# Suggest a most excellent bumper sticker **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 6, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-most-excellent-bumper-sticker/520224 "2009-12-06T20:38:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-most-excellent-bumper-sticker/520224/41 "2009-12-08T00:46:59Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Mean People Suck What, no mention of the punchline? “Nice People Swallow” ---
**Author:** ![Mangosteen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Mangosteen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangosteen)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-most-excellent-bumper-sticker/520224/42 "2009-12-08T02:41:48Z")
Stop Honking I’m on the phone Caution I drive like you do Jesus is Coming (look busy) ---
**Author:** ![Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_the_Impaler)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-most-excellent-bumper-sticker/520224/43 "2009-12-08T03:42:07Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > What, no mention of the punchline? > > “Nice People Swallow” “Ambivalent People Spit” ---
**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-most-excellent-bumper-sticker/520224/44 "2009-12-08T04:17:44Z")
> [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](#): > > (On a red bumper sticker): If this sticker is blue, you’re driving too fast. I may have to get that, and my license plate is 6022E23. Really. And I finally got a real thumping reaction to it from a woman chem teacher just two weekends ago. It ruled. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-most-excellent-bumper-sticker/520224/45 "2009-12-08T05:25:49Z")
Hang up and drive. I are a [name of despised college] graduate! U.S. out of North America! First Bank of Dad: Sorry, we’re closed. ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-most-excellent-bumper-sticker/520224/46 "2009-12-08T06:06:18Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > This is excellent. I may have to actually do this one. In particular because it would be perfect on our black econobox. Friend of mine in Denton makes these decals. If you go to the various fandom conventions around Dallas (A-Kon, ConDFW, etc.) you will usually run into her selling her wares. She also has a bumper sticker which says that zombies like a girl with braaaaaaaains. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-most-excellent-bumper-sticker/520224/47 "2009-12-08T14:16:29Z")
“Caution, I speed up to run over small animals” ---
**Author:** ![JCorre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3da27b/32.png) [@JCorre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JCorre)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-most-excellent-bumper-sticker/520224/48 "2009-12-08T20:43:45Z")
“Entropy isn’t what it used to be.” ---
**Author:** ![T.Slothrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@T.Slothrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T.Slothrop)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-most-excellent-bumper-sticker/520224/49 "2009-12-10T07:34:26Z")
I was a soldier for many years. My family lived near a Marine/Navy base where they sold bumper stickers which said: " Navy wives are special". I thought about buying a couple of hundred of them for soldiers on Fort Bragg. But my wife would have killed me. ---
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-most-excellent-bumper-sticker/520224/50 "2009-12-10T07:55:21Z")
Sighted on the 91 freeway on the bumper of a beat-down 20 year old work truck: “Live Better, Work Union” A friend of mine is a police officer. One day while driving his patrol car, he couldn’t figure out why so many people were honking, smiling and waving at him. Coming out of a restaurant at lunch, he finally saw the “Honk For Gay Pride” sticker another cop put on his squad car’s rear bumper earlier that morning. Some favorites: “Ribbon Awareness” “Nuke The Gay Whale For Christ” ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-most-excellent-bumper-sticker/520224/51 "2009-12-10T09:22:38Z")
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