# Suggest New Name For Saints **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 22, 2012, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558 "2012-03-22T23:52:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/1 "2012-03-22T23:52:50Z")
Let’s see some new name suggestions for the now Un-Saint-ly New Orleans Saints. New Orleans Un-Saints New Orleans Devils New Orleans Thugs ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/2 "2012-03-23T00:47:15Z")
The Aints. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/3 "2012-03-23T01:02:19Z")
Taints ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/4 "2012-03-23T01:02:27Z")
The Big Easy Bounty Hunters ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/5 "2012-03-23T01:09:54Z")
The French Quarter Connection. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/6 "2012-03-23T02:00:33Z")
> [@DigitalC](#): > > Taints Yup, Taints. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/7 "2012-03-23T02:04:56Z")
The Fetts. Think about it. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/8 "2012-03-23T03:15:50Z")
Sinners. ---
**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/9 "2012-03-23T03:18:06Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > The Fetts. Think about it. I see what you did there. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/10 "2012-03-23T14:43:00Z")
I third Taints-you’ll probably see that one a lot on various signs and banners next year when they are on the road. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/11 "2012-03-23T14:45:46Z")
The Got Caught Firsts ---
**Author:** ![sachertorte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sachertorte/32/3727_2.png) [@sachertorte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sachertorte)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/12 "2012-03-23T14:50:46Z")
Taints by a mile. (1) They certainly are tainted. (2) Double meaning appeals to the 12 year old in all of us. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2012, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/13 "2012-03-24T05:43:55Z")
> [@sachertorte](#): > > Taints by a mile. > > (1) They certainly are tainted. > (2) Double meaning appeals to the 12 year old in all of us. Damn. The 12 year old in me is so strong that I didn’t even consider meaning 1 the first two times it was suggested this thread. ---
**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2012, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/14 "2012-03-24T15:47:41Z")
Well, New Orleans Taints it is! ---
**Author:** ![kurtisokc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kurtisokc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kurtisokc)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/15 "2012-03-24T20:10:20Z")
The Hit Men. (It actually is the name of a Junior Hockey team in Calgary.) ---
**Author:** ![DKW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dkw/32/3118_2.png) [@DKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DKW)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/16 "2012-03-24T20:44:04Z")
Jazz. 🙂 (Footnote: This is my first ever one-word reply on a message board. Like, any message board, about any subject, ever, at all.) ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-new-name-for-saints/616558/17 "2012-03-25T05:20:47Z")
If the point is to avoid being associated with wrongdoing and corruption: Topeka Saints.