# Suggest some new cable TV channels

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-some-new-cable-tv-channels/663352
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [July 12, 2013, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-some-new-cable-tv-channels/663352 "2013-07-12T20:12:07Z")
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### Author: ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2013, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-some-new-cable-tv-channels/663352/1 "2013-07-12T20:12:07Z")

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I’m visiting a friend in the hospital, and we’re indulging in our usual hospital pastime: black humor. (No offense intended to anyone who currently has loved ones in difficult medical situations.)

I mentioned to him that I read there was going to be a new tv channel just for dogs called DogTV, and he said, “I think there should be a channel called ComaTV, for people who are unconscious but their families still want the tv to be on 24/7.” Not sure what the programming should be; I guess it doesn’t really matter.

And then there’s ComaInducingTV, designed to put the viewer into a state of unconsciousness. We may already have that.

I’m sure there are plenty of other market niches that should have their own channels.

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### Author: ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2013, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-some-new-cable-tv-channels/663352/2 "2013-07-12T20:14:13Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> And then there’s ComaInducingTV, designed to put the viewer into a state of unconsciousness. We may already have that.

I think it’s called CSPAN. 😃

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### Author: ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2013, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-some-new-cable-tv-channels/663352/3 "2013-07-12T20:20:11Z")

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**The Channel Channel**

(for new age dimwits)

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### Author: ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)
#### Post date: [July 12, 2013, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggest-some-new-cable-tv-channels/663352/4 "2013-07-12T20:20:33Z")

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There are two channels out there already that I think could be done way better:

A real Sci-fi channel

And A real Channel for men (Could do better than Spike)

I’ve also often wondered if a Star Trek channel would be viable. With their cult like following, it seems plausible.
