# Suddenly it all makes sense! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 14, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411 "2001-05-14T13:43:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/1 "2001-05-14T13:43:03Z")
[Wow!](http://www.timecube.com) I never knew! ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/2 "2001-05-14T13:59:06Z")
Yikes. Although, I did get a laugh: > [@](#): > > Life is based upon a perfect > math or your arm would be > too short to wipe your butt. ---
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/3 "2001-05-14T15:01:33Z")
I was particularly taken by the statement… > [@](#): > > Word has not the substance of a fart. > Word god has not substance of a fart. How true. How true. I have a headache now. I think I’m going to go lay down. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/4 "2001-05-14T15:10:53Z")
I just wish the type weren’t so darned small. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/5 "2001-05-14T16:50:50Z")
Well for someone who thinks words are evil, he sure uses a lot of them. Or have I said too much? ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/6 "2001-05-14T18:53:34Z")
I wonder what this guy thinks about Fidel Castro–seeing as he’s a Cube-an and all… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/7 "2001-05-15T01:15:22Z")
It’s that damn cheap synthetic mescaline again. \*When \*will you kids ever learn…? ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/8 "2001-05-15T02:00:21Z")
I’m still confoozled. But Mr. Gene Ray has certainly but me on the right track (snicker). ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/9 "2001-05-15T02:00:21Z")
That was SO fucked up!! I did like Java’s quote and was actually considering using it as a sig. Still might. But, holy shit! That dude is straight CRAZY! ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/10 "2001-05-15T02:27:35Z")
Finally, I’ve found a worthy sig. katie “Beliefs equate pornography, for they coexist on the web.” -Gene Ray, Cubic ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/11 "2001-05-15T02:33:38Z")
:wondering if anyone has nominated this for Weird Earl’s yet: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/12 "2001-05-15T03:02:42Z")
Wow. After reading that whole thing, all I can do now is wait for Hale-Bopp to come back around. [sup]What the hell did I do with my blue Nikes and my black jumpsuit? Where’s my pudding pop? Pass the Grape Kool-Aid![/sup] > [@](#): > > Stupid educators always beget stupid graduates. Thank you, Forrest Gump. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/13 "2001-05-15T03:02:43Z")
Maybe someone should! It definitely IS weird! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/14 "2001-05-15T03:04:31Z")
I think you should nominate it, AstroBoy. If this ain’t Weird Earl material, I don’t know what is. ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/15 "2001-05-15T03:21:04Z")
“GOD IS CORNERED AS A QUEER.” GENE RAY, CUBIC Mr. Ray, the doctor will see you now. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/16 "2001-05-15T03:27:39Z")
> [@](#): > > I think you should nominate it, AstroBoy. If this ain’t Weird Earl material, I don’t know what is. Okey-Dokey… nomination underway! ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/17 "2001-05-15T04:04:29Z")
Gene Ray sure does go on about how schools are evil and how cruel adults are to children. Are we sure this is an adult writing all this? You think maybe someone’s not just upset about failing algebra or something? ---
**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suddenly-it-all-makes-sense/65411/18 "2001-05-15T05:19:41Z")
What in the name of all that’s holy WAS that?