# Suck my white ass Suncoast! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 23, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-white-ass-suncoast/220632 "2003-12-23T12:51:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-white-ass-suncoast/220632/21 "2003-12-24T08:43:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gobear \* > \*\*]If you want to get good deals on DVDs, check out [Deepdiscountdvd.com](http://www.deepdiscountdvd.com). They have really rockbottom prices for DVDs; the only hitch is that they take longer to fulfill orders than other online merchants do. [Showwow.com](http://www.showwow.com) is also a good place to check. Their prices are not as low on all items as DDD, but they have really good discounts on box sets–I bought Babylon 5 Season 2 from them for $60.00. \*\* I have DDD open in another window. _The GODS MUST BE CRAZY 1&2 (2D)_ is supposed to be coming out 2/03/04. I cannot tell you how happy I am to know this. Thank you for pointing me in this direction ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-white-ass-suncoast/220632/22 "2003-12-24T08:46:25Z")
Has there ever been a thread in the history of the Straight Dope complaining about high prices that DIDN’T have someone stroll in to deliver the same goddamn economics lecture? I would imagine the OP already had a working knowledge of supply and demand, but just wanted to bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-white-ass-suncoast/220632/23 "2003-12-24T11:16:30Z")
Congrats on getting it. Mr Goo was walking past the local DVD store and stepped in to ask if they had a copy. Sales girl had never heard of it. Manager overhears and comments that the delivery just arrived, and DH walks out with the first copy sold in the region for AUD 80. There doesn’t seem to be any high demand for it downunder. We’ve been steadily watching them, and just finished #9 tonight and decided to give it a rest until Christmas was over, as it’s a pretty depressing episode. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-white-ass-suncoast/220632/24 "2003-12-24T16:20:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Has there ever been a thread in the history of the Straight Dope complaining about high prices that DIDN’T have someone stroll in to deliver the same goddamn economics lecture? I would imagine the OP already had a working knowledge of supply and demand, but just wanted to bitch. Mebbe so. But it’s kinda like bitching about the speed of light. ---
**Author:** ![geewhiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f0a364/32.png) [@geewhiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/geewhiz)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-white-ass-suncoast/220632/25 "2003-12-24T16:41:20Z")
Thanks for putting a smile on my face and kudos to your wife! It is always nice to see the consumer win. In my family resource management class we talked about staying away from the Suncoasts, etc of the world because they are overpriced. Besides I don’t like those places because they are just flat out rude to customers!!! Their job is to serve (I know, I have worked in retail) and they need to learn that. ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-white-ass-suncoast/220632/26 "2003-12-24T19:34:52Z")
fyi: Best Buy sold Suncoast/Musicland last fall (I think in September)… I was working at Best Buy at the time. ---
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-white-ass-suncoast/220632/27 "2003-12-24T22:28:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*Re: The OP > > Does your OP imply that you have a second ass that’s not white? Do you perhaps have an African American ass? A Native American ass? How about a nice Asian ass? > > If indeed you do have a second, third, or fourth ass, can we assume that you are not inviting Suncoast to suck any of them? > > Why does the white ass get all the attention? > > The OP needs to be more specific. \*\* Clearly, the OP doesn’t want to get nasty Suncoast spittle on his nice Asian ass. The white one’s just a junker he keeps around specifically for sucking. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-white-ass-suncoast/220632/28 "2003-12-24T22:30:24Z")
Would that mean the white ass is in the front driveway, on cinderblocks? Maybe it’s even two-toned and missing a cheek. ---
**Author:** ![SeekingTruth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@SeekingTruth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeekingTruth)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-white-ass-suncoast/220632/29 "2003-12-25T10:40:48Z")
dantheman, I usually nod in agreement to most of your posts, but I need you to put down the crack pipe for a moment. How many asses do you think I have? I’m white, and since I don’t nude suntan, my ass is therefore white. This would warrant Suncoast sucking my white ass. As to African-American, I know quite a few black men, though all were born in America. 😉 Asian ass? Tried it and was horny 20 minutes later. I’m sorry (not really) I had to swing at that hanging curve ball you offered up. Update. My brother-in-law gave me a $25 gift card to Suncoast. I’m gonna check on Friday if they have any Cartman stuff I want. The store IS good for off the wall stuff. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-white-ass-suncoast/220632/30 "2003-12-25T16:36:34Z")
I had wrongfully assumed you were a multiassular person. Happy holidays! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-white-ass-suncoast/220632/31 "2003-12-25T19:19:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*Mebbe so. But it’s kinda like bitching about the speed of light. \*\* We can’t pit _ **C** _ though. You know how Lynn feels about joke threads. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-white-ass-suncoast/220632/32 "2003-12-26T05:27:30Z")
Well, so much for my plxn to pit the Law of Gravity… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-my-white-ass-suncoast/220632.md?page=1)