# Suck on my chocolate salty balls **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257 "2003-09-28T06:17:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/1 "2003-09-28T06:17:56Z")
put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/2 "2003-09-28T06:19:41Z")
I have it on good authority that chocolate and salt don’t mix. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/3 "2003-09-28T06:21:45Z")
We’ve got the Chef from _South Park_ with us… can you do the theme from _Shaft_? ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/4 "2003-09-28T06:30:37Z")
that’s a sex machine to all the chicks? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \* > \*\*We’ve got the Chef from _South Park_ with us… can you do the theme from _Shaft_? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/5 "2003-09-28T06:39:30Z")
I don’t know but I been told, by a…playa hata, That my bedroom is a disguise, for a freak incubator. Chef has the best songs ever. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/6 "2003-09-28T07:23:09Z")
Three Musketeer bars and beer taste good together. A bite then a sip… YUMMMMMMMMMM! ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/7 "2003-09-28T10:07:42Z")
Salt and chocolate don’t mix? Try a Frango mint, try several of ‘em actually. When you get to the center, there’s an ever so slight salty tang that takes the whole choco-holic experience to a new level. Gotta’ love those endorphins too. ---
**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/8 "2003-09-28T12:47:21Z")
Or try M&Ms and popsorn… Any chocolate and salted popcorn…mmmmm chocolate and salt… ---
**Author:** ![Anonymous\_Coward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@Anonymous\_Coward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_Coward)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/9 "2003-09-28T12:50:29Z")
In Canada we have something called Twists, which are chocolate covered pretzels. They are so gooooooooooooood… ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/10 "2003-09-28T12:52:28Z")
Or chocolate-covered pretzels. Mmmm. Has anyone ever actually tried using the recipe in Chef’s song? > [@](#): > > Two tablespoons of cinnamon, > And two or three egg whites. > A half a stick of butter, melted. > Stick it all in a bowl baby. > Stir it with a wooden spoon. > Mix in a cup of flour, > you’ll be in heaven soon. > … > Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate, > And a half a cup of brandy. > You throw in a bag or two of sugar > And just a pinch of vanilla. > Grease up the cookie sheet. > Cause I hate when my balls stick. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/11 "2003-09-28T13:10:47Z")
Chef’s Bag ‘o’ Love[sup]tm[/sup] - Put it on your head to increase your sexual pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/12 "2003-09-28T13:40:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \* > \*\*Chef’s Bag ‘o’ Love[sup]tm[/sup] - Put it on your head to increase your sexual pleasure. \*\* “Is it working?” “It’s working for me!” ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/13 "2003-09-28T17:03:02Z")
**jjimm** You forgot to preheat the oven to three-fitty. and give that spoon a lick 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kieras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a87d85/32.png) [@Kieras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kieras)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/14 "2003-09-28T22:15:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\*Three Musketeer bars and beer taste good together. A bite then a sip… YUMMMMMMMMMM! \*\* ☹ :rolleyes: God thats sounds ikky. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/15 "2003-09-28T22:59:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by quiltguy154 \* > \*\*Salt and chocolate don’t mix? . \*\* Nope. My mom loves M&Ms and popcorn together, but it disgusts me. I like my tastes (salty, sweet, bitter, sour) to be taken separately, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/16 "2003-09-30T12:58:32Z")
I love popcorn and M&Ms! Something about mixing chocolate and salt together…just yummy. Now I am in the mood to watch a good movie and eat popcorn with M&Ms. ---
**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/17 "2003-09-30T14:13:47Z")
I’ll suck on your chocolate balls only if you promise to wrap your lips around my Schweaty Wiener. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/18 "2003-09-30T15:45:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\*Or chocolate-covered pretzels. Mmmm. > > Has anyone ever actually tried using the recipe in Chef’s song? \*\* I don’t see anything in that recipe that would make them salty, though. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suck-on-my-chocolate-salty-balls/204257/19 "2003-10-01T08:07:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\*I don’t see anything in that recipe that would make them salty, though. \*\* Good point. I’m going to make them at the weekend, and before cooking, I’ll roll them in crushed rock salt - sound like a winner?