# Suggestion for improving board speed.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestion-for-improving-board-speed/259574>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [August 12, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestion-for-improving-board-speed/259574 "2004-08-12T18:54:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestion-for-improving-board-speed/259574/1 "2004-08-12T18:54:48Z")

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Employ [This guy](http://www.whatsbetter.com/display.pyt?item=31905)

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestion-for-improving-board-speed/259574/2 "2004-08-12T19:07:06Z")

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You’re going to have to spell this one out for me there, guy.

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestion-for-improving-board-speed/259574/3 "2004-08-12T19:08:21Z")

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Oh. Okay. Hamsters.

Never mind.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestion-for-improving-board-speed/259574/4 "2004-08-12T19:08:41Z")

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Well, he’ll inspire fear in the other hamsters and make them work faster.

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestion-for-improving-board-speed/259574/5 "2004-08-12T19:11:25Z")

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Yeah, as soon as I hit submit I thought, “Aw, gawdammit, superhamsters.”

I’m an idiot.