# Suggest a new user name for me?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 5, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618 "2003-11-05T21:24:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/1 "2003-11-05T21:24:50Z")

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I am tired of this name. It doesn’t reflect who I am anymore, other than the fact that I still am a Stephen King fan. I originally chose it because I was in an extremely unhappy marriage.

My life has changed dramatically. My husband passed away, and I am seeing a wonderful man who treats me with tenderness and love. My dark and dreary house is being transformed into a haven of light! Aggh—that sounds so hokey. But we are remodeling my kitchen, and painting. I’m really the happiest I have ever been in my life!

Tom just asked me to marry him on October 25th. 🙂 He will be moving in in December.

Anyway, after 1400 posts maybe y’all know me a little bit to help me pick out a new name.

I still like to bowl, and ride my motorcycle (a Honda Rebel 250cc,) and cook. I have a 19 year old who seems to be getting his life back on track. He has a job finally, and is going back to school in January. He got into a little trouble last Spring Break and is now on probation. He and Tom like each other, too.

I love the beach, and mornings with my coffee, and garage sales…and The Straight Dope of course!

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/2 "2003-11-05T22:09:58Z")

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Rebowl Yell?

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/3 "2003-11-05T23:35:41Z")

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I think you need another ‘literary’ name (King or otherwise) that reflects your new situation.

As to what that would be… I have no idea.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/4 "2003-11-06T00:32:21Z")

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Spanky. No reason, I just like the name.

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**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/5 "2003-11-06T01:13:35Z")

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Rose Madder

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/6 "2003-11-06T01:21:20Z")

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**Catamaran Detergent**

Or something else like that.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/7 "2003-11-06T01:28:44Z")

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miscellaneous usernames:

**I Said Bacon!**  
**I’m Happy and Angry**  
**Scabby Monkey**  
**Stumpy!**  
**Carefree Maniac**  
**Undiagnosed Fish**  
**Shave it all off!**

None of them mean anything (except the Ralph Wiggum quote) and probably don’t apply to you. Most of them I just made up right now, except Scabby Monkey which I’ve been promoting (without luck) for nigh unto two years now. No one ever wants to be Scabby Monkey… ☹

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**Author:** ![ShadiRoxan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@ShadiRoxan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadiRoxan)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/8 "2003-11-06T01:38:55Z")

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I kinda like Honda Rebel.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/9 "2003-11-06T01:40:15Z")

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**Firebird Spirit** (Isn’t it a firebird that rises from the ashes – or is that a phoenix?)

**Sea Glass** (Since time and stormy waters have smoothed your rough edges, perhaps?)

I’m _so_ glad that you are changing you name, but even happier that you have good reason to! My best wishes to all of you.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/10 "2003-11-06T01:57:25Z")

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**Christine**

She, like you, has nice headlights…

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/11 "2003-11-06T02:06:37Z")

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**Be a Pepper!  
What, me worry?  
A Suffusion Of Yellow  
Boggle Woggle  
Working Online  
Report this post**

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**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/12 "2003-11-06T02:16:32Z")

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I would really miss your username.

I would like Rose Madder; she got out and went forward.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/13 "2003-11-06T02:44:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dolores Claiborne \*  
> **My life has changed dramatically. … I still like to … ride my motorcycle (a Honda Rebel 250cc,)**

To reflect the dramatic change: **Dolores Reborn**

Positive: pun off old username affords transition to new

Negative: since _dolores_ is Spanish for “pains” or “sorrows”, maybe that word’s better off shed

To play off the Rebel theme: **ReBelle Yell** , **Rebel Arouser** , **She’s A Rebel**

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**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/14 "2003-11-06T08:57:45Z")

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Kathy Bates.

That’'s what I kept thinking of when I saw your ID, Dolores Claiborne. Bates seems pretty happy. Especially in “About Schmidt.” 😉

& congrats on all your good happenings!

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/15 "2003-11-06T14:44:20Z")

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Lots to think about…I particularly like Phoenix. I _have_ been reborn of sorts! I like the mental image.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/16 "2003-11-06T17:23:09Z")

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I like Rose Madder…she also got out of a bad marriage and found true love.

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/17 "2003-11-06T17:47:17Z")

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I like Dolores Reborn!

AND GETTING MARRIED!! Woo hoo! That’s excellent news.

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**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/18 "2003-11-06T18:28:23Z")

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Mulva?  
Aretha?

Or how about Mulva Reborn

Sorry but the Seinfeld I saw last night had the character Delores on (AKA Mulva) so its stuck in my head.

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**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/19 "2003-11-06T18:31:23Z")

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BackNtheSaddle

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-a-new-user-name-for-me/211618/20 "2003-11-06T19:15:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Dolores Claiborne \*
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> \*\* I am seeing a wonderful man who treats me with tenderness and love. My dark and dreary house is being transformed into a haven of light! Aggh—that sounds so hokey. But we are remodeling my kitchen, and painting. I’m really the happiest I have ever been in my life!
> 
> Tom just asked me to marry him on October 25th. 🙂 He will be moving in in December. \*\*

This is just the sweetest post! It literally had me all choked up. Congratulations and Very Best Wishes to you and your future groom! Here’s wishing you a lifetime filled with love and happiness!

As for a new username, there have been several good ones suggested already, but I’ll just throw in the pot for consideration, **Rebel with a Cause** , since your life has found a renewed and invigorating purpose. Or, in keeping with the Stephen King allusions, **Dreamcatcher**.

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