# Suggest an outro for wedding I'm officiating **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 15, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-an-outro-for-wedding-im-officiating/796403 "2017-09-15T14:34:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-an-outro-for-wedding-im-officiating/796403/21 "2017-09-16T11:25:56Z")
Solemized. Not sodomized. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-an-outro-for-wedding-im-officiating/796403/22 "2017-09-16T11:40:28Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Solemized. Not sodomized. > > Carry on. Solem_ **n** _ized. Not solemized (sic). And most certainly _not_ sodomized. Not that there’s necessarily anything wrong with that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-an-outro-for-wedding-im-officiating/796403/23 "2017-09-16T11:41:41Z")
Took me five tries to spell sodomized. Solemnized broke my brain, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-an-outro-for-wedding-im-officiating/796403/24 "2017-09-16T11:42:43Z")
I like a persistent woman. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-an-outro-for-wedding-im-officiating/796403/25 "2017-09-16T11:45:24Z")
Priorities, y’know. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-an-outro-for-wedding-im-officiating/796403/26 "2017-09-16T14:45:18Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Wow, this was funny/prescient. At the rehearsal I noticed two of the groomsmen have cauliflower ears. 😛 sounds like a fun wedding ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-an-outro-for-wedding-im-officiating/796403/27 "2017-09-16T14:59:41Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-an-outro-for-wedding-im-officiating/796403/28 "2017-09-16T15:40:06Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > nm That’s a terrible outro. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-an-outro-for-wedding-im-officiating/796403/29 "2017-09-16T17:53:30Z")
My husband and I entered our reception to “The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down.” ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-an-outro-for-wedding-im-officiating/796403/30 "2017-09-16T19:09:23Z")
I’ve always like this wedding outro: [https://youtu.be/G4M8R7gO1ZU?t=8m48s](https://youtu.be/G4M8R7gO1ZU?t=8m48s) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2017, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-an-outro-for-wedding-im-officiating/796403/31 "2017-09-19T14:36:20Z")
The wedding was a massive success. The outro was patterned after the intro, “It is my pleasure to introduce the New Intercontinental Tag Team Champions, xyz”. There was applause, cheers, hoots, etc. Several people mentioned that I appeared to be channeling Bruce Buffer. Indeed, that was who I watched videos of and patterned my intro and outro on. Hopefully that will be my last wedding (although I’ve said that after each one I’ve done). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-an-outro-for-wedding-im-officiating/796403.md?page=1)