# Suggestions for a special 1000th post..

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 4, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403 "2003-04-04T05:45:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/1 "2003-04-04T05:45:46Z")

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Any one have any ideas how for how I could do a special OP for 1000 posts?

Other than “Postcount ++ Wo0t!!”.

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**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/2 "2003-04-04T07:29:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Aslan2 \*  
> **Any one have any ideas how for how I could do a special OP for 1000 posts?**

You certainly plan ahead!

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/3 "2003-04-04T07:35:18Z")

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That’s true. I want to give myself time to gather and orgainize, check grammar and spelling etc. so I get a magnum opus of a OP :D.

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**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/4 "2003-04-04T07:39:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Aslan2 \*  
> \*\*That’s true. I want to give myself time to gather and orgainize, check grammar and spelling etc. so I get a magnum opus of a OP :D. \*\*

I’ll be looking forward to that! 🙂  
Or will I? -----\> :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/5 "2003-04-04T12:37:05Z")

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I dunno. You may plan, you may lay out the entirity of your posting career to come with all the finesse, discipline and strategic brilliance of the finest, battle-seasoned general, or one adept at the ways of chess amidst the masters …

… only to have your 1000th post come upon you with the suddenness of an express train …

… and the sum total of that monumental post, so anticipated, so prominent in the mind of the tactitical doper … is …

_“Me, too!”_  
😃

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**Author:** ![Maria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@Maria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maria)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/6 "2003-04-04T13:10:08Z")

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Let me be the first (and last?) to say  
**CONGRATULATIONS ON HITTING 460 Aslan2 !**

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**Author:** ![The\_Clawman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@The\_Clawman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Clawman)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/7 "2003-04-04T13:20:02Z")

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**Maria** , you’ve been registered for four years and you’ve posted six times. All of them today! There’s got to be a story there!

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/8 "2003-04-04T13:25:58Z")

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> Algernon  
> I was about to welcome you to the SDMB Maria, upon seeing your first post. But then I noticed your registration date from four years ago!!
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> Tell me there is a mistake here somehow. Or at least a very interesting story.

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> The Clawman  
> Maria , you’ve been registered for four years and you’ve posted six times. All of them today! There’s got to be a story there!

:😕 :eek: 😃

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**Author:** ![Maria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@Maria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maria)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/9 "2003-04-04T13:53:15Z")

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I already posted my story today at Aslan2’s thread [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3235563#post3235563](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3235563#post3235563)

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/10 "2003-04-04T13:56:47Z")

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Even though it occured about 4 years ago,  
Welcome to the board **Maria!**

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/11 "2003-04-09T00:10:49Z")

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Any suggestions?

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/12 "2003-04-09T00:20:02Z")

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Yeah. Ignore post counts. They don’t mean much. Not if you’re really here to fight ignorance, anyway.

Just MHO. Take it for what its worth to you.

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/13 "2003-04-09T00:25:45Z")

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Yeah, I will usally ignore them.  
I do, however want to do something special for a thousandth post, hopefully fighting ignorance in it. I can’t think of anything though.  
Any suggestions would be great.

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/14 "2003-04-09T00:35:46Z")

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Since you’ve got a while to go, how about some sort of pattern in your posts culminating then? Say, an evolving sig, or acrostic posts.

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/15 "2003-04-09T01:24:08Z")

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I do know what a acrostic is, but I don’t quite understand what you mean.  
Could you elaborate?

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/16 "2003-04-09T10:59:08Z")

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I meant that the first letter of your next 514 posts would spell out a message. I don’t that’s a good idea in itself, but it was an example of something you could do that would end at 1000.

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/17 "2003-04-09T15:13:30Z")

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I get it.  
I think, though, I would do it over 10-15 posts.  
Thanks.

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suggestions-for-a-special-1000th-post/166403/18 "2003-04-09T15:16:53Z")

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I think you should start saving now and throw us all a big party.

woohoo! free beer!
