# Suggest me a calendar

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-me-a-calendar/220263>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 21, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-me-a-calendar/220263 "2003-12-21T03:44:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-me-a-calendar/220263/1 "2003-12-21T03:44:14Z")

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So for the last few years, I’ve been getting the Women in Waders calendar ([www.womeninwaders.com](http://www.womeninwaders.com)) calendar. It’s a funny subject, has attractive women, is a little offbeat.

But I’m tired of it. Any suggestions for a new calendar that:

1. has attractive women,
2. has women that are real, not some airbrushed, overtanned silicone Bimbo (I’m not interested in Playboy or the SI swimsuit type calendar),
3. Won’t make female guests blush.
4. is a little offbeat.

Extra points for moon phases.

Thanks,

Whistlepig

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-me-a-calendar/220263/2 "2003-12-21T20:10:43Z")

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Despair. com has a lovely calendar of sarcastic humor about the working life. No babes, sorry. On the subject of Meetings: “None of us is as dumb as all of us.”

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**Author:** ![herman\_and\_bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f1d935/32.png) [@herman\_and\_bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/herman_and_bill)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-me-a-calendar/220263/3 "2003-12-21T20:21:23Z")

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[Beautiful](http://dillonprecision.com/template/p.cfm?maj=43&min=0&dyn=1&) women and guns, plus they will send you a free catalog every month with a different babe.

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**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-me-a-calendar/220263/4 "2003-12-21T22:51:02Z")

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Thanks for the despair link, I need to order one of those for the office. And then place bets on whether Lumberg comes by and says,

“Mmmm, We really appreciate your work on the TPS reports, Whistlepig, but, mmmm, is that calendar really appropriate for an office environment?”

But for home, I want a calendar with babes. And babes and tools, like herman\_and\_bill suggested is more what I’m looking for.

Whistlepig

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**Author:** ![LadyMack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@LadyMack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LadyMack)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-me-a-calendar/220263/5 "2003-12-21T23:13:23Z")

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[…ummm?](http://www.calendars.com/product.asp?TID=%7BF87D7E82-DD94-431E-92CB-7F9C536DF860%7D&MGID=2789&IID=10104&PID=1&txtSearch=Women%20at%20Work&textonly=0&REDIR=product)

😉

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**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-me-a-calendar/220263/6 "2003-12-21T23:18:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by LadyDragon \*  
> \*\*[…ummm?](http://www.calendars.com/product.asp?TID=%7BF87D7E82-DD94-431E-92CB-7F9C536DF860%7D&MGID=2789&IID=10104&PID=1&txtSearch=Women%20at%20Work&textonly=0&REDIR=product)
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> 😉 \*\*

Not bad, esotoric subject, but not quite . . . cheesy enough.

But definitely a contender.

Thanks