buy in for like $60K. :eek: \*Missy, I don’t know what the analogue for your gender is. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/53 "2010-07-24T06:38:29Z")
Holy shit. I just saw a $40K pot won by DG and a $60K lost by some guy. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/54 "2010-07-25T03:57:04Z")
I’m gonna get a new hobby: > [@Daniel Negreanu](#): > > This was a fun 30 minutes. Up $107k after dropping 25k on the first hand. Poker is fun when you flop sets and stuff like that 🙂 Clearly, I have no business in the same activity as him. But, later he said “Biggest win in that game since I started 118k. Trying to get to 50k hands and see if I can win. 9603 hands played -43k.” So he is still a net loser. And BTW, PartyPoker wants to [give](http://www.pokernews.com/news/2010/07/50-free-at-partypoker-no-deposit-required-8493.htm) you some free money. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/55 "2010-07-27T05:28:50Z")
He apparently broke out of his little slump: > [@Daniel Negreanu](#): > > YES! Another 80k win. After 10,289 hands I’m ahead $77,847! The world is coming to an end I guess. I “think” I’m playing well. We’ll see… Those games are amazing to watch. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/56 "2010-07-29T23:14:11Z")
Bump, lets get ready to rumble. ---
**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/57 "2010-07-30T00:36:03Z")
I have registered early since I might not be home right at start time. I have to pick my son up from football practice. So if I am not there at the start that is what happened. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/58 "2010-07-30T01:38:03Z")
i think it is almost time. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X80Qjh9Yivs) ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/59 "2010-07-30T03:36:19Z")
Tonight’s results: 1. Ghost 2. Peeker 3. Meeko 4. Dag 5. fubbot 6. Crane 7. Mental 8. Missy 9. Duck 10. Oslo 11. Mensa 12. Red 13. Frosty 14. Root ---
**Author:** ![Gray\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Gray\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gray_Ghost)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449/60 "2010-07-30T03:41:44Z")
Thanks for posting it, **Dag**. Good run of cards lately, hope it lasts. Funniest part of all was that fubbs placed 5th and never showed; he took 5th of 14 by just being blinded off… Maybe there’s something to that shtick Hellmuth pulls? See you all next week. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-tar-balls-through-your-vuvuzela-sdmb-poker-q3-2010/544449.md?page=4)